Hey everybody, Greecian-Gurl here and before we begin I don't own the Stargate characters, those rights belong to who ever created the stargate series! Now, let the prank wars begin

Chapter 1

Major Samantha -or Sam- Carter was angry, no pissed at one Colonel Jack O'neill. Stalking down the halls leaving a trail of pink paint was not how she wanted to begin her morning. 'Oh yes,' she thought, 'I'll be the talk of the rumor mill for sure today. Just when I was beginning to think I could have a relatively normal day.' Yup this day would forever be ingrained in her mind for however many years to come.

Flashback

Sam had made her way past the checkpoints and was making her way to the women's locker room. Walking down the halls of the SGC she past several airman. Thinking she'd be relatively alone on her short trip she was surprised to her a familiar voice call down the hall to her.

"Hello sir," she said as her CO caught up to her and they began to walk again.

"I'm surprised to see you actually left base last night carter," O'neill said trying to start a conversation, "I was almost sure you'd started living here."

"Well someone needed to take of my plants ,sir, and I'd rather die than let the elderly lady next store take care of them," she replied, the ghost of a smile on her face.

"Aaaahh, worried your plants will get bored without you there to talk to them," he shot back, looking down at her to see her blushing.

"Thanks for the comment, sir, I'll remember that comment the next time you try to get me to help with your paperwork!" was the only thing she needed to say as they came to the door of the women's locker room.

"Well see you later Carter," he said with…was that a smirk she saw. No it couldn't be. She just hadn't had her coffee today, nothing to be worried about… right?

"You too, sir." Was all she could say as she walk into the locker room. Nothing to worry about, she thought. Well that was what she'd been thinking until she'd open her locker to have a torrent of bright pink paint come cascading onto her head.

End Flashback

Snorting at the memory Sam made her way to the infirmiry hoping to recruit the help of her vest friend, Dr. Janet Fraiser. Oh she was not going down without a fight. Oh yes, she was officially declaring war on one Colonel, and it would not be pretty. Not pretty at all. When she was done with her he would regret the day he messed with Samantha Carter.

So what do ya think? I had a lot of fun writing it. I don't know completely how it'll turn out yet. Maybe I'll surprise myself for a change. Oh and pleeeeaaase REVIEW. It would make me feel oh so happy. Any ideas would be helpful too! I want to know what you think.