Hello!
Welcome to my brand new story, the Misadventures of Gumi and Len (and a little bit of Rin).
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Enjoy the story!
Chapter 1: Whoopie Cushions and Ice Cold Water
"LEN!" Gumi ran into my room holding something behind her back.
"Yes Gumi?" I didn't look up from the book I was reading. It was a fascinating one about bread.
"Follow me please." Gumi ordered.
"Why?"
Gumi dragged me out of my room, my own freaking room, and locked it!
Five minutes later she opned the door.
"Okay you can come in now!" Gumi grinned mischievously.
I walked into my room and sensed an unusual energy coming from under my pillowcase.
Lifting it up, I discovered a whoopie cushion under the pillow, and ate it.
"HEY! You were supposed to sit on it not eat it!" Gumi angrily stomped out of my room.
"You're trash!" I called out and threw a banana at her, then shut the door.
At 5am I woke Gumi up from her bed with a very chilling bath.
"HEY! You little banana head shota!" She hissed and threw a clock at me.
"I'M TELLING ON YOU." I shrieked childishly.
"Well I didn't dump a bucket of half-melted ice water on a certain someone." Gumi retorted.
I felt no remorse, and took the nearest plant I saw, then dumped all the dirt on her.
"LEN KAGAMINE! YOU LITTLE—!" Gumi stopped herself before she started swearing.
"I HATE YOU!" She screamed. "EFF YOU!"
I laughed so hard as I ran out of her room and shut the door behind me before the potted plant she threw at me hit it's target.
I ran down 3 flights of stairs to get my next bucket of cold water, then ran back upstairs, using my teleportation to quickly get into Gumi's room, and have just enough time to pour the water on her, teleport into my room, and enchant the room's door so that Gumi wouldn't be able to get in.
I repeated this process until Gumi decided to hold a knife to my throat.
"STOP IT GUMI!" I screamed like the little shota I was and managed to get out of Gumi's grip, and ran away.
I faceplanted into the floor.