Everybody's Famous Now But Me!
…a song parody by dreamkin…
…song written by and property of Dr. Hook, characters property of J.K. Rowling…
… from the POV of poor, neglected Dean Thomas…
Everybody's Famous Now But Me!
Dumbledore's a hero, he's a superstar
And I hear that Professor Snape flies the new 'Balthazar'
The Weasley twins fight girls away
While I have to beg for them to stay
Oh everybody's famous now but me!
Oh everybody's famous now but me!
Everybody's famous now but me!
Harry Potter's loved by millions
And Neville gets stopped in the street
Oh everyone's famous now but me!
Well, I hear that Draco Malfoy's got a foxy chick
To wax up his hair, and keep him slick
Well, Oliver Wood's got two fine ladies
And Viktor Krum's got three
But I'm still chasing Lavender, coz nothing's changed for me
Oh everybody's famous now but me!
Yeah everybody's famous now but me!
I've got charisma and personality
Well how come everybody's famous now but me?
Well, I try to answer questions just like Hermione does
And I make the same stupid jokes that Seamus does
And I even dyed my hair like Ron's
That just made them all make fun.
And everybody's famous now but me!
Oh everybody's famous now but me!
Yeah everybody's famous but me!
They've got fangirls for any demand
And all I've got is my right hand (A/N :S)
And everybody's famous now but me!
~finis~