Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Scary Movie
Chapter 1:The Weirdness Begins
The Yugioh gang have entered the mansion of the mad Dr Howler and Kaiba tagged along too because he wouldn''t miss seeing Joey wet himself now would he? ... (oh and the Yamis have their own bodies)
They are all inside looking dumbstruck... well... maybe not the Kaiba brothers because they have a bigger holiday mansion
Joey: shivers This place is givin me da creeps, you guys
Seto: sarcastically/usual tone Awww is the puppy afraid of an old mansion? Why don''t you leave just now and save yourself the embarrassment of wetting yourself at every strange noise you hear?
Joey: jumps in front of seto so he can yell in his face I''M NOT AFRAID OF NUTHIN, RICHBOY!!! jumps 5ft in the air and screams like a little girl when the door slams shut on it''s own
Everyone:Anime Sweatdrops
Duke: jumps up and down all hyper like Hay... I have an idea... a good one
Bakura: snorts Well theres a first
Ryou: scolds Be nice turns to duke with a sweet smile that could give you diabetes Please continue
Duke: looks confused Continue what?
Malik: sighs You said you had an idea
Duke: stupid smile oh... yeah... that... I kinda forgot
Everyone: anime facefalls
Yami: We could split up in to teams and check out parts of the mansion so we know were everything is and don''t get lost
Tea: glomps him That is such a good idea. I love it
Yugi: prys tea off him with a cro-bar before she suffocates him
Malik: So... who is gona go with who?
Yugi: thinks for a moment Joey, Duke and Tristan can go together
Seto: smirks Team Stupid
Joey, Duke and Tristan: give Seto death glares which have no effect
Yugi: Kaiba, Mokuba and Tea can go together
Bakura: snikers Team Sweet ''n'' Sour
Seto: growls at Bakura
Yugi: I''ll go with my fellow Hikaris and the Yamis can go together... oh and we meet up hear once we explore one part... agreed?
Everyone: mutters Agreed
5 minutes later everyone splits up
Team Stupid (A.K.A Joey, Duke and Tristan) check out a long hallway
Joey: Why do i get the feeling we''re being watched?
Tristan:clucks like a chicken
Joey: I AINT NO CHICKEN!!! ... wait a sec where did Duke go?
Tristan: shrugs shoulders Dunno maybe ghosts got im... sighs not realy caring oh well... life goes on
Joey: laughs DON''T BE STUPID, STUPID THERE AINT NO GHOSTS!!!
Duke: jumps out infront of them wearing a white cloth with eye holes cut out BOO!!!
Joey and Tristan: jump in to each others arms and scream
Duke: takes off sheet off laughs You... should... have... seen... the... looks on your faces laughs harder
Joey and Tristan: still trembling in fear
Duke: stops laughing and cocks an eyebrow C''mon guys it wasn''t that scary
Joey and Tristan: shake their heads and point behind Duke GHOST!!!
Duke: turns around to come face to face with a real ghost AAAHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!!!!
Team Stupid: run away screaming like little girls
Ghost: Anime Sweatdrops Pathetic
Team Sweat ''n'' Sour (A.K.A Kaiba, Mokuba and Tea) check out the grand dinning room
Tea: started one of her dreaded friendship speeches Blah Blah Blah FRIENDSHIP!!! Blah Blah Blah
Mokuba: had too much sugar and is now hyper (YAY SUGAR!!!) HAYSETOISN''TTHISROOMTHESAMESISEASHOURS!!!
Seto: has a huge vain on his forehead WILL THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP I''M TRYING TO THINK!!!
Ghost woman: appears behind Seto and taps him on the shoulder
Seto: turns around WHAT!!!
Ghost woman: calmly Could you please calm down. There is a vain on your head the sise of an Anaconda and it''s really scaring me
Seto: THEN FUCK OFF THEN, BITCH!!!
Ghost woman: floats away crying waterfalls of tears
Tea and Mokuba: look on dumbstruck
Seto: calm I feel better now
Team Hikari (A.K.A Yugi, Malik and Ryou) check out the kitchen
Yugi: It''s a good thing we found the kitchen before Joey, Duke and Tristan did
Malik: Especialy Joey. Otherwise we wouldn''t have any food left
Ryou: It''s also a good thing the people who sighed us up for this agreed to restock the kitchen every day. Otherwise we''ll starve
All three: laugh like idiots
Creepy voice: GET OUT!!!
All three: jump in surprise before recovering quickly
Malik: looks around stupidly Why?
Creepy voice: COZ I SAID SO!!!
Malik: I never listened to old guys and i''m not gonna start now stomps his foot
Ryou and Yugi: in unison M...M...Malik...I...it''s not a G... g...good idea to anger...
Creepy old guy: jumps out of a cupboard weilding a deadly spatula HHHAAA HHHAAA HHHAAA!!! MABEE NOW YOU''LL LISTEN!!!
Malik: grabs nearest object which is a frying pan and whacks the creepy old guy in the face with it
Creepy old guy: is unconcius
Team Hikari: back up towards the door whistling inocently
Team Yami (A.K.A Marik, Yami and Bakura) check out the basement
Marik: I dare you to drink it,Pharaoh he found a bottle of flourecant green liquid
Yami: takes bottle and eyes it''s contents suspiciusly
Bakura: Wazzamatter. Pharaoh not man enough to drink a strange liquid?
Yami: growls at Bakura I''m not afraid to drink it
Marik: Then prove it
Yami: opens bottle and drinks all it''s contents then throws the empty bottle away
(Unknown to everyone that green liquid is a potion made by the mad scientist that turns people in to animals)
Marik and Bakura: stare at him dumbstruck while he smirks at them both
Marik: slowly I... don''t...believe...he...just...did...that...
Bakura: thinks out loud It couldn''t have been poison then since he seems fine. I think...
Yami: Anime Sweatdrops I feel so loved...
Marik: 2minutes later notices an old furnice Hay... you guys... come check this out walks up to it and opens the door
Yami and Bakura: walk up behind Marik and peer over his shoulder (or in Yami''s case try to)
Marik: looks disapointed This doesn''t look very intresting...only dust, more dust and a creepy old skelliton looks surprised wait a skeleton...cool...
Skelliton:gets up and walks out the furnace
Team Yami: backs up a bit as the skeleton gets out
Bakura: to skeleton Are you trying to scare us or something?
Skelliton: nods his head as it moves closer
Yami: evil smirk Well i guess we''ll have to show you who to fear rips skull off skelliton KEEP AWAY!!! passes to Bakura
Bakura: KEEP AWAY!!! passes to Marik
Marik: KEEP AWAY!!! throws skull in furnace and closes door when skeleton goes in after it
Team Yami: exit the basement laughing evilly