Well you see your Honor this is what really happened……
(Flash Back )
"Ahhhh I hate that bitch did you see the way she was hanging all over him" Jakotsu said to Kagome and Suikotsu .Inuyasha had taken kikyot I mean kikyo to the spring festival and she had been hanging ALL over him.
"Yeah , we saw her Jak did you see what she had on she is such a slut " Kagome replied .
"Oh yeah I could smell her all the way from where me and Naraku were standing " Suikotsu said.
"Speaking of which what WERE you doing going to the Spring Festival with Naraku " Jakotsu asked in a suggestive voice.
"Sui what has been going on between you to" Kagome asked. Suikotsu blushed.
"Enough said with the blushed your sporting right now …so you two do the dirty yet "
Jakotsu asked .Suikotsu blushed harder .
Well…..we WOULD have but that bitch kikyot interrupted us ,She just came right in on us u was so mad and sexual frustrated after she left I could swear she had a smirk on her face" Suikotsu said .
"Kikyo's a bitch " Kagome started.
"She is just a witch " "Suikotsu said.
"I really hate her why does Inu mate her "Jakotsu said in a sing voice. They all stopped and looked at each other then Jakotsu jumped up and started to sing .
"Inu such a men I do all I can
Just do him I just wanna screw him" (Jakotsu)
(She's such a bitch I just want to scratch her eyes out (Kagome and Suikotsu singing)
I have dreams about inu being
Inside my den and we hug and kiss
Like we're sweet hearts (Jakotsu)
But that kiki's a bitch she's
A wanna be witch (Kags and Sui singing)
And I cry every day cause straight up
That bitch is in my way (Jaks singing)
Kikyot a bitch she is just a witch
I really hate her why does inu mate her
Inu such a men I do all I can just to do him
I just wanna screw him (Jaks singing)
When I see her I will knee her (Kags ,Sui singing)
Oooh oooh oooh (Jaks)
We will punch her and we'll crunch her
(Oh Oh YES)
Hey Kags Sui (Jaks)
What Jaks (Kags and Sui)
Look over there well if it isn't Kikyot WITHOUT Inu (Jaks)
HEY KIKYO COME OVER HERE HEY KIKI (Kags called kikyo comes over and this happens)
Ah Take that
You hooker
You Whore
You bitch
scratch her eyes out
Ok lets get the hell outta here
(End of Flash Back)
But they got caught before they could get away they got caught which brings us back to the present time
"And that your Honor is what happened ask you can see it was accidentally on purpose "Kagome finished telling the story.
"Well when you put it that way your right Ok let them go they've done nothing wrong here to day " said the Judge .
Judge's (POV)
'Not like I was going to keep them anyway the young lady there is Sesshomaru's mate
He'd kill me if I ever even thought to do something like that Oh well That kikyot is a bitch she had it coming to her '
(End POV)
"So how does that song go again " Judge asked.
'well you start off like this Kikyot's a bitch…."Jakotsu said.
(One Month later)
Jakotsu was out on a walk and he seen Kikyo standing by a cliff .So he walked over to her to say sorry /
"Hi kikyo I like to say I am really sorry about what happened a month ago do you forgive me " Jaks asked her. Kikyo thinking he was telling the truth went to hug .Just as she was about to hug him he pushed her off the cliff .She die a painful death
"NOT " Jaks said walking away laughing.
End
Well there you have britches part two to Stinky BritchesI am working on getting the next Chapter of Remembering Me up
I just can't get it for some reason I'll try real soon