A lone truck was driving down a desolate highway. The two people in the cab were having a really hard time seeing due to the blizzard.
"I can't see through this fog and snow." The driver complained as he was practically squinting.
"I can't either. Just keep her steady and we should be fine." His friend said.
As the truck drove on, silhouettes of what appeared to be people watched it pass. Back with the truckers, they were still struggling to see as the passenger was wiping the fog off the interior part of the windshield.
"This probably the worst blizzard ever." He commented.
"I know, right?" The driver agreed.
Suddenly, the truck started to sputter, then slow down. After going a few more feet, it came to a complete stop, even letting out a fart sound as it did so.
"Oh, man! We pushed the old girl too hard." Driver lamented.
"Jason, get the tools." The passenger said.
"Way ahead of you, Billy." Jason replied as they exited the truck.
Jason got the tools while Billy popped open the hood.
"You try to start the engine while I try to fix it." Billy instructed.
Jason nodded and tried just that. After a few times, it didn't work.
"It's not working." Jason groaned.
"Great." Billy sighed until he noticed a group of people far ahead of them. "Hey, I see some people. I'm gonna go ask for help."
He walked up to the group of what appeared to be people.
"Hey! We need some help. Our truck broke down." Billy said.
He only got moans in response.
"Excuse me?" He asked.
Back with Jason, he was his friend's silhouette being surrounded by the groups before they ganged up on him. It almost looked like he was being devoured.
"What the heck?!" He exclaimed.
"What's the matter? Scared?" A male voice mocked.
"Who said that?" Jason asked sharply. "Where are you?"
"That would be me." The voice responded. "And I'm right in front you."
"Where?"
"Over here to your left."
Jason turned his head.
"No that's too far. Little to the right. Okay, now you're too high. Too low. Again too high. A little to your right. Alright, now down, down, down, down, down, down. There you go!"
There, he saw a young man with pale skin, jet-black hair, and blazing red eyes. He also wore dark clothing. Next to him, was a young woman with the same features, and behind them were other beings with the same features.
"Who are you?!" Jason demanded, trying to sound brave.
"Your worst nightmare." The young man said as he and the woman charged forward.
The camera quickly panned away, but we could hear a combination of screaming and hissing. A few seconds later, a few blood splatters fell onto the truck and snow.
()()()
An elf ran through the halls of Santa's workshop with a long sheet of paper. He had something urgent to tell him. He finally found him taking care of the reindeer with his wife.
"Santa! Santa!" The elf panted.
"Jim, what is it?" Santa asked as he was brushing Blitzen.
"We picked up some strange readings on the monitor. We don't what they are, but it ain't pretty." Jim explained.
Santa took the paper and read it. As he finished, his eyes widened in fear.
"Sweet mother of cookies! This can't be!" Santa exclaimed.
"Honey, what is it?" Mrs. Claus asked as she took the paper and gained the same expression.
"What is it?" Jim asked.
"We were afraid this might happen." Mrs. Claus said.
"They're back." Santa added.
()()()
It was only a week before Christmas. Everyone would put up decorations and prepare for the holidays and the town of Mellowbrook was no exception. In the Buttowski house, they were having a great time. It had been three years. And in those three years, the kids have grown quite a bit. Brianna, Kick and Brad, now 12, 14, and 18 respectively, had grown a few inches, well, except for Brad who just grew literally one inch. Other than that and a few new interests, barely anything has changed.
"Mom, Dad, do we have to do this?" Brad whined.
"Stop that attitude, young man and shape up." Honey scolded.
"It's the holidays so yes." Harold added.
"It's so nice of you to invite all our friends over." Honey said to Kick.
"Hey, it's been a while since we saw them." Kick replied.
"So why not invite them over and catch up on some things." Brianna added, who was now just a little but spoiled. And I do mean just a little.
Just then, a there was a knock at the door. Kick went over to it and saw Gunther and his parents.
"Hey, Gunther, Mr. and Mrs. Magnuson. Come on in." Kick greeted as they did so.
Eventually, all the families from the previous stories all made it. They were all having a good time, save for the things caused by Murphy's Law like a tree falling on the house and blocking the door, the snow on the roof sliding off and snowing them in, and of course, the chimney collapsing. Yep, that's as normal as it's gonna get with the Murphys.
"It's so good to be with everyone after a while." A now 15-year-old Lincoln sighed happily as his girlfriend Ronnie Anne snuggled up to him.
"Tell us about." Milo and Melissa said, who were 18.
"I'm glad you, Leni, and Luna could make it." Rita said to them.
"Are you literally kidding?" 21-year-old Lori replied.
"We wouldn't miss this for the world." 19-year-old Luna added, taking a sip from her hot chocolate.
"I'm glad you invited Pop-Pop." Leni said.
"Not only that, I invited my dad over too." Honey butted in.
"And don't forget I invited Grandma Rosie." Harold B. said.
Just then, Lily, who was 5, and Carlitos, who was 6, went up to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
"Linky, Ronnie, can I have another cookie?" Lily asked.
"Can I have one too?" Carlitos also requested.
"Sorry, guys, looks like we're all out." Ronnie told them.
"But don't worry, we got this." Kick said.
"And how are you going to do that?" Gunther asked.
"Remember three years ago when we had to deliver presents for Santa?" Milo reminded.
"We've been practicing. Watch." Lincoln said.
With a snap of their fingers, they made their Santa hats appear. They then proceeded to pour in the ingredients for gingerbread. After that, they started to shake and/or twirl them for a few second, after which they poured out several gingerbread cookies that looked a lot like everyone.
