{The fanfic starts with a green curtain with the words "Darius Matthews' Studio}
Darius Alan Matthews: Good evening, and welcome to Darius Matthews' Studio. I'm your host, Darius Alan Matthews. Tonight, we present a good old-fashioned musical called "People and Their Humongous Entertainment Stuff". It's all about people who love their stuff from Humongous Entertainment. And now, "People and Their Humongous Entertainment Stuff".
{The musical starts with Kyle James Green swimming underwater, as a deep sea diver, seeing some fish.}
Kyle: When you see a deep sea diver, meeting fish underwater, there could be a chance he's got Freddi Fish.
{Fade to Justin Fail in the racecar stadium, as a racer.}
Justin Fail: When you see a racer in a car, with the color that's purple in a car, it just might be, that he's got Putt-Putt. It races around the track, cause it looks to go back-back. Back-back.
{We fade to Kyle, in bed.}
Kyle: When Kyle's got himself tucked in, who does he want tucked in with him? Who's he keep by him while it swims in the deep? It's not Bruce the Shark, {throws Bruce away} It's not SpongeBob, {throws SpongeBob away} It's Freddi Fish and Luther, that he likes to hug most of all, cause Kyle really likes to, Kyle really likes to play with fish.
{fade to Justin in bed, too}
Justin: When it's time to say good-night, Justin wants to hug someone real tight, who does he keep by him while he closes his eyes, it's not his truck, {throws the truck away} and it's not his subway, {throws that Subway away} it's his favorite car, yeah! His name's Putt-Putt, see? Cause Justin really likes to, Justin really likes to play with Putt-Putt!
Both: Yes, we really like to, we really like to play with...
Kyle: Fish!
Justin: Cars!
Kyle: Sleep tight, Freddi and Luther.
{Justin makes Putt-Putt honk.}
{Scene changes to Darius Matthews' Studio, Darius has a Pajama Sam plush in his hands.}
Darius Alan Matthews: Now, that music can make me play Humongous Entertainment too! Right, Pajama Sam? Heh-heh, you liked it too? This is Darius Alan Matthews saying "good night". Say, "good night", Pajama Sam. {Darius moves Pajama Sam's body up and down and changes his voice slightly.} Good night, Pajama Sam. Ha-ha-ha.