A.N.: Hai. This is my first fic, and I'm trés nervous. One-shot, mind. Flame if necessary. First chapter really really short, but eh... Scene Queen Koko Kurse gets shoved into a grubby pirate world. She's not as hardxcore as she says she is. LOL. Kthanxbai. ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Disney. I don't own POTC, Jerry Bruckheimer does. But I do happen to own Jack's coveted ba... Never mind, actually. grins On with the show.

CHAPTER ONE

KOKO KURSE...SHE'S SO HARDXCORE.

"OMFG... I'm so fucking pissed," Koko Kurse sighed to the webcam. She was on a live broadcast on Stickam with her companion Katie Khemical. They were lounging in the 15 year old's bedroom, armed with Bacardi and cigarettes. Koko was pale with choppy black hair with multicoloured extentions. She wore yellow neon skinnies and a Gloomy Bear hoodie. Katie looked basically the same only with blonde choppy hair and a Bring Me The Horizon t-shirt and green skinnies.

They were what was described to the world as typical Scene Queens. They were basically pissed off teenagers rocking the nu-emo look. They're too hardxcore to move they're perfectly made up faces so they talk in a very monotone voice with lots of web abbreviations like LOL and WTF - coz they're so hardxcore.

"Check out the femo," Katie said as an emo boy entered their chat.

"'sup nigz," he said, a side fringe covering most of his face.

"Wha'up femo," Koko said.

"I'm not femo, scenester!"

"Show your wrists. Bet you don't cut 'em, femo," Katie prompted.

"You guys are just scene fags!" he exclaimed and signed out.

"What up with all the fucking femos?" Koko said.

Katie shrugged. "I'm BOF. Let's go out," she said.

"Whatever," Koko said and signed out of Stickam, "OMFG, like, check out all the pic comments I got on Myspace. Gays."

Three and a half hours later the girls were dressed in heels, fishnet tights, tank tops and tutus, with neon eyeliner and pink lipstick.

"Where are we going?" Koko asked.

"The hardcore show. Duh," Katie replied.

"LMAO, you stupid shit," Koko said,"You don't even know what a hardcore show is."

The two girls ended up hanging around outside the local, smoking and looking like glorified neon prostitutes.

A couple of scene guys came ambling towards them.

"OMG. Check out the scene fags," Koko said, flicking back her extentions.

"NFW, they're straight," Katie said.

"'sup nigz," one said. He wore a large oversized hoodie and skinny jeans. His hair was arranged Nikki Sixx style, so that he looked like some kind of wolf child.

"Hai," Katie said, "You're pretty fucking hardxcore."

"Yeah. I'm Max Massacre. You?"

"Katie Khemical," she told him, "And that's Koko Kurse."

"With a C?" the other scene dood said to Koko. He looked pretty much identical to Max Massacre.

"No, fucktard, with a K," Koko said moodily and took a long drag of her ciggie.

"I'm Benny Br00tal," he told Koko.

"That is such a scenester name," Koko replied.

"You on Myspace?" he asked, taking out a pack of fags of his own and lighting one up.

"Yes, of course, you shiztard."

"How many friends you got?"

"9302735794943039092. You?"

Benny blinked. "Yeah, about that," he said, "You into Trashy Life?"

"Trashy Life is overrated," Koko rolled her eyes. She looked over towards Katie, but she and Max were already fully making out.

"OMG, like, slut," she said, and half turned her attention back to Benny.

"So what are you into?" he asked.

"I dunno...um, pirates, I guess."

"Pirate hookers?" Benny suggested.

"LOL, very funny," she said dully, "I like pirates. They're pretty hardxcore."

"Pirates of the Caribbean?"

"LOL, fuck out with all that Disney shit. I mean scene pirates, duh."

"They're pretty scene."

"Well... I guess that Johnny Depp dood is pretty xgore. But only a little... OMFG, I'm so bored."

"You wanna come to my car?" Benny suggested.

"What, so I can fuck you in the backseat? NFW, fag," Koko said, crossing her arms.

"No, dood, you look cold. Come on," he said and began walking toward a large Range Rover. Koko reluctantly followed, as drunks were beginning to pile out of the pub, and she knew if she stayed any longer, she'd get gang raped.

Koko got into the Rover with great difficulty, because of the size of her hair. She had to slide down in the seat so that she would fit in the car and not crush her perfectly arranged barnet.

"You're hair's pretty rad," Benny said.

"Thanks. Yours is kinda," Koko said. She opened the window and threw her fag out.

"Hey, all the stars are out tonight," Benny said, "You want me to take you somewhere really rad?"

"Is it a rave?"

"No."

"KK, let's go then."

"Dood," Koko said, standing in the grass, "This is a fuckin' field."

"Come on, I wanna show you something," Benny said and started walking across the field.

"Oh my fucking God..." she sighed and whipped out her Sidekick 3. She logged into MSN and started texting Katie.

KoKoKURSE-hardxgorrre says

omfg katiie whur thu fck arr yhoo?

Koko followed Benny across the field, tiptoeing in her high heels to avoid vole holes or cow pats. "What the fuuck?" she said.

"Just follow me."

"Okay. Faggot," she said under her breath as her Sidekick beeped.

KatieKhemical-hardxRAWR says

YOU FCKTARD! i wuzz in the middle of a sceneorgy dood, wtf is it??

KoKoKURSE-hardxgorrre says

omg br00tal man w/ max? the.sex.btw. anywu in a field in mid of nowhurr w/ tht faggot benny br00tal SOS

KatieKhemical-hardxRAWR says

!!WTF!! omgz he's ganna raape yhooo!

KoKoKURSE-hardxgorrre says

fck up shiztard. i gtg i'm a shed. gtg. kbai ox ox ox ox.

Koko signed out as they arrived at an old broken down shed. "So," Benny said, "you think you're pretty hardcore?"

"I know I'm pretty hardcore, fag."

"You ever messed around with black magic before?"

Koko shrugged, not admitting she was too scared to mess around with anything close.

"Come on," Benny said, opening the door of the shed, "I'm gonna show you something pretty hardcore."

"You're a real scenefag, you know that? Urrgghh, WTF! What's that smell?" Koko said, hand over her mouth.

"You'll get used to it."

"You are such a fucking hippy, dood. Ohmygawd, what is this? It's disgusting in here..."

Benny shook his head. "You seem like a pretty rad girl..."

"Thanxx."

"Uhh...wanna do something pretty rad then?"

"Okay. I guess."

"I'm gonna make you the most br00tal cosmo ever..." Benny said and started mixing up herbs and spices in with Bacardi and some silver dust.

"Is it ready yet?" Koko said while checking her Myspace.

"Yeah," Benny said and handed her the glass, "Make a wish."

"Okayy... for you, fag... I... wish I was a scene pirate. LOLz!" she said sarcastically and downed the cosmo in one.

Koko hit the floor and didn't come too for quite some time...

But when she did, she was almost certain she could smell sea air.

"What the fuuuckkk, guyys..."

Alrighty then. First chapter, quite stupid with a lot of 'scene/web lingo'. Shawking. So yeah, review for me pleaseness and we'll see where this goes, shall we? Okay.

Bai.