"Tada!" They exclaimed as Frida took a picture.
"This one looks just like me." Martin. chuckled.
"This almost looks too god to eat." Lola said.
"Well, who's this handsome devil?" Carlino said before eating his gingerbread as Lola giggled at her boyfriend's antics.
"This looks so accurate, it's actually a little creepy." Zack commented.
"It's almost as good as my gingerbread men." Rosa commented.
"This is exquisite." Lisa said.
"Hey, where's my cookie?" Kick wondered.
"Lana, did you eat Kick's cookie?" Kendall asked Lana, who had crumbs on her mouth.
"You taste awesome." Lana said to Kick.
After a long pause, the families laughed at that.
()()()
On a hill on the outskirts of town, stood the same group of what seemed to be people overlooking the city. They all had evil smirks on their faces.
"Look at those mortals, Dmitri; laughing and having a good time." The same woman from earlier chuckled.
"I know, Ambrose. I just can't wait to taste their blood, ruin their holiday, and take over this world." The man replied, giving his lover a little kiss.
"My lord, when do we strike?" One of their subordinates asked.
"All in due time, my good man." Dmitri replied with a smile, revealing a pair of razor-sharp fangs.
()()()
A second later, they disappeared and a puff of black smoke. Back at the Buttowski house, the fun was still ongoing. CJ was reading comics with Lincoln and Clyde, yeah he grew out of that phase where he would play superheroes and pirates, Leni and Carlota were once again talking about fashion, Carlos was just reading with Lisa, Brad was treading his favorite magazine, Martin, Harold M., Harold B., Howard, Magnus, and Lynn Sr. were talking, Rita, Frida, Helga, and Honey, were also chatting all that stuff. Oh, and Clyde is no longer in love with Lori and he and Lynn are now dating. Suddenly, the lights went out.
"Hey, what happened?" Marcus wondered.
"It's probably just the fuse box." Bobby said.
"I'll go flip it on." Harold B. said as he walked into the basement.
Several seconds later, the lights were back on, however his scream was heard.
"Whoa, what happening down there?!" Magnus said.
Shortly after, he came back up, panting and slamming the door behind him.
"Dad, what happened down there?" Brianna asked.
"I-I-I-I-I… s-saw…!" He stammered.
"Calm down; breathe." Howard told him.
"Now, tell us what happened down there." Harold M. told him.
"Okay, so when I was flipped on the circuit breaker, I saw someone or something. I don't know what or who it was." He panted. "By the way, just don't go down there."
All of a sudden, a hand punched a hole through, scaring them all.
"This is a handful." Luan punned. "I'm so sorry."
"Too soon, Luan." Lynn groaned.
A second later, the door was kicked down, revealing the vampire behind it. He looked at the families with a crazed smile as they cowered in fear.
"Who are you?!" Carlos asked.
"That's for me to know and for to die." The vampire hissed as he lunged for them.
Frida snapped a picture of the vampire, causing him to hiss in pain because of the flash.
"Aw, he didn't show up." Frida pouted.
"That's because vampires don't appear in photos." Carlos informed her.
"Wait, Auntie, the flash is hurting him." Bobby realized.
"Quick! Snap again." Ronnie added.
Frida attempted to do just that when nothing happened.
"The batteries are dead!" She screamed as the vampire charged.
They ducked and went to the other room, the vampire in hot pursuit.
"What do we do?!" Sara squeaked.
"Even I'm scared in this situation." Milo said.
"Wait, if he's a vampire then-"
"Lucy, we talked about this." Lincoln told her as the vampire closed in on them.
"Well, we're either gonna die or become just like him." Zack said.
"Hey, bat brain!" Lily's voice mocked.
He turned around and saw Lily standing in living room with her hands behind her back.
"Come and get me." Lily mocked.
The vampire hissed in anger as he closed in on her.
"Has that child gone loco?!" Maria exclaimed. "What does she think she's doing?"
"Come on. Come get me." Lily thought with a smirk.
The bloodsucker lunged for her.
"Open up. Say 'ah'!" Lily said as he was literally a few inches from her.
Just in time, Lily pulled out a string of lights, which he unknowingly bit into. She then wrapped it around her foe a few times.
"Carlitos! Now!" She exclaimed.
"Way ahead of you!" Carlitos replied as he plugged the string in.
Since his teeth penetrated the coating, he was electrocuted. He let out an inhuman scream of pure agony as he felt himself slowly frying. His would be victims stood back and watched in shock. (No pun intended).
"I'd hate to be in his current situation." Luan uneasily laughed.
"Stop it, Luan." Leni told her.
The vampire was twitching uncontrollably as his screeches died down. A few seconds later his chest exploded, killing him. Once he was dead, Brigette unplugged the lights.
"How did you two come up with that idea?" Carlota asked.
"I don't know, it just came up." Carlitos shrugged.
"Well, that was a very brave thing you did, but please don't scare us like that again." Frida told them.
Just then, two more vampires smashed through the window in the kitchen. They sped forward and went for the nearest people: Lucy and Kendall. They quickly sank their fangs into their necks. They screamed as they struggled to get them off. Hearing their cries, their parents ran up and punched the vampires across the face.
"Get away from our daughters!" Ted demanded.
The undead beings hissed and response as they grabbed them by the collars of their shirts and threw them through the wall and far away.
"Oh, crap." Sheldon cursed.
Just for good measure, they did the same thing to the rest of their parents.
"MOM! DAD!" They all cried out.
"I wonder where they went." Sam wondered.
With the parents…
They screamed until they landed in a pile of snow somewhere.
"That was completely uncalled for." Nicole said.
