Confused by Ashlyn's unusual behaviour and more impatient than he'd like to admit, William walked - rather quickly- to the living room and found Anya playing on her brand new x-box- which she probably stole,he could tell because the it was still wrapped in plastic film.
-" Anya,have you s?" William started,just before Anya turned around.
-"Ohh! If it isn't William the ever randy! William the voluptuous vampire lover! William the"Anya said in a falsy majestic tone
-"Okay, okay. I get it. I like sex. With vampires." William said, flatly.
-" Voluptuous ones" Anya reminded him.
-"Ugh. Fine. Whatever. Where's Gilly?"
-" Uuuuh yeeah, Gilly. About that."
-"About what? Where is she? Why is everyone avoiding my questions? And by the way what are you wearing?"William asked puzzled.
Anya seemed delighted to change the subject. " Can't you tell? I'm a football player!"
Anya wore the tiniest shorts ever with a barely-there top which read "Tackle me" along with knee length socks and black stilletos.
-"Yeah, the only way they'd let you play football like that would be with another girl. In a chocolat pool. Naked." William said lightly.
-"Hey! How dare you! This costume belonged to one of those playboy girls,I just thought it would look much better.."
-"Anyway, where is Gilly?" William asked for the hundreth time that morning.
Anya seemed mad when he wouldn't listen about how that Holly from playboy was such a hypocrite - and didn't these shorts make her butt look adorable- was only too glad to answer: " Gilly's with her boyfriend" she said with satisfaction.