Everybody Loves Jean
Hey kiddos, Bram Stoker here! Hey, if you guys love Everybody Loves Raymond and X-Men Evolution, then have we got a surprise for you! It's Everybody Loves Raymond X-Men Evolution style! So enjoy all the hijinks, the hilarity and all the fun in Everybody Loves Jean!
Jazzy piano music starts playing. Jean is seen raking leaves. She sees the camera. "Oh hi! I'm Jean. I'm a mutant sportswriter who lives here on Long Island" Jean says cheerfully
Leigh-Allyn Baker
"I moved here with my wife Wanda. She's great with the kids, the house, everything. Boy, I, I seriously don't know how she does it" Jean says, chuckling as Wanda is seen on a conveyor belt doing housewife tasks
Elizabeth Olsen
"we got a 9-year-old daughter Rachel and twin almost one year old boys" Jean continues, leaning forward into the camera and saying "it's not really about the kids"
James Arnold Taylor
Johnny Depp
"my parents live across the street. That's right" Jean adds as Magneto and Rogue pass by on the conveyor, Marie holding a boiling pot, Magneto using a magnetic shaver
With Dolly Parton as Rogue
"and my brother Robert lives with them" Jean finishes, as Kurt is seen on the conveyor waving happily at Jean, Jean smiling and waving back. "Now normally a family wouldn't be on a conveyor belt, but MINE would because…" Jean says when Iceman interrupts her saying "Eeeeverybody Loves Jean"
And Mr. Bram Stoker as Magneto
Created by Mr. Bram Stoker and Ray Romano