"So are you coming?"
I look up at Andre. His face is pleading, like my presence at his party is going to make it significantly better. I really don't want to disappoint him. "Sure."
"Yes!" He shouts and does a happy dance. "Party's at 8, chica."
As Andre walks away, I can't help but feel a little guilty. He has these parties once a month and at every single one of them, he gets drunk and confesses his feelings to me. It's made our friendship a bit awkward but he's relentless. Even after I told him about my crush on Jade. And the fact that I have a penis.
I sigh as I make my way to my next class, Sex Education.
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I try my hardest to restrain my groans of annoyance. I have Sex Ed. with Jade so of course she sees this as the perfect opportunity to make inappropriate gestures and pass inappropriate notes. I roll my eyes as she passes me another one. She's lucky I have a crush on her or I'd be one angry Latina. I feel my face heating up as I read the note. 'I bet you're big. You'd probably need a Trojan maximum condom.'
Unfortunately, Cat sits next to me in this class. She glances over the note and furrows her eyebrows in confusion. She's the only one in our group who I haven't told about my...situation down under. I look over at Jade and see her infamous smirk. Oh, how I wish I could wipe that smirk off her pretty little face.
"Miss Valentine," the teacher speaks up. "Is there something about condoms that's confusing you?"
Cat eagerly nods her head. "Where do girls put the condom on?"
The teacher sighs. "Girls don't put on condoms, Cat. They're for males."
"Then why does Tori need a condom?"
My face turns a deeper shade of red as Jade starts snickering. The teacher face palms, regretful for getting Cat in her class. "I don't know. Why don't you ask Tori?"
Cat nods. "Kay kay."
With the greatest embarrassing event of my life out of the way, the teacher continues her lesson on condom usage. Jade passes me another note. I'm hesitant to read it but I read it anyway. 'You going to Andre's party tonight.'
I look over at her and nod. Jade evilly grins. Uh oh. I think she has something planned. Something bad. ¡Carajo!
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