Because the song always has to come on when I'm making lunch :P
I'll Make a Man Out of You Song Parody
Let's get down to business,
To defeat the hunger,
Did they send me whites
When I asked for yolks?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through,
Mister, I'll make an omelette out of you!
Tranquil as a kitchen,
But a stove within,
Once you find your centre,
You are sure to cook,
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make an omelette out of you!
I'm never gonna hatch!
Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Boy, was I a fool at the farm for being laid?
This guy's got 'em scared to death!
Hope he doesn't see right through me!
Now I really wish that I knew how to fly!
Be an egg!
You must be swift as the coursing butter,
Be an egg!
With all the force of a great cheese grater,
Be an egg!
With all the strength of a raging pepper,
Mysterious as the dark side of the milk!
Time is racing toward us,
'Til dinner arrives,
Heed my every order,
And you might be tasty,
You're unsuited for the rage of food,
So pack up, go home, you're through,
How could I make an omelette out of you?
Be an egg!
You must be swift as the coursing butter,
Be an egg!
With all the force of a great cheese grater,
Be an egg!
With all the strength of a raging pepper,
Mysterious as the dark side of the milk!
Be an egg!
You must be swift as the coursing butter,
Be an egg!
With all the force of a great cheese grater,
Be an egg!
With all the strength of a raging pepper,
Mysterious as the dark side of the milk!