A/N: HERE WE GO! New story, new setting, and with OCs from me and claytronus02. I only own my OCs, Clayton and Dusk belong to claytronus02.

"My god," I thought.

My head ached as my vision was able to see something else than black. From my lying down position, I was able to tell that I was in an alley of some sorts, and I could tell that without my eyes.

Slowly I got up. I used the wall as support as I shakily got up from the ground. I dusted myself off and checked to see if I was hurt.

Nothing.

My green armor under my blue cloak was ok and the cloak itself was fine. I adjusted the hood, and checked my weapons.

Dual SMGs?

Here and fully loaded.

Digi-Katana?

Here and ready to slice.

Huge assortment of grenades?

Here, nuff said.

"I wonder where am I?" I thought.

I looked up and saw the sunny sky. I reflected on what happened and how it got me here.

Exactly fifteen hours before

"Screw you!" I shouted as I shot a soldier full of holes.

In short, I was on a large interstellar death ship. I didn't had to be there, nope, I was simply minding my own business with Desperado and the Gang, sipping plantation ice tea, when shit hit the fan.

I got a transmission from one of my many sources, that a large fleet of warships had entered one of my many allied planets, and were taking a beating.

Normally, I would send reinforcements to help, since I dislike intervening unless it's absolutely necessary. But, as I was about to send reinforcements, the planet radioed that an unknown person was counterattacking the ships and the troops.

"Do you know who he is?" I asked the Commander.

"No, Wheel," he replied. "All we where able to get of him was that he was wearing gold armor and had a katana."

I held the radio in my hand, trying to piece together the puzzle.

Then it hit me.

"Oh fudge," I said.

"What? What is it Wheel?" the Commander asked frantically.

"Evacuate the planet, NOW," I said. "This is going SOUTH really fast."

"WAIT WHAT, WHY?"

"No questions, Commander, this is big and there is a possibility that the planet may get destroyed."

"DESTROYED? But-but we can't! We can't mobilize an evacuation of that size in this small window of time!"

"Clam down, I'm going to send over a fleet of transports to get everyone off that planet, just start the evac. Commander"

The Commander was silent for a second, he sighed, and then he responded,

"Ok, I'll start the evac, just get here."

"Right away Commander."

I mobilized the 83th Inter-Dimensional/Stellar fleet and made our way to the planet. I could tell that the hostile ships suffered heavy resistance, from both the unknown hero and the planet's orbital defenses.

I instructed Desperado and the Gang to help with the evacuation and to get out of there. They nodded. As they started to leave, I told them not to wait for me. Desperado gave me thumbs up as a confirmation.

When I was alone, I stared at the largest ship as if it had eyes.

"You two don't know when to stop," I said coldly.

I snapped my fingers and teleported away.

When the teleportation process finished, I found myself in a rather large room. I would tell you what it was, but that's when I noticed a large assortment of soldiers in front of me. Acting quickly, I drew my SMGs.

"Fun," I said.

I gunned down what seemed to be an endless stream of soldiers until they stopped coming. I looked around the room as I reloaded the SMGs. The room was knee-deep in dead bodies, blood was splattered on the walls, and body parts were scattered around the room.

I sighed as I continued on. These peons, low level enemies, were mostly annoying rather than a true threat to me. They no longer satisfied my psychotic, and sadistic cravings. As I continued to the bridge, I see signs that there was a large battle that was fought here: the walls were scarred, the metal floor had multiple holes, the dead bodies of soldiers, stuff like that.

I holstered my SMGs as I entered the bridge. As I entered, two combatants were already at it. One was a human with golden armor wielding a yellow katana while the other was a large blackish-gray anthropomorphic wolf that was fighting back with a machete-like weapon.

Now I would go into the specifics on what was going on, but before I could intervene or get a sense of what was going on, something on one of the ship's monitors caught my eye. After reading what it said, I glanced over to the two fighters; both showed no signs of stopping.

"Should I tell them or not," I mused.

After weighing the situation and comparing the results with my morals, I decided to tell them. I unsheathed my digi-katana and sliced the air horizontally. It created a fast-moving shockwave that knocked both of the fighters to the ground and stunned them. I teleported both of them to me and then I proceeded to slap both of them on the face.

"Are you two done with your little skirmish?" I asked sarcastically as I put away the katana.

"Wheel, what are you doing here?" asked the human.

"Yeah, why ARE you here?" asked the wolf.

"Clayton," I addressed to the former. "Dusk," to the latter. "Normally, I don't interfere with other worldly problems or quarrels, but if it involves me in any way I have to intervene."

"And this involves you how?" asked Clayton.

"See that planet there," I pointed to the planet.

"Yes?"

"That planet is protected under my jurisdiction, and do you know what kind of damage you guys could have done?"

They were about to respond, but then I raised my hand and continued,

"Its rhetorical."

We stared at the planet until I said,

"You're lucky someone told me that it was you two,"

"Why?" asked Dusk.

"Because I would've told the planet's commander to fire the SPAC. The Solar Particle Accelerator Cannon; it's capable of destroying multiple planets in one charge. The planet is basically a huge death cannon."

"Hmmm," mused Dusk.

"Did you really have to give him that idea?" scolded Clayton.

I stood in silence, ignoring Clayton's scolding, when I realized that I had totally forgot to mention to the two.

"We have to get off this ship, NOW," I said.

"Get off, why now?"

"Umm, I may have forgot to tell you that whatever powers this ship is going critical in about," I look at the monitor again. "Thirty seconds…"

"WHAT?!" both of them screamed at me.

"Hmm, I swear it was longer,"

An explosion rocked the ship as its fuel source started to go critical.

"Alright, I'm getting us out of here," I said as I snapped my fingers.

Nothing happened.

"Shoot," I snapped again.

Nothing.

"WHY AT OUT OF ALL TIMES, I CAN'T SNAP?"

*snap*

Then like that the three vanished.

And the ship then exploded.

*BOOM!*

Present time

As those memories came back to me I made a mental note to myself,

"I am SO going to SKIN them alive when I find them,"

A/N: Lets just say I'm not going to happy when I find those two. *Worlds End starts playing*

Till next time,

-D.W