"Gray-sama, wake up."
"Ugh, what?"
"Did you hear that noise?"
"No, what-"
"There! That noise just now!"
"I can't hear anything."
"Well Juvia can."
"Alright then, can I go back to sleep now?"
"Let's switch sides, Juvia doesn't want to sleep near the window."
"Are you serious?"
"Please?"
"Fine. Wait, what are you- Just go underneath me."
"Ouch, Gray-sama is heavy!"
"That's my face you're pulling at. Stay still so I can-"
"That hurts!"
"Ok, if you go under like this, and I go over like that… Oomph, happy now?"
"Uh huh."
"Right. Good night."
Click
"Shit, my eyes! Why did you turn on the light?"
"Juvia doesn't want to be on the edge."
"You don't want to sleep by the window, you don't want to be on the edge; where do you propose you sleep?"
"…"
"Ok, I feel like a bit of a dick even suggesting this, but why don't you sleep on the couch?"
"But Juvia wants to sleep next to her Gray-sama."
"Then we can both sleep on the foldout, I don't care; I just want to go to sleep."
"Its so open out there, anything could grab us!"
"I'm running out of patience, Juvia."
"We can move the bed to the other side of the room, so that it's pushed up against the wall."
"You've got to be kidding me."
"Please?"
"I can't believe I'm doing this. I'd better be rewarded for this!"
"It's a promise."
(Various curses, thumps, and hissed obscenities later)
"Alright, you're safe from the noise, are there any other issues that need to be addressed before I close my eyes?"
"Gray-sama?"
"What?"
"Juvia loves you very much."
"…"
"Your face is warm, could Gray-sama be blushing?"
"Q-quit feeling up my face! I'm just hot from pushing the bed, that's all!"
"If you say so."
"Juvia?"
"Yes?"
"I, damn it, I love you too."
A/N: This is a repost from my other account, which I had to delete. Just saying that 'cause I don't want any angry reviewers accusing me of theft. Anyway, tell me what you thought :)