"Where are we, anyway?" Eileen said.
Just then, they saw a flagpole with a bi-color flag of red and white and a red maple leaf.
"Oh great, we're in Canada." Magnus grumbled.
Back in Mellowbrook…
"Now would be a good time to run." Bobby said.
The vampires charged, when Lucy and Kendall, now turned into vampires kicked them into a wall.
"RUN!" They said as they went upstairs.
There they locked themselves in a room.
"Okay, so two people are now vampires and there are other vampires outside wanting to suck us dry." Brad panted as they pounded on the door.
"Wait, I got an idea." Kick said.
The undead beings burst through the door, only to be met with punches to the face. When they regained their bearings, Milo and Kick pulled out icicles from behind their back and rammed them into their chests.
"We better get outta here." Lincoln said as they escaped through backdoor by digging the snow away.
They were able to make their way into the streets, where it was still snowing relentlessly. But hey, they had better keep moving. And just in case, they also had some weapons with them, ranging from axes, chainsaws, baseball bats, etc.
"Looks like the coast is clear." Melissa shivered.
They made their way to the vans when they heard moaning behind them. They turned around to see zombies limping towards them.
"Oh, give us a break." Lori groaned before opening the door and turning to Lily and Carlitos. "You two, we need you stay in here."
"But-"
"Carlitos, please, we need you to stay safe, okay?" Carlota said.
"Okay." They said.
Giving them a kiss on the head, the two youngsters climbed into two of the vans. With them safe, they proceeded to slaughter zombies left and right.
"Where did these things even come from?!" Lisa exclaimed as she smashed a zombie's head in with a shovel.
"Less talky, more smashy." Sam said as she whacked a zombie with her guitar.
"Good thing these are super durable." Luna said.
"What could have cause this?" Gunther wondered as he chopped a zombie's head off.
"I have no idea, but we better keep crushing!" Lynn said as she killed several of them with her bat.
Suddenly, they heard the sound of sleigh bells jingling.
"Hey, where's that sound coming from?" Bobby wondered.
As soon as he said that, Santa's sleigh descended from the sky, running over the remaining zombies.
"Santa? Mrs. Claus?" CJ said.
"Long time no see." Santa greeted.
"We also came here to tell you something." Mrs. Claus added.
"Tell us what?" Lola asked.
"You're all in great danger. An old foe of ours is back with a vengeance and is seeking to enslave the entire world." Santa explained. "And judging by Kendall and Lucy's appearance they were turned into vampires."
"Does this have anything to do with vampires?" Kendall asked.
"Well you see, the vampire king, Dmitri, his wife, Ambrose and their clan are pure evil. 300 years ago, using their ability to raise the dead, they amassed a zombie army and they came close to world domination. That was until a pair of heroes stopped them." Santa explained.
"Who were they?" Lincoln asked.
"You're looking at them." Mrs. Claus told them.
They were all in awe.
"You defeated them?" Brad inquired.
The Clauses nodded in response.
"Hey, we're not all just holiday cheer, you know." Santa chuckled.
"Wait, the reindeer were just drenched in zombie blood, aren't supposed to become zombies by now?" Lana asked.
"Don't worry, we, along with Santa and Mrs. Claus are all immune to vampire and zombie bites." Dasher said.
"And since, Milo, Lincoln, and Kick have the same powers as him, they're immune too." Vixen explained.
"Come on, let's get you outta here. Follow the bells and my nose." Rudolph told them.
"Hold on. We just gotta do something." Milo said.
With a snap of their fingers, they changed into their Santa outfits.
"For the record, we felt so obligated to do that." Kick quickly said.
With that out of the way, they climbed into the vans, except for Kick, who made a snowmobile appear, which he, Kendall, Gunther, Brad and Brianna got on.
"Thanks for the snowmobile." Kick said.
"No sweat." Santa replied.
Before they could go anywhere, the vans fell apart. After putting them back together, Santa whipped the reins and they were off, with the sleigh not taking off so it would be easier for the others to follow. After they disappeared into the whiteout, the same vampires they just talked about showed up.
"Oh, the fun had just begun." Dmitri chuckled sadistically.
()()()
The visibility in the blizzard was near zero. Even with three pairs of headlights plus Rudolph's nose, it was difficult to see anything.
"See anything up there?" Lori asked through a walkie-talkie.
"No, this is probably the worst blizzard I've seen in long time." Santa replied.
"Do you even know where you're going?" Zack asked.
"Anywhere is better than where we were, that's for sure." Mrs. Claus said.
And cue scary, fast-paced version of 'Carol of the Bells'. Suddenly, silhouettes appeared in the fog. They seemed to be running while several appeared to be flying after them.
"Guys, don't look now, but we're being chased!" Gunther cried.
Santa looked behind them and saw he was right.
"What's chasing us?" Carlitos asked.
"We're being chased by both vampires and a kind of zombies called runners. Brace yourselves!" Santa exclaimed.
He created an ice axe just as a vampire caught up to the sleigh. He swung the axe, slicing the vampire's head off. Mrs. Claus created ice darts and riddled a zombie's face with them.
"This reminds me of Mad Max. Only this takes place in winter." Lincoln said.
Just then, a vampire smashed through the window on the driver's side of Vanzilla.
"License and registration, please!" She said.
"How about this. Lincoln, now!" Lori shouted.
Lincoln poked his head out his window and held out his hand as if he was pointing a sword at the vampire. A second later, an icicle shot out of his hand and impaled the bloodsucker through the back and out the other side.
"Bulls eye!" He exclaimed.
In the other van, a vampire hopped on the roof and pounded away at it.
