Disclaimer: Nothing its mine except the things in my room… some of them at least.
Author's Note: Well… surprise, its me again; but sorry to say that its not to stay. Well, hope you like it.
Conversations between Sirius and Remus
I.
"So" – said Sirius suddenly, looking at Remus' profile – "how many people have you slept with?"
Remus stopped looking at the pages of the book in his hands, and looked at Sirius with a puzzle expression.
"Where the hell did that come from? I thought we were talking about leaving Hogwarts in a couple of days" – finished Remus, finally leaving the book down.
"It's a related subject" – stated Sirius.
"How is it related how many people have I slept with, with the end of our school days?" – Asked Remus with false impatience and a well-hidden smile.
"Well, I'm guessing that everybody that you slept with was from Hogwarts" – said Sirius smiling broadly.
"Well, you have guess wrongly; I also had interesting experiences on a couple of trips".
"Uh, Remus, you naughty boy" – said Sirius smiling and wiggling his eyebrows.
"Oh shut up".
"So, how many?" – Asked Sirius again.
"I don't know…"
"That many, eh?"
"Sirius shut up".
"That's all you ever said to me lately".
"That's because you just say stupid things lately. And my sex life is non-of your business".
"And want if I want to make it my business?" – Commented Sirius wiggling his eyebrows in a phony-seductive way.
"Is your ass… – said Remus smiling and shrugging casually".
"Is it wrong that that just sent shivers down my spine?" – Said Sirius playfully.
"Ewwww, Sirius; I really didn't need to hear that. And for your information, all those experiences… women!"
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that, I know that you think of me when you touch yourself".
In that same moment the door creaked and Remus turned around to see a very surprised James standing under the lintel.
"I swear, you two have the weirdest conversations ever" – said James, before turning around and leaving the room, closing the door after him.
Remus looked at Sirius and frowned.
"Three days left here, and now everybody will think that I'm into you".
"Mmmmm… do you want to be in me?" – Asked Sirius playfully.
"Ewww! Sirius! I really didn't need to hear that!" – Screamed Remus before walking out the door.
The End.
Author's Note: I really didn't thought that I would write anything at all before February, but its still the first hour of Christmas; this has being a very gloomy Christmas and I needed to cheer myself up a little; and it kind of work. Well, this wont be the last of this conversations, but I don't know when will the next one pop out of my head; I'm still working and that job its eating my inspiration away. Well, I hope you like it, and leave me a review, its being years since I receive a review for anything.
Lorien Lupin