Disclaimer: No, no and no, I Do not own KH, or else Donald would be duck soup, and goofy would be gone, and only riku would be with sora through-out the world's to come…hahah I said come. XD
A/N: Why the hell am I still up, and writing stories? Well glad you asked…what you didn't? well to bad, I'm still going to tell you anyway, I drank three can of Monster's and theirs nothing to do with my time but to write, write and write!! Thanks for reading my stories!! XD, gotta stop writing these author notes :sigh:
Chapter 1: Riku's daily procedure
"Hn." Riku grunted. Everyone's gaping at him again, as the silver hair god strolled down the school halls with cat like grace. Using only a black under shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers, his audience awed him and all could not believe what was walking around their school campus.
Riku had a sly smile on his face, as he noticed everyone's staring. ' You have it going for you' One of the English teachers repeated to him. Which was true, yep his ego is up their all right. Life is going to good for him, Straight A's and having Honor Rolls, and have the principles list over and over again. He was envied more than his mother, who right now is laughing crazily in Vegas…probably spending all his college money.
Nothing went wrong, Everything riku want's, he gets. "Hey tidus." riku said when he spotted the dirty blond hair color boy digging through his chaotic locker. " What's new in the club so far?"
Their was a club that was open that riku enjoyed, the all stars music club. He loved music like it was life, and he was always getting applaud for when he finished his masterpiece. He was immediately promoted to be President of the club, and tidus was his lead singer for them.
Tidus was always into the song every time the music the riku composed was released, and that caused his popularity to rise even more…it raised so much, that their was one flaw to all of this.
"Riku, it's riku!!" A blond haired girl screamed, she wore a yellow dress that was a little above the knees and a scarf around her shoulder's. Riku raised an eyebrow at the crowd of girls gathering behind her and lining up in position.
Suddenly they started " R-I-K-U, It's our god and silver haired lover-" slapping their hands together and clapping in rhythm, they posed dramatically " Riku, Riku, We love You-Wah?!" they all yelled in surprise, Riku left in their middle of their singing, leaving them posing like idiots in the hallway with people around them just staring.
"This is getting real annoying" He mumbled to tidus. " those girls just kept on bothering me ever since the first day I came."
"well, can't blame them-" Tidus comforted him " they are in the Riku fan club, ya know, which reminds me, when do I get one?"
Riku rolled his eye's, and continued to his next class which would start in an hour. He entered the class and their stood a tall gothic looking teacher. She would fit the profile of the witch of the west, if it wasn't for the thing she calls a 'doll' she holds for…'anger management' problems. It was till then, she looked real stress, and the aroma around the room was thick.
"Uhhh," tidus said, tripping backwards, " I-I gotta go to my class…see ya!!" and with that he sprinted off, with a cloud of dust following him.
"traitor." riku mumbled under his breath, then he stared back at the grimacing teacher. " So, Lulu what's getting you down?" he put on a fake smile, as he avoided her death glare of doom.
" Well, if you must know Riku-san" Lulu said grabbing her kupo around the neck with both hands. " Two new students are coming from some random high school, and the principle thinks their so smart, that she put's both of them in senior classes, and they are only Freshman material!" she rambled, choking the kupo as it cried out in pain.
"Kupo." it whimpered.
" so what's the problem?" Riku stared at the kupo as it started to turn blue. Does a kupo count as an animal anyway? Because if it does, then this should be animal cruelty.
" The problem is that these kids were sent here from wakka-!" the English teacher? "- and I know he is trying to get me back, I bet my ass that he is laughing like a mad man in his class room right now."
Meanwhile in another class room.
"Achoo!" Wakka sneezed, rubbing his nose he caught a glimpse of a burnet speeding down the hall, and into the class room he was in.
"Hey, how's it going Tidus?" Wakka said, looking at his student who was trying to catch his breath. " You look exhausted, ran a marathon?"
"Did you piss of Lulu again.." tidus finally was able to say, as he collapsed to an empty seat. The classroom was a little empty, some students was talking about some knew pop-star as others fell asleep on their desk. " she looks real angry, and the kupo might not survive.." Wakka busted into a frenzy of laughter as tidus glared at him.
"I knew she would be mad!" wakka said after catching his breath. "Okay, I'll go see if she is doing good-ya?" he sipped the coffee that was laying on his desk.
"No." tidus said immediately " She will kill you, so let her calm down first…hey why do you do this kind of stuff to her anyway?" a sly grin escaped onto the dirty blond hair boy's lips. " You know what they say about boys bulling girls, it's either to get attention, or if they love them." he added wiggling his eyebrows.
Wakka spat out the coffee he was drinking and looked away from tidus to hide the blush that crept on his face. Hearing laughing from behind, wakka girded his teeth together.
" Okay, okay, shut up and let me start preparing for class, wise-ass" Wakka snapped, as he sat up abruptly and turned to his chalk board.
"Denial." Tidus mumbled.
"What was that?!" wakka yelled. Snapping the chalk in half from writing to hard.
"Nothing, nothing."