"One's on the roof!" CJ exclaimed.
"I'm gonna try and shake it off." Bobby said as he started to swerve around.
As the van swerved, they unknowingly ran over a horde of walkers. Despite that, the bloodsucker kept a firm grip on it. He swung down and smashed through a window. Once he was in, he bit down on the neck of the first thing he saw: Bobby. He screamed until Ronnie Anne punched him off her brother. The vampire hissed and attempted to attack her when Milo threw an icicle at his chest.
"Bobby! Are you okay?" Ronnie asked.
"Can someone take the wheel?" Bobby said as he and Carlota switched places.
With that, Melissa and Zack threw the body out. Bobby felt woozy before passing out.
"This has got to be the craziest Christmas ever." Zack said.
"Tell us about it." Carlino agreed.
On Kick's snowmobile, a horde of runners was gaining on them.
"You might wanna go faster." Brianna told her brother.
"I'm trying, but I'm also trying to keep us steady." Kick replied.
Suddenly, they accidentally ramped off a snow bank. Things seemed to go in slow motion as they were flipped upside down and landed upright, crushing a few runners in the process.
"Wait, I have an idea." Kendall said as she hopped off.
"What is she doing?!" Gunther exclaimed.
Kendall at straight at the horde and using her newly acquired claws, strength, speed, and teeth, she tore the zombies apart before running back on the snowmobile.
"Zombie blood tastes horrible." Kendall gagged. "Good thing vampires are immune to it."
"Remind me to never make your girlfriend angry." Brad said, slightly scared.
"Guys! UP AHEAD!" Dancer and Prancer cried out.
They looked up ahead to a horde of zombies formed into a barrier.
"Brace for impact!" Lisa yelled as they did so.
With that, the sleigh crashed right through the zombie barrier.
"That was-"
Before Santa could finish, a vampire hopped onto his sleigh and grabbed him by the neck. He tried to strangle the Christmas icon, when his wife came in and whacked him over the head with a rolling pin. He fell off the sleigh, unconscious.
"Honey, are you okay?" She asked.
"I'll be fine." Santa assured.
()()()
Night fell and everyone stopped to rest. They were in an isolated part of the forest so they were safe. For now at least.
"We better stop and rest." Santa said as he detached his reindeer from his sleigh.
"This the scariest week leading up to Christmas ever." Luna said as she sat down with Sam.
"No kidding. I'm not even thinking of a joke right now." Luan said.
Lily and Carlitos started to tear up as they ran up to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne respectively and cried into their coats.
"Aw, guys, what's wrong?" Ronnie asked.
"We're scared." Lily sobbed.
"Are we going to be okay?" Carlitos whimpered.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne gave them gentle smiles and hugged them.
"We hope so." Lincoln whispered as he and Ronnie let go.
"Okay, so we're trying to survive a zombie and vampire apocalypse, trying to save the world, and three of us are vampires." Milo noted as Bobby bit Lori, turning her.
"Whoops." Bobby said. "Make that four."
"This can't get any worse." Kick lamented.
"OUCH! What the…?!" Both he and Lincoln said.
It was revealed that Lucy and Kendall had bitten down on their arms and started sucking their blood.
"Do you mind?" Lincoln asked as they let go.
"Sorry." They said with a blush.
"This is a dream come true. I'm finally a vampire." Lucy sighed happily.
Lincoln simply shook his head chuckling. Meanwhile, Lori was trying to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but she wasn't having much luck.
"Hey, Lori, what are you doing?" Leni asked.
"I'm trying to start a fire, but this wood is too wet." Lori strained.
"I can help with that." Lincoln said.
"Be my guest." Lori replied giving up.
Lincoln pulled out a coal from his pocket. He cupped it in his hands, took a deep breath, and breathed onto it as some smoke leaked from his hands. He opened them up to reveal the coal was now red hot.
"Good thing I'm wearing gloves." He said as he threw it onto the wood, setting it on fire.
"Sometimes I forget you still have those powers." Clyde said.
Milo poked Lori on the back and gestured her to move a bit. After they did so, a tree fell down.
"That was close." Milo commented.
"Well, we should probably get some sleep." Sam yawned.
"Yeah, I'm getting kinda tired." Donner said as she laid on the ground as well as the other reindeer.
"Don't worry, we'll keep watch." Kendall said.
"And I'll make sure they don't drain or turn anyone." Santa added.
"Won't we freeze out here?" Kick said.
"Fear not everyone, because while you were talking, I have constructed an igloo big enough to accommodate all of us." Lisa assured as she stood next to her finished igloo.
Everyone walked inside, and were impressed by how roomy it is.
"Nice place." Carlota commented.
"Well, good night, everyone." Brad said as he made a bed out snow and flopped onto it.
With that, everyone, except the Clauses, did the same.
()()()
Morning came and everyone got up. Everyone was just fine, except for the fact that Melissa, Ronnie, Luna, Sam, and Brad were now vampires.
"What the? What happened to them?" Zack wondered.
"Kendall and Lucy got hungry." Santa deadpanned.
"We couldn't stop them." Mrs. Claus said.
"Aw great, now I gotta deal with Brad as a vampire." Kick Groaned.
"Zip it, dilweed! Unless you want to look like a raisin." Brad threatened.
"You want an icicle where the sun don't shine?" Kick growled.
"Alright, break it up." Gunther said.
Bu the way if you're wondering, they're not burning up in the day because the weather is really gloomy.
"Well, at least it stopped snowing. We better get going." Clyde said.
As Santa was reattaching his sleigh to the reindeer, they heard moaning. They saw walkers approaching them.
