Serial Villainy 4 Prologue
Disclaimer: All Charmed characters are property of the WB. I am making no profit from this story. All other unoriginal characters are the property of their respective owners.
This story begins a few days after the end of Piper's Peril Packed Honeymoon and before Charmed Heroines. 8th of my Charmed stories.
A/N Serial Villainy IV was started as an RPG but quickly stalled and was completed as a rather insane story. Here I give you the first Charmed/Get Smart and more crossover. If any Get Smart fans want to skip ahead to when Max & 99 arrive then go to chapter 3.
Previously in SV 1-3: Morpheous is a warlock who suffered brain damage as a result of Prue's actions. He has become susceptible to influences from old movies and comics. He currently believes he is a Nazi super villain named Baron Blitzkrieg. He speaks with a Hollywood German accent.
WHAM! A door was smashed open and a strange man entered a room. Seeing his customer wearing a trenchcoat over some strange armored costume with an Iron Cross on it the warlock Rodriguez thought, 'The brain damaged lunatic is here!' And he said,
"Morpheus can't you just knock?"
Snarling the mad warlock replied, "How many times must I tell you, I am Baron Blitzkrieg!"
"Righttttt!" Rodriguez sarcastically replied and continued, "Let's get down to business! I made what you
ordered."
Smiling evilly Morpheous/Baron Blitzkrieg said,"Der veapon to destroy the Amerikaner uberman Vyatt?"
Rodriguez rolled his eyes and nodded thinking, 'To kill the Whitelighter Wyatt you nut!' He then explained "These special
bullets are made of cursed metal, carved with demonic runes and quenched in the blood of innocents. Pump a few of these in him and he dies in agony!"
Carressing the bullets Baron Blitzkrieg said, "Very clever, ingenious even! Wherever did you get such a brilliant idea?"
Smiling now Rodriguez thought, 'Even a nut recognizes my genius!' and picking up a dagger from a nearby table explained. "My brothers were killed by this blessed, silver,holy symboled dagger. Sticking it into someone heart is dangerous however so after I killed the witch who made it I came with the bullet idea. To kill from a safe distance!"
"Vunderbar, can I see that?" Baron Blitzkrieg asked.
Forking it over Rodriguez said "OK Morpheous but then hurry up and pay me and get your looney butt out of here!"
Baron Blitzkrieg appeared to ignore Rodriguez's smart mouth and studying the dagger said, "Nice vorkmanship! But I varned you for der last time time to show me the proper respect!"
"AAAARGH!" Rodriguez screams as Baron Blitzkrieg rams the dagger through his heart!
As he watches the warlock slowly die, Baron Blitzkrieg says "Fortunately I can test your claims and chastise you for your disrespect at der same time! Remember I promised if you failed to use my title again I vould punish you. And I always keep my vurd!"
As Rodriguez breathes his last breath Baron Blitzkrieg leans over and pulls the dagger out saying, "No vunder your
brothers died, you are all stupid!" As he grasps the dagger one of the dying warlock's powers comes through it
and into him! "Ah my vision power is returning!"
Leaving the house and corpse behind him, Baron Blitzkrieg strides to his limo where his driver opens his door and asks, "What now Baron?"
As he gets in the Baron replies, "Now? For Vyatt and two Halliwells my vengeance! As the third, pleasure like she has never known!"
SV 4 Part 1:Baiting the Trap!
Part 1:Baiting the trap!
Baron Blitzkrieg, plotted a new strategy against the sisters.
On the phone with Prue's boss at 415 magazine, "Yes I want miss Halliwell to shoot my picture for the story tomorrow. Good! Send her to the 50th floor of the Cannon building at 11 am sharp. She should take the private elevator of Alexander Debirb.
After Prue's boss agrees, Baron Blitzkrieg turns his attention to his next target...
Calling P3 Baron Blitzkrieg asked for and got the owner Piper. "Yes miss Halliwell, my name is John O'Ryan, I
remember you from Quake. Your cooking was superb, I was wondering if you would be interested in adding a restaurant
onto your club? Now that the club is a success, I would be willing to invest in such a venture for part ownership. If you are interested come to my office tomorrow in the Cannon building at 10 am, 20th floor. Great see you there!"
"Now for Phoebe! " 'Hmm so Phoebe has a new friend that makes things easier!' Baron Blitzkrieg thought after receiving some
surveillance tapes from one of his men. Calling in a skilled but dishonest voice actress he had the woman listen
to tapes of Phoebe & Katarina. Shortly thereafter a message was left on the Halliwell's answering machine.
"Phoebe this is Katarina I know you are down about your man troubles! How about a friendly little tennis match? I think that might get your mind off of this Cole and cheer you up! Maybe run into some cute new guys while in your tennis outfit! If you can make it I will be at the odd court at college, you know the one off by itself with high hedges around, where no one can see in and where nobody goes anymore. That way no one will have to see me clobber you!
Part 2:Hook Line & Sinker!
At P3:Piper hung up the phone. "Oh my god." Piper said amazed. Her sisters looked at her. "Someone wants to add a restaurant to my club. I just have to meet him at the Cannon building." She smiled. She's always wanted her own restaurant.