Riku was scared…very scared for his life. So that's why he sat right in the back seat next to cloud and Leon, who was nothing but quiet through out the whole class. Lulu's death glare showed no mercy to her victims. Some coward to the corner of the room as the kupo hid behind the chair.
"Okay class…" Lulu said. The class kept on talking, ignoring what she was saying.
" settle down." still kept on talking.
" SHUT THE HELL UP OR ELSE YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM A HORRIBLE DEATH FROM MY HANDS!!!!" She screamed narrowing her eyes at anyone who dares to object. The class fell silent, as everyone stiffened from the outburst.
"Good, now since you are all listening, I will tell you that we have two new students joining us today." As if on cue, A short red hair girl shakily stepped in. Her eyes glued to the floor, as the class scanned the new girl.
"H-hello…my name is Kairi…" the red head spoke in a soft whisper. Her face was flushing from all the attention she was getting. The class all greeted her warmly except the three student's in the back of the class that fell asleep before Lulu's outburst.
"Thank you Kairi, now take a seat…wait, where is the other student?" Lulu asked, turning to the door.
"Oh, well he got lost around the hallway…so I'm not sure." Kairi spoke softly. " I think he saw a vending machine, and is buying some-"
"Sorry!" everyone turned to the door, their stood a panting burnet who was leaning against the door frame. He had cookie crumbs all around his mouth, as more bag's held in his hand. "couldn't resist my drugs."
" thank you for joining us Mr.,…?"
"Sora, My name is sora!" he said giving his big goof grin, while opening another bag of chocolate chip cookies. Kairi sighed and pulled it away from him and walked towards an empty seat next to the girl that was bouncing in her seat.
"Hello, hello!" she chirped. " My name is Selphie, and we are going to be good friends right, right?!" jumping closer to Kairi, the red hair girl sat back and sighed. 'crap' she thought ' right next to the most hyperactive girl in school.'
"Y-yeah" Kairi said, giving a nervous chuckle. She heard laughing from behind, turning to glare at the burnet stuffing his face with more cookies. "How many bags did you get?!" she asked surprised.
" Oh, the minimum twenty bags or so…" he unzipped his bag to reveal the cookies he stashed. With a wide grin, he dodge the paper ball Kairi threw, as it landed on one of the sleeping boys. Kairi turned around fast to her desk as sora followed where the paper ball went.
"ah riku, thank you for joining the class as well." Lulu added, sitting back behind her desk where the kupo whimpered and ran for cover.
"Whatever." he said, scanning the class for the new comers. He saw one who was faced away from him… 'hm.' he thought looking at the odd red head girl. ' hopefully her hair doesn't fall off from coloring it so much' chuckling he scanned for the other.
He gaped. Two blue sapphire eye flashed at his direction, his spiky brown hair shot in many directions which made him more interesting to look at. Sora's face grew red from the eye contact, and turned back to his paper without turning back for the rest of the day.
Seeing those eye's, it took riku's breath away. The silver haired boy could feel himself blushing as he studied the boy who he didn't get the chance to hear his name. looking around, the only two people he could talk to was snoring loudly on their desk. 'this is just my luck'
"damn" Riku mumbled to himself. " Who is that kid?" Wanting to know, he must get his name, so the only person he knows is sitting hyperactively next to the red head, hopefully the cookies the burnet is eating doesn't land in her hands or else real evil will be released in the world.
For now, the curiosity will burn until then. Riku waited, staring at the burnet's back for the rest of the time. Having a feeling he was being watched, sora sneaked a peek behind him to notice the boy staring, and blushed a darker red.
'crap' sora thought. ' I didn't throw the paper ball…so why is he glaring at me like that?' not wanting to look back sora questioned more ' is he mad at me?'
His eyes grew wide from horror, 'oh no, maybe I looked at him, maybe it's because some ritual I wasn't suppose to do…like dodging paper balls that might hit other peoples face's while their sleeping.' he bite his nails from the stress.
As soon as the bell for the class to end sang, sora was the first one out.
"WAKKA!!!" Lulu screamed running down the hallway chasing the orange haired man. Her kupo was hanging on her dress as it flew behind her. " HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME, PREPARE TO DIE!!" throwing her katana around in swift motions towards the man.
Wakka screamed like a high school girl, and ran down the hallway with Lulu hot on his tail. " Lulu, wait stop!!" he yelled, pushing pass sora and Kairi. Both looked at each other when Lulu came around the corner screaming bloody murder, and ran over the two.
"You will not escape this time!!" Lulu said grinding her teeth together. The kupo fell finally and landed next to sora who was pulling himself up and dusting off the dirt from his clothes.
"Kupo?" it said, looking up at him tilting it's round head to the side.
"Awww" Sora squealed, " It's a Kupo, I always wanted one!" he pulled up the thing, and hugged it fiercely.
"K-Kupo" It gasped. Kairi stood up and snatched the kupo out of sora's hands. Sora pouted at the lost of his pet, and looked up to kairi with puppy dog eyes.