"You've gotta be kidding us." Comet said.
Suddenly, and rather comically, a giant snowball came in and squashed them.
"That was convenient." Clyde said.
"This is probably the only time I was glad Murphy's Law struck." Milo commented.
"Ditto." Melissa and Zack agreed.
With that done apparently, they headed off.
()()()
"So, I guess we're vampires now." Luna said.
"Yeah, guess so." Sam replied.
"Hopefully we can find a cure for this." Lisa said.
"Do we have to?" Lucy whined hen everyone else in the van gave her a look. "Sigh."
Suddenly, the other van stopped moving for some reason.
"What the heck?" CJ wondered.
"Guys, I think we're stuck." Carlino said.
Suddenly, it seemed like they were being flipped over. In fact, they were being flipped over! The van flopped onto its roof. This caught the attention of the others, who saw a vampire was responsible for that.
"Oh give us a break!" Cupid exclaimed.
The vampire walked over to the side where he ripped a door off. After doing that, he prepared to pick someone off when a kick knocked him into a tree. Ronnie climbed out along with the with the other occupants.
"Oh man, Dad is going to kill us." Carlota gasped.
"I think that's the least of you worries." Zack said.
The vampire charged for them when Bobby threw a hard uppercut to his foe's jaw. While he was recovering, Ronnie kneed him in the crotch. She has super-human strength, so yeah.
"You're gonna pay for that!" The vampire hissed.
"Hey, I got you a present." Lincoln said as he gave the vampire a gift.
"Oh thanks." He replied as he took it.
Before he opened the box, Lincoln turned away, ran a few feet and plugged his ears. Knowing, what this meant, the others did the same. The undead being opened the box and almost immediately, got his face blasted off.
"Dude, don't you think that was a bit overkill?" Milo asked.
"Nah." Lincoln dismissed.
"Well, at least we can just flip this over." Bobby said.
Suddenly, it spontaneously burst into flames.
"Well, this can't get any worse." Carlitos said.
As soon as he said that, it exploded.
"Santa, Mrs. Claus, can you make room?" Zack said.
With that, Santa pressed a button on his sleigh, making it expand. After that, they climbed on and continued on their way.
()()()
After travelling several miles, they decided to stop and take a break. Unfortunately, there were zombies.
"Give us a break already!" They groaned.
They sliced and diced their way through the zombies. The vampires used their strength and claws to get it done, the Clauses created ice weapons, while the others used conventional weapons.
"Now this is just getting ridiculous." Leni said.
Just then, the vampires' stomachs grumbled.
"You getting hungry?" Kick asked.
"Yeah, all that fighting worked up an appetite." Kendall replied.
"Well, we're not letting you bite anyone." Gunther said.
"Santa, do vampires consume anything other than blood?" Milo asked.
"Well, they can eat normal food, as long as it contains no garlic, and laced with at least a little bit of blood. Even a few drops will do." Santa explained. "Or they can just drink from the wildlife."
"Makes sense." Milo shrugged.
"Guess I'm making blood-laced cookies." Lincoln said as took off his hat and dropped the ingredients for cookies into it, which was conveniently placed in the sleigh's glove box.
Before shaking, he created a needle-sharp icicle.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." He said under his breath as he looked away, pricked his finger, and dropped in three drops of blood. "Milo, Kick, you're up."
"What? Why?" They asked.
"We're feeding your girlfriends too, you know." Lincoln pointed out.
They reluctantly did the same. After whipping it around, they revealed a fresh batch of blood-laced cookies. The vampires took some and took a bite.
"Say, these are pretty good." Bobby commented.
"Lana was right, you do taste awesome." Kendall told Kick, giving him a wink and making him blush.
Just then, a bus pulled up and the parents got off. I forgot to tell you, they were beside a road.
"Thanks for the ride." Maria thanked as she paid the driver.
"No prob." The driver replied as he drove away.
"GUYS!" The kids and teens exclaimed happily.
"Kids!" Their parents cheered as they all hugged.
"Where were you?" Sam asked.
"And how did you find us?" Zack asked.
"Those vampires were able hurl us all the way to Canada." Lynn Sr. said.
"Plus we got these Mountie hats." Harold B. added as he, Howard, and Lynn Sr. put them on.
"And as for finding you, we had a little help." Brigette said as Diogee, Lalo, and Charles came out from behind them.
"Diogee? Charles? Lalo?" Brianna said.
The three canines barked as they ran up to them and licked their faces.
"Good dogs." Milo said as he pet Diogee. "Now go home, guys."
The dogs barked in response before running away.
"By the way, what happened to you?" Sheldon asked.
With that, they explained everything that happened, from the chase, to zombie and vampire attacks, how they were turned, how the Clauses defeated the vampires. Boy, they had mixed reactions.
"I will never look at Christmas the same way again." Jack said.
"Don't worry, we just ate, we're not gonna bite anyone." Lori assured.
"Well, just in case." Rosa said as she put a crucifix around her and Hector's necks.
Suddenly they heard motorcycle engines. They turned to see none other than Albert, aka Pop-Pop, Grandma Rosie, Grandpa Buttowski (Whose name I imagine is George), riding on motorcycles.
"Mom!" Harold B. cheered.
"Dad!" Honey and Rita said as they hugged them.
"Hey, everyone!" Rosie greeted.
"How were you able to find us?" Leni asked.
"Remember when Lisa implanted those tracking chips in your arms?" Albert reminded.
That's when they realized something.
"Hector?" George said.
"Rosa is that you?" Rosie asked.
That's when the grandparents hugged or shook hands.
"I haven't seen you in years!" Hector chuckled.
