AN: Alright, this just seems cool. Try it; it will make you laugh hysterically.

Rules:

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.

2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.

3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!

4. Do ten of these, and then post them.

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. Never will. Sorry. Don't own any of these songs, either.

I Caught Myself – Paramore

He couldn't do it. He just couldn't. What would Sam think of him? Ironhide? Ratchet? Optimus?

He would be telling the truth, of course. He could never lie, not even to his charge. Why should he keep these feelings to himself?

But maybe he should. For everyone's sake. He couldn't stand ruining their lives because of his selfishness.

Why couldn't he be a normal bot? Why did he have to love a human?

Earth was wonderful. Humans were fantastic creatures. But they had short lives compared to the Autobots.

"Hey, Bee, what you thinking so hard about?"

Beyond My Wildest Dreams – Sierra Bogess (Original Broadway Cast)

This… this planet. What was a word to describe it? Wonderous? Glorious? Interesting?

All of those words fit.

Hound glanced around him at the green trees taller than even Optimus Prime, the lake, full of organic creatures called fish, and the bright sun that helped this planet survive. Hound was glad there were rules about killing planets with life on them.

Yes, Hound could get used to this planet called Earth. It wasn't Cybertron, but as long as he had something to study and his friends, he would be happy.

What's This? – Danny Elfman (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

"What's that, Sam?" Bee had just gotten his vocal processor fixed, and the torrent of questions he had been spewing forth never ended. Never.

"That, Bee, is a bird bath. And before you ask: yes, birds do come and "bathe." It's normal. Please don't squish it. My mom will kill you. Violently."

"But why would they bathe in that thing? You have a lake not too far from here. It be much roomier…"

"It makes the garden look nice. Look, ask my mom if you want to know more." Please, Bee, shush.

"What's this?"

Dance Like There's No Tomorrow – Paula Abdul

"Duh, duh ,duh, duhhh." Annabelle Lennox danced in her seat while she and Ironhide rode to the grocery store. She absolutely loved this song.

"Why do you insist on listening to this? It's so repetitive." Belle glared at the talking radio. Why did she have to have the truck that talked back?

"Because I just do. Now shush. All I wanna do is dance like there's no tomorrow."

"But there is a tomorrow, and there always will be. Why is she singing about that?" Belle brushed her blonde bangs back.

"Oh, 'Hide."

Poor Unfortunate Souls – Sherie Rene Scott (Original Broadway Cast)

Starscream looked at the mechs who had just joined the Decepticon ranks. They were in for it.

Megatron was away, doing some "politics."

Otherwise known as killing off Autobot-scum.

Being a 'Con was fun. No rules, except for one. Just listen to Megatron. Screamer hated that rule. Absolutely despised it. He should be the supreme ruler of the galaxy, not Megatron. Never Megatron.

He would show these new recruits why. Yes, he would. Maybe if he was lucky, Tronny would die on his mission. Starscream could rule. Yes, yes he could.

Those poor, poor Autobots. They wouldn't know what hit them. Five new 'Cons. A world of pain, misery, and death.

Positoovity – (Original Broadway Cast)

"No. Never, you can't make me, Ratchet."

"You can do this Mikaela. Be positive. Bee's processor needs to be fixed sometime, and there are small parts that are difficult for me to get to. You're small enough. Please?" Bumblebee made a few clicking and whirring sounds over to Mikaela, his optics hopeful. He really wanted to talk again.

"I… I could mess up. They could be damaged even further!"

"You're being ridiculous. Now, here's – " Mikaela backed away, shaking her head.

"It's hard to be positive, Ratchet. Bee's my friend. I don't want to hurt him." Bee clicked again and nodded. She thought about it.

"Alright."

Strangers Like Me – Phil Collins (Includes an OC by the name of Stella)

They could speak like her! In those familiar whirs and clicks and squeaks! Of course, she was only a human who learned to use her voice in those patterns as a baby while these were twenty-five foot robots with guns stuck to their forearms.

Weird. Awesome, but weird.

But how could they speak like her? How could they understand her, read her symbols? She wanted to know how they knew of her god, Primus.

How did they know almost everything about her?

She had been adopted as a very young child. One of her features that her vain mother picked her for was her unnatural bright blue eyes.

Stella would find out why they were like her. Yes, she would.

Kids of the Future – The Jonas Brothers (Includes OC by the name of Cassie Lennox)

She was sitting on the rooftop, looking down at all the soldiers that wove around beneath her like ants. Busy, busy ants. Hah.

Annabelle, Cassie's older sister, was off on the shooting range with Ironhide. Belle had a great friendship with 'Hide, almost as great as Cassie's and Ratchet's.

Cassie was the only one who could draw Ratchet out of one of his tempers, the old mech. She didn't mind though. Everyone needs to vent once in a while.

She wanted to become a doctor, just like Ratchet. She was only thirteen, but gosh darnit, she was going to be an Autobot medic if it killed her! Not that anyone would be happy about her death.

"Cassie, where are you? Are you on that roof again?"

Midnight Bottle – Colbie Callait

Sam sat down the glass of wine. It had been twenty long years since his first meeting with Bumblebee and the Autobots. Annabelle was in college, and his own daughter, Carmen, was in high school.

The Autobots adored Carmen. She was raised by the mechs just as much as she was raised by Sam.

They were still in hiding, although the 'Cons had left Earth a while ago. The mechs and humans were too close for the mechs to even think about leaving.

Sometimes it was painful for Sam to hear Carmen making excuses to her friends so that the Autobots could spend time with her during their busy schedules. He knew Carmen missed her friends.

But life was good. For everyone. Sam thanked whatever god there was for that.

Teardrops On My Guitar – Taylor Swift

Ironhide was gone again on some mission. Annabelle missed him terribly, too.

He was wonderful, no one could deny it. Maybe just a little rough around the edges, but that's what made 'Hide, 'Hide.

But Belle's feelings were to remain secret. It was her curse that she'd had for the past two years – since she was sixteen. She knew Ironhide could never love her that way. He was a giant robot while she was a puny human.

She smiled sadly was she gazed into the night sky. One star was so blue, it looked like 'Hide's optics.

She had always been destined for heartbreak. But Belle could live with it. As long as Ironhide was happy, she was too.

But sometimes it just wasn't enough.

AN: There you go. Not all of my taste in music was in here, my iPod just seemed abnormally biased tonight.