"Don't give me that look, you already have a chocobo and you do not need another pet!" Kairi pointed out. " Your mom is already going crazy that you have a pet she is allergic to, and now this ugly thing?" pulling up the white marshmallow with an antenna and a red ball sticking onto it.
"Kairi, don't curse kupo like that!" Sora grabbed back the kupo and looked back to it. "You'll hurt it's feeling's" Kairi rolled her eyes and walked off mumbling something about over dramatic.
"Wanna come home with me?" Sora said, looking down at the kupo. It started to cry with happiness as it nodded fiercely. " Good, Let's go!" he walked off humming a tune with a happy Kupo on his shoulders.
"Now wait a minute" she grabbed sora's shirt from behind. " we have to get to the new club meeting first."
"aw, man" sora's head slumped, and kairi dragged both of them towards the double doors down the corridor. ' as long as I don't run into that boy…I think I don't think I would've mind…if it wasn't kairi, damn it all!" the burnet thought.
"Kupo?" the kupo spoke looking out the window.
"Lulu!" Wakka cried " I said I'm sorry, now let me down!!" Hanging from the flagpole with bruises all over him, Lulu laughed wickedly pulling the other end of the rope.
"Okay, I guess I'll let it slide this time." she let go of the rope, and wakka fell head first into the pavement. " You're just lucky I went easy on you this time" dusting her hands off, she mumbled to herself. "where is kupo now?"
Dizzily, wakka got up and untangled himself. " Damn that woman is strong…I guess that's another reason why I fell for her…literally, ouch." rubbing his head. Watching Lulu storm off with the dark rain cloud behind her, he chuckled and looked off to see Riku sitting next to Selphie who was dancing to a song she was playing with her Mp3.
"Hm." Wakka thought " wonder what their up to?"
"Riku, what do you mean you fell asleep in class?" Selphie sang as she moved her hips to the beat of the music. Being hyper active, Selphie got a seat in the music club for her impressive dancing skills and her background singing. Kinda obvious for a person with ADD.
"Well, it seems I closed my eyes, and bam, La la land." he rolled his eyes. " Selphie please tell me what his name is."
Selphie's eye's grew wide. " Did the great riku say what I think he said?" she looked around her and back at riku " Am I on TV or something, cause not once did the almighty riku needed to say please!"
"Shut up" Riku said looking down. "Look, if your not going to tell me, then I'll just ask him myself" he got up with cat-like grace, and stormed off. " Damn that hyperactive girl" he mumbled.
"He'll be back" Selphie said, banging her head to the next song that was played on her mp3.
Three minutes later, riku couldn't find the burnet anywhere. Running down the school halls, (avoiding his fan club who was chasing him down) and looked through the classes he would be in. No sign of the burnet what-so-ever, and it was getting on his nerves. He didn't have to work so hard to look for anyone in his life, and finally when he does look for someone they turn invisible?
Walking back defeated, Selphie was resting from her random dancing on the side-walk as a group of kids that stopped to watch the show, started to clap and throw money to her. With a confused look on her face, she picked up the money from the ground.
"Working you're corner, Selphie?" Riku said smiling at the panting girl. She sat up straight, and dusted off her yellow dress.
"No, not today, I'm off duty." she said sarcastically. "Let me guess, couldn't find him?"
Riku's eyes narrowed. "No, it's just that I don't care…" his left eye twitched. "…where he is"
"LI-AR" Selphie sang the word into two syllables. She skipped down to her bag, and back to riku. " Here, I know where he is, Kairi is keeping him their until their done with whatever their doing!"
"Kairi?" Riku said, Selphie smiled at the Jealously that was clear in his voice. " Who's that, and why would she be keeping him here after school." He looked down as he added" J-just to get his name down."
Giggling, Selphie just shrugged off his question and skipped ahead of riku, singing a tune that wasn't familiar to him. Rounding the corner, he could hear instruments playing from the distance. The more they walked, the louder the music was getting. Another giggle escaped Selphie's lips as she turned the another corner to stand by the double doors.
"well?" Selphie asked, putting her arms behind and rocking on her heels. "Are you going in or what?" Riku rolled his eyes at the innocent look she gave him, and pushed the double doors open. What could be behind the doors that's putting Selphie in a happy mood?
Then he gasped as he stepped into the room. What the hell is going on?
A/N:
:Yawn: I'm really tired of doing stories so late… and doing a sucky job at it the same time, so please if you may…Review.
Sora: Wait…why is their a kupo in the story anyway?
MadWorldZ: Because I love them that's why, Kawaii!!
Sora: O-Kay, I'm guessing a chocobo is in the next on as well?
MadWorldZ: Why yes, yes there is…now go away and eat your
Cookies sora.
Selphie: Cookies give me, give me!!
MadWorldZ: NOOO, don't give her that-
(but I was too late)
Riku: I will save you sora, we can leave this dump and go to my apartment!!
: grabs sora -brible style- and fly's out the window:
MadWorldZ: Traitors!! : ducks under table: Damn you all to hell!!
Kairi: pops out randomly: did I miss something?
