Disclaimers: All canon material from The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and apparently The Hobbit, belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien. This plot was generated by plot generator dot org dot uk. The idea was inspired by Jessicaelvenprincess, who was also coming up with plots from this very generator. I only own the key words and my pen name.
Now don't get me wrong, I had no idea what this plot generator site would concoct. When I saw what it produced, I gasped because I'm a fan of self-inserts. Then I read it and thought it was interesting. This one does go about a friendship scenario with Frodo Baggins. Honestly, this all came from the plot generator site, so the credit goes to them. It is quite funny, I'll admit. Now this is a plot that has similarities to The Hobbit, but the main two characters aren't Bilbo and Thorin. Take a look. :)
Frodo Baggins, the Vampire
A Fantasy Novel
by Aria Breuer
In a Bag End there lived a magical, weathered vampire named Frodo Baggins. Not a snowy wild, vast Bag End, filled with maps and a hot smell, nor yet a ginger, quiet, deep Bag End with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a vampire-Bag End, and that means comfort.
One day, after a troubling visit from the squirrel Aria Breuer, Frodo leaves his Bag End and sets out in search of three rural coins. A quest undertaken in the company of rabbits, cows and violent imps. In the search for the squirrel-guarded coins, Frodo Baggins surprises even himself with his kindness and skill as a navigator. During his travels, Frodo rescues a Sting, an heirloom belonging to Aria. But when Aria refuses to try hopping, their friendship is over. However, Aria is wounded at the Battle of Pelennor Fields and the two reconcile just before Frodo engages in some serious hopping.
Frodo accepts one of the three rural coins and returns home to his Bag End a very wealthy vampire.
Thanks for reading. There's more to come. :)