A/N: Another really wacko thing. Some of it is one purpose, though. Only making fun of one argument thing. You will be able to tell what it is. I sincerely hope so, for your sake. Bobby Sue, Mr. Ceyan, and Dr. Anderson are mine. Any other references to places or whatever are J.K. Rowlings.

Dear Daddy



Dear Daddy,
I'm at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is just as you said. I'm in Hufflepuff. I think the other houses are prejudiced against me because of that.
Love, Bobby Sue

Dear Bobby Sue
You have brought to my attention an important issue regarding rude and hateful prejudices. I will immediately add it to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Board of Director's agenda.
Love, Daddy

Dear Daddy,
Please waterproof any future notes. I greatly enjoy my oatmeal every morning, and the ink on your letter soaks in it, and it looks icky. You see, the owl dropped it into my precious oatmeal. Oh, and I wasn't able to read the note also.
Love, Bobby Sue

Dr. Anderson,
Two things have been brought to my attention lately that need attention. Please add them to the next Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Board of Director's meeting agenda. They are:
1. Prejudice against Hufflepuffs.
2. Unsanitary delivery of mail.
Sincerely,
Mr. Ceyan

Dear Daddy,
I am sorry to inform you of some inhumane practices at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Some potions that we are required to make use animal parts that hurt, kill, or main said animals.
Love, Bobby Sue

Dear Bobby Sue,
I shed tears for your sad situation. No wonder there are so many sad lives in the world. I will again notify the board, our meeting is in two weeks.
Love, Daddy

Dear Daddy,
Before you Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Board of Director's meeting, I have one more request. It is said that there are some books in the library that could be taken in a dark arts way. Supposedly only people are mature enough to read it read them. Nothing really bad I supposed to be in there but somebody may take them the wrong way! This really worries me. Thank you.
Love, Bobby Sue

Dear Bobby Sue,
That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. Ban books? Who are you kidding? Love, Daddy

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Told you it was wacko. I claim no responsibility.

~Springrain