"Still cooking, right?" Rosie asked.
"You better believe it." Rosa replied.
"Hang on, you know each other?" Brad asked.
"Know each other? We were best friends back the day." Albert said as Frida took a picture.
Just then, they heard evil chuckling. Everyone tensed up as they huddled together.
"What was that?" Honey asked.
"Aw, how sweet. Friends and family reuniting." A female voiced mocked.
"Who's there? Show yourself!" Milo demanded.
"Look behind you." Two voices told them.
They all turned around to see the evil vampire couple, Dmitri and Ambrose, and a few of their cronies standing several feet away from them. They finally met face to face.
"You." Santa and his wife sneered with narrowed eyes.
"Hello again, Santa." Dmitri greeted.
"You too, Jessica." Ambrose added.
"Wait, your name is Jessica?" Clyde asked.
"Yes, but just call me Mrs. Claus." She told him.
"Anyway, what do you want?" Lynn asked.
"Simple: To take control this entire world." The vampire king said.
"Fat chance, bub." Sara said.
"Yeah, and why on Christmas?" Melissa added.
"We thought if we were going to take over, we might as well ruin this holiday." Ambrose answered with a sadistic grin.
"Okay, we know you're evil and all that, but that's cruel." Carlino commented.
"Well, duh!"
"Doesn't matter, there's only ten of you and…" Milo paused to count how many they were. "…forty-nine of us. And I didn't forget Lucy."
"Thank you." She said.
"What are you gonna do about it?" Kick mocked.
Dmitri just snapped his finger, signaling other vampires to show themselves, consisting of victims turned into vampires. Now there were about a hundred vamps.
"Sweet mother of gingerbread." Santa gasped.
"Oh, it gets better." Ambrose said.
She and her lover punched the ground, causing hundreds of zombies to emerge from the ground.
"That can't be good." Leni said.
"You think?" Carlota said.
"Wait I have an idea." Santa said as he brought his toy sack.
"How's a sack full of toys supposed to help us?" Nicole asked.
"Trust me." Santa said as he sprinkled some magic into the sack. "Milo, Lincoln, Kick, sprinkle some magic on the snow."
Shrugging, they did just that.
"How's this gonna help?" Lori said.
"Wait for it." Santa said.
A few seconds later, something happened. The snow on the ground started to churn and turn into living snow people. In the sack, nutcrackers became real soldiers with real rifles with bayonets, stuffed animals became real animals, toy robots were now larger with real working weapons, jack-in-the-boxes turned into real clowns, etc.
"Whoa!" Lisa and the twins commented.
"Good thing we also brought these." Albert and George said as they handed some of the adults some guns and ammo.
"Where did you get those?" Melissa asked.
"We're war veterans." Albert pointed out.
"And yes, we have the appropriate paper work." George added.
Just then, they heard coughing. They looked to see one of the soldiers coughing like he was choking on something.
"You alright?" One the nutcrackers asked.
The other punched himself in the gut, causing a walnut to pop out of his mouth.
"How did that get there?" He wondered before he shrugged and threw it away.
"Oops, must've left it in there." Mrs. Claus admitted.
"Lily, Carlitos, we need you two to get in Vanzilla." Rita said.
"But won't we get attacked?" Lily said.
Rosa handed them two bottles of holy water.
"Here use these when they try to get you. And keep the doors locked." She told them as they nodded and did so.
With that, a nutcracker and a clown walked up to them.
"I want you to protect them. Got that?" Lincoln said.
"You can count on us!" The soldier said saluting.
"Okey dokey!" The former jack-in-the-box agreed.
The undead army charged forward, ready to finish them off. The grandparents got on the motorcycles, Kick revved his snowmobile, Lincoln got on the sleigh with Santa, Mrs. Claus, Lynn, and Clyde, while others just were just on foot. They charged themselves.
"Let's kick some undead butt." Brianna said.
With Milo, a zombie ran over to him, when he created two icicles and stabbed them into its temples. A vampire leapt into the air. Just before she could get a bite, a safe fell on her, killing her.
"I kinda feel bad now. Just a little." Milo said as he, without looking, created an ice shovel and whacked a zombie's face in.
"Keep it steady, Gunther." Kick instructed.
"Got it." He replied as zombies were chasing them.
"What are you planning?" Brianna asked.
Kick concentrated hard on his undead opponents. He thrust his arm upward, causing giant ice spikes to impale them all.
"Nailed it." He said.
"Okay, that was cool." Brad commented.
"Thanks." Kick said as he created an ice lance and skewered a few vampires.
Frida was fighting off zombie with a hammer while Carlos was casually reading his book, while he was opening fire on some vampires who surrounded them. Coincidentally, the book was titled 'How to Fight the Undead'. Santa was driving his sleigh as vampires charged for them. Lincoln created an ice axe and got ready to swing. When he was in range, he lopped several vampire and zombie heads clean off.
"Nice job, Lincoln." Clyde commented.
Suddenly, the same vampire that Mrs. Claus knocked out hopped on along with another.
"This is for knocking me out!" He hissed as they grabbed the Clauses.
Before they could do anything else, Clyde stabbed him through the back and out the chest with a stake.
"Lincoln, ice star me." Lynn requested.
Lincoln nodded as he created a large ice star and gave it to Lynn, who took aim and threw it at the other bloodsucker's back.
"That was close." He panted.
"Nice save." Mrs. Claus said.
"Wait, I have an idea." Santa said as they went airborne.
"What are you doing?" Lincoln asked.
"You'll see." He replied.
Luna and Sam were bashing zombie head with their guitars.
