Wandering Hysteria Inducers

Universe: Rurouni Kenshin

Chapter: 1 – Are those bugs in your hair?
Author: TakoRanko
Rating: T
Warnings: Randomness and OOC Enishi (most probably, but he's not a freakin' psycho now.)
Pairings: Give me a heads up.
Disclaimer: Woo wah wah woo.
Word Count: 740
Status: UNBETA-ED

Started: 20/10/06, Friday.
Finished: -

Summary: Semi-crackish Series of oneshots or drabbles depicting Yukishiro Enishi and Soujirou Seta in different situations, different ages and different times. Don't you love imagination?

A/N: HI EVERYONE! –GRINS- (I'm not this hyper in the Real World). Well, since this is my first story posted in please review so that I can improve. It's shabbily put up, but it'll do. Excuse me for my writing style.
Enjoy.

And by the way, chapter one is an AU.

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1 – Are those bugs in your hair?

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Blah, blah, blahblahblah.

Was that a piece of lint on his sleeve? Soujirou looked at it interestedly, before getting bored and flicking it out. It hit his companion, but as of course Enichi didn't notice.

How's he supposed to notice? Since he's so engrossed in the girl's blabber, might as well take advantage of it. Soujirou raised an eyebrow at his own thoughts. Well, Yukishiro-san did drag me along… Casually, he looked around, and spotted an eraser on the table behind him. Soujirou stretched and grabbed it with relative ease.

Hmm, I've seen this in the television lots of times. Soujirou immediately went on to cut the eraser into small, tiny black pieces with his nearby penknife. Collecting the pieces into one bunch, the black-haired boy thought up on what to do next. So all I have to do is…

Soujirou placed one of the pieces on his palm and flicked at Enishi, aiming for his head.

Success!

Now there was a glaringly obvious piece of black stuff against Enishi's beloved spiky, snow white hair. It looked like a bug. OMGLOL. Soujirou snickered quietly when the Yukishiro spawn still didn't notice. It was perfect. Enishi would be freaking out on the mess, and the girl would prove to be a valuable distraction, so…

Soujirou took aim once again.

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After the girl was finally gone, Soujirou resumed the customary tapping on the surface of the table with his fingers. Enishi was contented, and looked at Soujirou with a bit of awe and doubt.

"I still can't believe you didn't storm off like you did last time when one of em' talked to me. And it was like… For fifteen long minutes. I'm impressed, Smiley Boy," the white-haired man mused, and Soujirou's smile twitched.

"I do not 'storm off', Yukishiro-san," said Smiley Boy corrected lightly, smile still twitching. "And it was all right. I found something to occupy my time."

"Seriously? Well, whatever. Let's blow this joint, I'm starving." Enishi rubbed the bridge of his nose, slung his messenger bag over his shoulder and started to exit the room. "It's your turn to make dinner. The campus' food still freaks me out, Sou."

"No problem, Yukishiro-san."

"Yeah, yeah."

Halfway, Enishi looked around, before quirking a brow. He shifted his gaze at the seemingly contented black-haired boy. "Something's not right…"

"What is it, Enichi-san?"

"…Nevermind. Is it my imagination, or is everyone giving me more stares than usual?"

Soujirou's smile twitched in amusement yet again, but Enichi brushed it off – Soujirou was known for his frequent know-it-all moments, anyway.

"It's nothing, Enichi-san."

Enichi still looked doubtful – but shrugged, and continued his way towards the apartment he shared with Seta.

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"You get started on whatever you're gonna make, Sou. I need to piss."

Soujirou made a sound of acknowledgement, already used to Enichi's crass words, and headed towards the kitchen feeling lighter than usual. He started up the stove and took the tomato sauce and minced beef, preparing to heat it up.

"Like WHAT THE FUCK!? SOUJIROU!"

Said Soujirou hummed contentedly as he heard the shout from the bathroom, stirring the meat sauce of the spaghetti he was making, taking care to reverse his motions clockwise and otherwise.

Dooo dooo dee daaa…

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End of one.

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To Be Continued (?)

A/N: Give me suggestions for other situations, if you want. The main reason why I'm doing this is because I enjoy imagining the whole crap. :D That, and these two little suckers are my favourite characters. AHAHAHAHAHHA.

See ya.