Barista Naruto

by inkexpression

LOL this is YAOI (that means boii love) DONT LIKE DONT READ. Naruto the master of the ninjas wants to move on... he wants to be a coffee shop ninja. UNTIL one day... a mysterious strannger steps into his life. (again ?)

Naruto The Hot Ninja (coffeshop AU)

Naruto went to Konoha village (the leaf place) to see the giant statues of the HOKAGES. He is 48 years old like me. He looks at them with the goal of owning the coffee shop underneath theur massive heads. For now he is only a lowly (hot) barista/ninja. But ssoon he will be the owner/ninja of the HOKAGE coffeeshop. WOW.

One day at the barista part of his barista/ninja job, he sees someone. A hot, dark, tall, mysterious, and hot stranger. The customer came up to the bar and asked for a tall mocha grande light cream soy milk skinny latte with extra shots and then said his name. Only when he said his name for the cup did NARUTO realize that I twas him.

He realized that it was his childhood friend, SASSSSKE/ Omg Naruto could only think. He got so hot.

Then they made out and got married and died together.