"THIS IS INSANE!" Luna screamed.
"I know, right?" Sam agreed as she grabbed a vampire and slammed him into a tree, impaling him on a low branch.
Kendall, sliced zombies to pieces with her claws, Melissa killed a vamp by punching her through her face, Lucy ripped a zombies head in half, and Ronnie was beating a vampire to a pulp. Literally. Lola was using a shovel, Carlino wielded bat, and Lana had a chainsaw. Magnus and Helga charged with their axe and spear respectively. The rest wielded guns and opened fire. With the toys, the nutcrackers were opening fire with their rifles. One of them ran out of ammo. As he was reaching into his satchel to get some more and loaded them in, he looked to see a vampire right in his face.
"Hello." He greeted maliciously.
The soldier tried to aim his rifle at his foe, only to get his head punched off. Once he was killed, turned back to normal with the same injury that killed him.
"Huh, looks like they turn back to normal when they get killed." CJ noted as he and Carlota doused vampires with holy water from water guns, melting them.
The vampire was about to turn away, when he was stabbed with a bayonet. With the now living stuffed animals, they were mauling the undead left and right. Thankfully, they were immune. Wolves ganged up on zombies, bears mauled the crud out of vampires, etc.
"Hey, vampire!" A clown called.
"What?! What do you…?!"
The vampire was cut off when the clown threw a pie at him… that happened to be filled with garlic and holy water.
"Well, "Easy as pie" as they say!" The clown punned before he turned back into a normal jack-in–the-box when a horde of zombies ganged up on him.
"Even in death, he was funny." Luan chuckled; unaware a vampire was sneaking up on her.
Before he could do anything, a snowwoman grabbed him, made him face her, and proceeded to stab him through the head repeatedly with her icicle nose before taking out his heart.
"Deadliest Eskimo kiss ever." She said before throwing the corpse to the ground.
The grandparents were riding on the motorcycles, firing at the undead.
"We maybe old prunes, but we still got a lot of juice!" Albert laughed.
Up above, the sleigh was flying over a horde.
"Why are we gonna drop presents?" Lynn asked.
"Explosive presents. Aim for the undead!" Santa yelled.
With that, they dropped the presents from the sleigh.
"Bombs away!" Vixen exclaimed.
As soon as those boxes hit the ground, they blew up the hordes.
"I'm getting war flashbacks again." George said.
Unfortunately, a few of the soldiers were blown up as well as some of the clowns. Another box hit a tree, blowing it up. It nearly crushed the Murphys, but they were able to dodge, instead crushing a runner.
"Guys! You blew up some of the nutcrackers, jack-in-the-boxes, and nearly crushed the Murphys!" Jack said over his walkie-talkie.
"Whoops, friendly fire. Sorry." Lincoln said.
"That was not friendly!" Leni said.
"I gotta remember to explain that to you." Lisa sighed.
Soon, it was getting a little over-whelming, most of the toys were destroyed, and snow people were killed. However, the undead suffered more casualties with all the zombies and most of the vampires dead, except for the couple, four of their minions, and the kids who were turned.
"Alright, give it up, you two. Tell us how to turn them back this instant." Kick demanded.
"No can do." Ambrose said.
"We don't negotiate with mortals and Christmas icons." Dmitri added.
"So be it." Lincoln growled.
He, Milo, and Kick charged for the two vampires, when they grabbed. Ambrose gave Milo a hard punch across the face, while Dmitri slammed Kick and Lincoln's heads together, making the others wince. They recovered quickly and were about to attack again, when Dmitri reached into Milo's hat.
"Let's what we have here." The vampire king said as he pulled out a string of lights. "Festive."
He wrapped them around Milo, who struggled to escape.
"Hey, what are you-"
He cut Milo off by slamming his face into a tree, knocking him out and giving him a bloody nose and a few bruises.
"Milo!" Brigette and Martin cried.
"Oh, you're going to pay for that." Sara sneered as she charged with an axe.
Before she could swing, one of their five cronies grabbed her arm.
"Thank you, Brendan." Dmitri said.
Brendan smirked before he threw her to the ground. Lori and Luna tried to attack when, a female subordinate, named Aura, threw them into a tree. Kendall, Zack, and Melissa tried when another crony named Parris pinned them down.
"We just can't let them get beat up like that." Lana said.
"Yeah, let's get 'em!" Marcus agreed as they charged.
Lincoln was fighting a vampire named Gregario with icicles. He attempted to stab the vampire, when he grabbed his hands and head-butted him. While he was disoriented, he grabbed the stakes strapped to his belt
"Looks like you life's at stake." He quipped as he stabbed the stakes through Lincoln's hands and into a tree.
He screamed in pure agony, catching the attention of the others.
"LINCOLN!" The Loud family screamed.
Ronnie Anne jumped onto Gregario's back where she repeatedly punched him in the face.
"NO ONE EVER HURTS MY BOYFRIEND!" Ronnie hissed.
This gave the family enough time come over to him.
"Don't worry, bro. We'll get you free." Luna assured him.
Before they could, a female minion named Eva, knocked them to the side.
"That was uncalled for." Lisa groaned.
With Kick, he was attacking a vampire with explosive snowballs while the remaining three nutcracker soldiers were trying to shoot him with their rifles.
"Hold still will you?!" One of them groaned.
"Missed me! Oh, so close! Not really." The vampire, named Jareth, mocked.
"Good Lord! You are annoying!" Kick groaned as he and the soldiers started to float. "What's happening?!"
"Vampires have telekinesis, you know." Jareth said as he threw them back and they landed on Kick's family and friends.
"Ow." Gunther groaned.
