Lifts-Her-Tail
Hello Sir, the Mistress baid me to come and collect your launderings.
Harry Potter
Good morning your grace.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh Sir, you jest to honor me with such a title. I am but a lowly argonian maid.
Harry Potter
And a beautiful one at that. So, you've come to collect my laundering?
Lifts-Her-Tail
Yes Sir.
Harry Potter
They're well worn, I've sweated like a stalion in them as of late.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I will do my best Sir.
Harry Potter
Then here, take these that I am wearing as well.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh my... Oh, Sir, your wand is still in these trousers.
Harry Potter
Is it? Well, they say the wand chooses the wizard, but it appears my wand has chosen you. Shall I teach you my favorite spell?
Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh but Sir, I know nothing of magic. To make any spell come out of your wand would takes weeks of study.
Harry Potter
Plent of time my dear, plenty of time.