Don't know about you, but I loooove Zutara!... But, unfortunatly... I don't own it. Nor do I own Zuko. Or Katara. Or Toph, or anyone else if you've heard of them... including twinkle toes.

Zuko's little lover

"Don't worry, I would never let him do that to you." Zuko attempted to soothe her... and failed, as she continued her agitated circling, which made him dizzy as he watched her. "Don't listen to him when he calls you 'water scum', you won't have to 'cause I won't let him do it again. I know it's getting a bit beyond control, don't worry though I'l talk to him abou-"

"ZUKO!" Katara shouted.

"YEAH?" He called back.

"Stop talking to your fish and come and help me with lunch!"

"She's not just a fish, she has a name you know!"

"Aw... did I hurt Goldie's feelings?" Sokka cooed.

"Yes you did, you have to stop telling her you'l eat her, I've been receiving complaints about this from Momo, and he can't even talk!" Zuko scolds.

"...Like Goldie can talk." Sokka mutters, slightly guiltily.

"Actually... I agree with Goldie. You should apologize, Sokka." Aang contributes.

"Bu- she's- A... FISH!" Sokka stutters.

"Now you're just being mean! Look at her! She's not happy!" Zuko points conspiratorially at the swimming fish as she circled around her bowl... looking quite normal.

"Fine... sorry."

The two boys don't budge, and fold their arms menacingly.

"Alright then! I am sorry, Goldie, that I said I would have you for lunch." Sokka admitted.

"NOBODY's having lunch if someone doesn't come help me in the kitchen!" Katara yelled.

"COMING!" The boys all shouted and raced over, like their lunch depended on it.

And Goldie was currently forgotten.

She circled around her bowl looking... quite normal.

Mwahahaha, bet you didn't know he was talking about a fish, didja? Aaaaaanyways, I know this one wasn't very zutara, but future ones may be, Kaatangers beware. And please don't hate on me, I don't mind criticizem (don't know how to spell that) but if you just don't like the pairing, please don't comment.