"Strike!" Jareth exclaimed.
Even if there were only five of them, the vampires were basically kicking everyone's butts.
"Looks like you failed to save your Christmas." Dmitri chuckled evilly.
"Once we get rid of you, this world will be ours for the taking." Ambrose said.
"Well, this could be it, guys." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, but at least we had previous Merry Christmases." Kick said.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I couldn't have asked for a better little brother." Brad admitted, making Kick smile.
"Hey you!" Two voices called.
Everyone looked two see Lily and Carlitos glaring at the vampires, sucking on candy canes. A few seconds later, the vampires laughed their butts off.
"And what are you gonna do about it, kiddies?" Eva taunted.
"Oh no! Two kids sucking on candy canes! Whatever shall I do?" Jareth said in mock fear.
"Let them go." Carlitos said.
"Or else what?" Brendan asked.
The two kids smiled revealing a pair of razor-sharp fangs as they showed their necks, revealing bite marks. After that, they pulled out the candy canes from their mouths, which were now sharp as their teeth.
"Admit it. We've all done this." Lily said.
With that, she and Carlitos kicked Brendan's crotch and punched Eva's stomach, making them double over in pain. Seeing this as an opportunity, they rammed the sharpened sweets through their chests. Carlitos grabbed Aura and proceeded to slam her against the ground repeetedly, while Lily grabbed Jareth and threw him against his allies.
"Let's get outta here!" They screamed.
After removing the stakes from Lincoln's hands and untying Milo, the parents got in Vanzilla, the grandparents drove away in the motorcycles, Kick, his siblings,Gunther, and his girlfriend got on his snowmobile, while the rest just went with Santa.
"We'll try to hold them off." One of the nutcracker soldiers said as they left.
"Guys, how did you become vampires?" Zack asked.
Flashback...
The two watched with worry as their friends and family battled the undead. Suddenly, a vampire smashed through the window behind them. He quickly bit sank his fangs into Lily's neck.
"LILY!" Carlitos screamed.
Before he could grab the bottle of holy water, a female vampire did the same to him.
End of flashback...
"Well that explains that." Carlota said.
"So, how are your hands?" Ronnie asked.
"Well, I have accelerated healing and I should be fine in a bit, but I won't be able to use my magic till then." Lincoln strained as she bandaged them.
Suddenly, the vampires caught up to them by either running or flying.
"You thought you little soldiers could hold us off?!" Dmitri hissed.
"What is your deal?!" Brianna spat back.
"Well, they're persistent, I'll give them that." Blitzen noted.
That's when Kick had an idea.
"Quick, take the controls!" He instructed as Gunther took control.
Once his hands were free, he created a shotgun-like device out of ice.
"What is that?" Brad asked.
"It's an Ice gun. It shoots icicles and and explosive snowballs." Kick explained before pointing it at the vampires. "Say hello to my little friend!"
He fired the weapons a few times as the vampires just barely dodged the shots. He fired it a fourth time, with icicles pinning the undead beings to the trees by their clothes.
"Guys, quick! I have an idea on how we can get rid of them." Lincoln called.
"This ought to be good." Lola, Lana and Lisa said.
"Okay, lay it on us." Lynn Sr. said.
()()()
After trudging through the snow, they finally came across an old cabin.
"Are you sure this is it?" Ambrose asked.
"I am positive, my queen. I picked up the scent." Gregario replied as they went inside.
"We want all of you to search for those mortals." Dmitri ordered.
They didn't need to be told twice. They did a full search of the old house, but found nothing.
"Nothing, my lord." Jareth informed.
"Although this place smells like gas for some reason." Aura added, unaware of the hidden tanks of propane hidden somewhere in the cabin.
As they were about to leave, when one of them touched the doorknob, they were burned. Same thing with the windows.
"Garlic!" Gregario exclaimed.
"Someone put holy water in the windows." Jareth added.
"Hey, vampires!" Voices called from outside.
They looked out the window and saw their would be victims with angry scowls on their faces.
"You nearly ruined our Christmas." Sants began.
"And no doubt have taken countless lives in the process." Mrs. Claus added.
"That is something we cannot forgive." Luna said.
"Lincoln, Milo, Kick, you know what to do." Lola and Lana said.
The three took out coals from their pockets and made them red hot.
"Naughty." They sneered.
They thew the coals through the window. The vampires let out a scream of terror just before the house went up in a fiery explosion.
"Well, that's one problem solved, but some of us are still vampires, and no doubt people have been zombified." Melissa pointed out.
"I think i Have an idea." Lisa said as she held up a syringe. "But, I will require a blood sample."
()()()
The sleigh flew high in the sky.
"You sure this will work?" Gunther asked.
"Only one way to find out. Release the the antidote!" Lisa exclaimed as Santa pushed a button.
A green mist floated down and cured the zombified victims.
"It's working!" Sara exclaimed.
"Oh, I almost forgot." Lisa recalled as she held out some cups. "Drink up."
The vampires took them.
"I'm gonna miss being undead." Lucy sighed.
()()()
After curing everyone, they headed back to the Buttowski house. After saying their goodbyes, the Clauses took off back to the North Pole. They all went inside and had a great time, apart from the chimney collapsing. As the camera panned out through the window, a pale burned hand grabbed it. it was, Ambrose, hving survived the blast.
"I will avenge you, my king." She hissed under her breath when a snowy hand poked her back. "What?"
As soon as she turned around, the snowman grabbed her and sprouted an icicle for a nose. She screamed as the screen cut to black. We couldn't see what was going on, but the combination of screaming and jabbing sounds should give it away.