Draco Malfoy and his Incredible Obsession With Sugar.

By StoryGirl

Disclaimer: Not mine, thanks very much!

Note: If you have an incredible fear of a sugar-obsessed Draco Malfoy, please don't read.

Note2: I know that Draco is incredibly OOC. Please do not review about it. Please don't PM me about it. He's OOC. Got that?

Sugar was good.

Infact, it wasn't just good, it was the absolute best. It ruled the food pyramid. It oozed just enough high and mightiness that even the Prince of Slytherin could eat it.

It came in all different forms- sugary cereals that were often circular things that came in pinks, purples and his favorite; green. It came in its original form; the sugar in the sugar bowl. When no-one was looking Draco liked to dip a spoon into the sugar bowl and eat the sugar. It felt nice on his tongue.

He also liked cotton-candy. His wife had taken him to a Muggle carnival once and while he had been mesmerizes by the spinning tea cups that strongly reminded him of his grandmother's tea cups and he had to squish the urge to try and break one of the spinning pink cups,- had slipped away before returning with two packages of bright fluffy-looking stuff. She had handed the blue one over to him, opened her pink one and started to break pieces off and eat them. When she had noticed him looking at her puzzlingly she had paused and had asked what was wrong. When he had not replied she had sighed and told him not to eat too much of the cotton candy.

Of course being a Malfoy he hadn't listened, and had proceeded to stuff his face, and had gone home feeling very, very sick, cursing the cotton-candy and making his wife feel very embarrassed by the stares he received.

But despite his woes, sugar was still the best. He loved sugar. He needed sugar. And sometimes, when a particularly scary thunderstorm came rolling in, he would take the glass sugar bowl, and hide with it under the bed.

Infact he would even marry sugar. Sugar would make a good wife. Too bad he already had one. Damn.

Sugar was the best. Even Scorpius thought so. But Hermione didn't.