Gold Cock sat in his mansion of gold. It was made atop a foundation of bricks made of blow. His fy orange fedora fitted atop his white hair. His orange tux glowing. His grill now had platinum.
Lori walked in and threw her birth control on the floor.
"Im done Gold Cock! Im not working here anymore!" Lori said with fear apparent in her voice.
Gold Cock looked at the ground.
"What in the fuck did you just say to me bitch?" He said quietly.
"I-i umm..." Lori stuttered.
Gold Cock got up so quick eyes couldnt register. He swiped her skank ass up with the grace of a pimp.
"Nobody speaks to ME like that."
Gold Cock shot a look of purified pimp energy into Lori's head. Her soul left her body but instead of the body leaving too he let it libe without a soul and sent it on the streets.
Gold Cock sat down and waitec to get paid while clyde got sucked off by Lynn when she was done he told her bitch ass to get on the street
Not even ten minutes later...
A rip in his dimension alerted him to an intruder. He slapped a quick one and went through a portal.
What he saw made him radiate pure respect and a sense of lust that overpowered every woman within the reach of the atmosphere. They instantly bowed down.
Gold Cock got a good look at the pimp steppin up in his turf. He wore a suit of purple. Shit he even had his old teachers cane!
"Yo bitch who tha fuck is this nasty nigga steppin up in my turf?" Gold Cock asked.
The dimensional rift opened. "It is an alternate version of your fine pimpin self Pimp Daddy! He seems to be taking your hoe..."
At that moment the other pimp took the Lynn that he stole and disappeared. Gold Cock fumed.
"Whos this nigga?! What kinda fuckin dumb ass cracka think he can steal my hoe?" Gold Cock yelled.
The dimensional rift spoke with uneasyness. "H-He has the pimp hand pimp daddy. It may be more powerful than yours! I dont think you should bother him! I got a good look at his respect! Its equal to yours if not worse!
"So what does this nasty ass cracka have that i dont?" Gold Cock asked.
"Strategy...i dont think you can beat him."
Gold Cock looked stunned. "You doubt me?" Lincoln asked he gave off a little too much power and killed every hoe in a thousand mile radius. Tornados of respect sweeped the nation.
"I AM THE MIGHTIEST PIMP AROUND!!!! IF THAT FUCK COMES AROUND MY TURF! I WILL GIVE HIM THE MOST gODLY SLAP KNOWN TO THE PIMP HAND!!!!"
The world quaked under his wrath.
"SirSir! stop! your going to destroy the planet! You two could be great friends!" The dimensional rift cried.
Gold Cock held his rage.
"This other pimp is gonna get fucked up. Whats his pimp name?"
"Big Daddy."
Golf Cock opened a portal and looked upon all realities.
"I look forward to meeting this Big Daddy..."
I look forward to our brawl of pimps Flagg. May the mightiest pimp win...and the weaker fall...