Milkshake
Ed sat on the couch in Mustang's office. He was pretty bored.
Roy had left for some reason or another and told him to wait there. So, yeah, he was bored.
But something on Roy's desk caught his eye.
A Styrofoam cup.
Ed got up and picked it up. He peered down into it. There was something pink and thick in it."What's this?" he wondered out loud for no particular reason. He sniffed and then took a sip.
It was sweet. Ed took a longer sip. And another, and another. Until the whole thing was gone.
Roy walked into the office and looked at Ed and the Styrofoam cup in his hand. Ad then at his empty desk.
"Fullmetal?" he asked," Did you drink my milkshake?"
Ed looked at the cup in pure horror and ran out of the room clutching his stomach.
(A/N: I was half asleep when I thought of this and the idea wouldn't leave me. I don't think it's that good. Tell me how I did.
I don't own FullMetal Alchemist.)