"Wow! Congrats sis!! This is major!!!!!! So, I guess your day just got better, huh?" Prue said playfully at her sister. "I got a new photo shot for tomorrow. For some guy named Alexander Debirb, or something. But, it is at 11, so I will meet ya around one, to see how your meeting went, k?"
"Ahhhhh," Phoebe yawned, "I'm beat. I'm going home. Coming?" She asked, hoping that Prue would say yes so that she could get a lift. She wanted to see if Katarina had called. Her new friend had a way of making her laugh and not think about Cole.
Prue agreed and they headed home. After getting the message from the false Katarina Phoebe called back and got her answering machine. And the ever competitive Phoebe said, "Clobber me huh? Nine oclock and I will clean yours!" At her friends apartment a man (midget actually of pacific islander ancestry) erased the message and called Baron Blitzkrieg. "The girl is out of town as you arranged. Phoebe thinks she is meeting her at 9 AM tomorrow." "Excellent! Return to base." Baron Blitzkrieg said and thought. 'Soon Phoebe soon!'
SV 4 Part 3:A Busy Day Ahead!
Rising early Baron Blitzkrieg left for the college, he had much to do. He was going to show Phoebe what he thought about her and of course he had to bring Prue & Piper closer together.(LOL)
Arriving at the college 15 minutes ahead of time, Phoebe parked her bike, and, checking her appearance in a car mirror, she made her way to the tennis courts. She had worn the skimpiest clothes she could find, and tied her hair back attractively. 'I really hope Katarina is right about those guys! If so I won't kick her butt too bad on the court!' Phoebe thought as she walked to the secluded court. Arriving at the courts, she soon found the place Katarina had been talking about in the message, and she walked in. The place was deserted, but she was early, so she wasn't concerned. Glancing down, she noticed that her shoe lace was untied. She bent down to tie it, her tennis racket slipping from her grasp..
SV 4 Part 4: 9:00 Kidnap Phoebe?
Part 4:9:00 Kidnap Phoebe?
'Perfect!' Baron Blitzkrieg thought as he blinked in behind the bent over Phoebe. He grabbed her with a hand over her mouth and his other arm pinning hers! HSSSSSS! Gas flowed from his hand into Phoebe's face rendering her unconscious!
Gathering her and her things,so as to leave no evidence at the scene,he blinked back to his van. Ordering his driver to go he crossed and tied Phoebe's wrists behind her back and tied her ankles as well. He removed her sweatbands and stuffed them in her mouth, saying,"I hope you washed these for your sake, heh!" After taping her lips shut he surveyed his prize and thought 'Soon we will be together forever my dear!' Kissing his sleeping captive on her cheek, Baron Blitzkrieg said, "One down, Piper is next!" With that the van pulled into the Cannon building's parking lot and he went inside to prepare for his next
appointment.
9:00 Kidnap Phoebe, check.
10:00 Piper ???
11:00 Prue ???
SV 4 Part 5:"I have a right to be ...
Part 5:"I have a right to be superstitious!"
A nervous Piper was getting ready for her big appointment with the investor in P3, or so she thought! Piper was dressed in a navy blue with white pinstripes suitdress that came to her knees. With her matching blue pumps with 3" heels she looked both professional and stunning. She had just kissed Leo goodbye after getting a promise to meet her at the Cannon building after her appointment.
As she was about to leave she saw Prue upstairs with a familiar outfit and yelped, "PRUE!"
Startled Prue dashed down stairs and says "What's wrong?"
Piper raises an eyebrow and says you aren't wearing that again, are you?"
Puzzled Prue holds up her red blouse, blue with white dot print skirt, gold belt and red high heels and asks, "What's wrong with this outfit? I only wore it once."
"Exactly! And remember what happened!" Piper said and continued, "That brain damaged warlock Morpheous who thought he was Baron Bliztkrieg saw that as a costume! And he thought you were (doing her best German accent) Vunder Voman!" Laughing it off Prue said, "Don't worry we will never see his ugly face again." Prue ignores Piper as she walks back upstairs but Piper continues babbling nervously, "Prue! He kidnapped you! He interrogated you for Amazon scientific secrets!" Prue keeps going but so does Piper! "He tried to run you through a buzzsaw! It's bad luck for you to wear that outside the house again!"
At the top of the stairs Prue turns and says, "Really Piper I am sure he has had enough of us! You are too superstitious!"
"We are witches! I have a right to be superstitious!" Piper responds scowling and turns to leave but pauses for one last word, "Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you if you get a new hairdo out of this!"
Piper steps into the doorway as a puzzled Prue asks, "A new hairdo?"
And smirking Piper responds, "Yeah a buzz cut!" Prue's jaw drops in shock and she tks a pillow at Piper but too late! Piper is already out the door! "Oooh! I'll get her for that!" says while outside Piper drives away thinking, 'At least I got the last word this time! I will have to hang around after my meeting with Mr O'Ryan to make sure nothing bad comes of Prue's stubbornness!'