Little Red Riding Hood: Teen Titans Edition

by Abreu7

As in the title, its the classic story: Teen Titans Edition! A parody packed with comedy! Little Red Raven needs to deliver a basket of goodies, but the green wolf Beast Boy has other plans!

1. Little Red

Hey! I'm hoping readers of "The Wizard of Oz: Teen Titans Version" are with me right now! If you are, thanks! If you haven't read it yet, I highly suggest it. Anyway, heres the first chapter of my new parody: Little Red Riding Hood!

Chapter One

Little Red

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Raven. She wore a red cloak all the time, when a certain green wolf's prank burned her blue ones. As she always wore it, and was quite short, everybody called her, "Little Red Hood." Then, just for the heck of it, somebody added "Riding" (Seriously, am I the ONLY one who wonders how "Riding" got in there?!) so she became "Little Red Riding Hood" but thats too long to spell and I'm lazy, so we'll stick with Raven.

Raven was an expressionless but intelligient girl. Why she never showed emotion, nobody ever knew. She was a tad sarcastic, but was still a nice girl.

Now one day, Raven was outside meditating under a shady tree. Her mother, Arella, stepped out. "Raven, take this basket to your grandmother please." Arella held a basket and handed to Raven. Raven nodded. She took the basket, and skipped out onto the golden path.

The film burns and the sound scratches. Raven stepped out. "'I don't skip." she muttered. "Who wrote this?" she asked, hostility in her voice. In the audience, somebody nudged Abreu7. "Shouldn't you go up there?" Abreu7 looked at him. "Are you NUTS?" She kicked somebody into the aisle and pointed at them, "Thats the author!" she called. Raven sensed Abreu7 lying (Uh-oh)

ONE REWRITE LATER

And so Raven took the basket, and walked along the golden path. Little did she know, a clumsy green wolf was nearby, watching. His dog mouth curled into a sort of sly grin, and he wandered deep into the forest.

The wolf was named Beast Boy. Beast Boy was a prankster, and a horrid one at that. He was sweet, and I suppose funny (Though Raven would never ever admit it to him). But when he had a prank in mind, and it was against Raven, it was go time!

Hmm, a little short huh? Ah well, Little Red Riding Hood is a short story. This will probably be done in, 4, 5 chapters tops. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Stay tuned!

~Abreu7~

PS Hope you enjoyed it!