The Setting, Tifa's bar, the time, 11:50, Everyone was there, CLoud, Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Sephy, and the rest of em
Barret: WWF RAW IS WAR! ::Changes the channel to TNN::
Tifa: Hell yeah!! ::grabs the Remote and changes the channel to Raw is War::
Aeris:..oh, but i wanted to watch martha Stewart Living, they were having a special on Chinese Flower Arrangements..
Vincent:........
Red: Animal Planet!
Yuffie: GIMME THE REMOTE, BOOBS! I'M WATCHING BARNEY!!!
Tifa: BOOBS!?!?! ::jumps from the couch and jumps on Yuffie::
Tifa and Yuffie: :caught in a huge cloud of dust made by the fighting:: MEOW! MROOOW! MEOW!
Sephiroth: ::watches the two, hoping shirts will fly..off:: D Mwahahaha
Cait Sith: ::grabs the remote:: We watchin Lamchop! =D
Cid: ::stabs the big Stuffed Moogle in the head, makin his Stuffing fly::
Cait Sith: NO! NOT MY MINDLESS PUPPET! YOU'VE KILLED HIM! ::puts the body in a milk carton and buries him:: ;-;
Cid: ::Grabs the remote and changes it to a Porno movie:: Yeah...that's the stuff
Sephy: ::watches the Porno:: Oh yeah....
Barret: ::fell asleep somehow::
Tifa and Yuffie: ::still fighting::
Vincent, Sephy, Red, and Cid: ::watch the porno, droolin::
Cloud: o.o........::grabs the controller, goes down to the secret place under the Bar and watches Gilmore Girls:: =D
...........Later, 2 AM
Vince, Cid, Red, Barret, and Sephy: ::sleep on the couch, all piled up on each other::
Tifa and Yuffie: ::Still fight, but now they've ripped each other's clothes of
Cloud: ::walks back from under the secret place and see's tifa and Yuffie:: O_o;;
Aeris: ::watches the two fight as well:: .... hey Cloud, Wanna go to My Church?
Cloud:..Sure
At the Church, Cloud and Aeris go up to the..Rafters place....And make out. Aeris Gets pregnant and has a baby that looks like CId for some strange reason. Tifa and Yuffie finally got tired of fighting, but only after they had broken almost all of each other's bones. Cid, Vince, Cid, and barret continued to watch porno every night saying "...Oh yeah..thats the stuff"
The End
You dun like mah story? Tough fudgies! this is mah first one =[
Barret: WWF RAW IS WAR! ::Changes the channel to TNN::
Tifa: Hell yeah!! ::grabs the Remote and changes the channel to Raw is War::
Aeris:..oh, but i wanted to watch martha Stewart Living, they were having a special on Chinese Flower Arrangements..
Vincent:........
Red: Animal Planet!
Yuffie: GIMME THE REMOTE, BOOBS! I'M WATCHING BARNEY!!!
Tifa: BOOBS!?!?! ::jumps from the couch and jumps on Yuffie::
Tifa and Yuffie: :caught in a huge cloud of dust made by the fighting:: MEOW! MROOOW! MEOW!
Sephiroth: ::watches the two, hoping shirts will fly..off:: D Mwahahaha
Cait Sith: ::grabs the remote:: We watchin Lamchop! =D
Cid: ::stabs the big Stuffed Moogle in the head, makin his Stuffing fly::
Cait Sith: NO! NOT MY MINDLESS PUPPET! YOU'VE KILLED HIM! ::puts the body in a milk carton and buries him:: ;-;
Cid: ::Grabs the remote and changes it to a Porno movie:: Yeah...that's the stuff
Sephy: ::watches the Porno:: Oh yeah....
Barret: ::fell asleep somehow::
Tifa and Yuffie: ::still fighting::
Vincent, Sephy, Red, and Cid: ::watch the porno, droolin::
Cloud: o.o........::grabs the controller, goes down to the secret place under the Bar and watches Gilmore Girls:: =D
...........Later, 2 AM
Vince, Cid, Red, Barret, and Sephy: ::sleep on the couch, all piled up on each other::
Tifa and Yuffie: ::Still fight, but now they've ripped each other's clothes of
Cloud: ::walks back from under the secret place and see's tifa and Yuffie:: O_o;;
Aeris: ::watches the two fight as well:: .... hey Cloud, Wanna go to My Church?
Cloud:..Sure
At the Church, Cloud and Aeris go up to the..Rafters place....And make out. Aeris Gets pregnant and has a baby that looks like CId for some strange reason. Tifa and Yuffie finally got tired of fighting, but only after they had broken almost all of each other's bones. Cid, Vince, Cid, and barret continued to watch porno every night saying "...Oh yeah..thats the stuff"
The End
You dun like mah story? Tough fudgies! this is mah first one =[