Yugioh Zexal

As Thomas Arclight was walking down a stranded path that didnt seem to be particually near anything important he passed a Wooden fenced in area. As Iv got closer to the fence he noticed that there was a lone pig in the enclosed pin. He stared at the pig noticing that it didnt seem like post pigs he's seen, This one was bigger and had longer legs, it was missing a peice of its ear which strangly turned him on. He started to climb into the fence but the pig started to come up to him. As the pig got closer IV backed away startled. He wanted to go into the pin but Iv didnt know what he would do if he did go into the fence. As he was deciding weither or not to walk in the pig started climbing the fence. Iv stared half in amazement and half in fear. Should he run? Or stay to see what happens. Iv decided to stay and the pig was at the top of the fence, Iv noticed the pig had some hair. It wasnt just anyhair, it was Bronks hair. That fat bastard had sat on him once when Iv was on a airplane. Iv nearly died that day from bronks fat ass. He was enraged at the pig and started a duel with it. As the duel progressed he noticed the pig was beating him, Iv couldnt let this happen so he summoned the one thing that could save him...
And then Iv woke up, looked at his alarm clock and next to him was his boyfriend Mr piggington.