The Dr. Phyllis Show: Episode 2 Specials Guest/s- Will & Halt
(Okay, for those of you who read the first show, I forgot to edit 'Dr. Feel Good' to 'Dr. Phyllis' Minor flaw, my fault. It's still the same person, though. Thanks for the R&R of the previous episode ya'll, I really appreciated it)
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(Applause from the audience)
Dr. P: Hello and welcome back to the Dr. Phyllis Show, where we sit your favorite heroes down and let them talk out their problems. Our special guests today are Will and Halt from Redmont. Give them a hand!
(W and H enter, taking seats on either side of Dr. P. Will and Halt both have their long bows with them, and both seem rather uncomfortable on the set.)
Dr. P: Welcome to both of you.
W: Hi!
H: ...
Dr. P: Ok, then. Now, Mr. Halt, how long have you been a ranger?
H: A long time.
Dr. P: Uh huh. What made you decide to become a ranger?
H: It pays well.
W: I didn't know you got paid!
Dr. P: I sense a communication problem between you two. Will?
W: Well, I think that--
H: You're an apprentice, you're not ready to think.
Dr. P: I see. This ' thinking ' problem seems to be a wall between you two. Will, do you ever feel offended by Mr. Halt here?
W: Well, at first, a little, but not anymore. I've been with him for a while, and he's a good man.
Dr. P: I see. Let's bring in our next guest, Mr. Morgarath.
(applause from the audience as Morgarath enters. He sits beside Halt, but he seems disgusted to do so.)
W: Why is he here?
H: I really don't think this was such a good idea. (Halt stands up, backs away from Morgarath, and stands behind Will, bow drawn.)
Dr. P: I really don't think violence is the answer, Halt. (Will stands and draws bow)
H: I really do believe it is. He's destroyed the lives of so many.
M: Really Halt, be civilized.
Dr. P: Mr. Morgarath, can you please talk about what you have against Halt?
M: He's ruined several of my plans and killed one of my Kalkara. There's only three, you know. It's just rather unacceptable. I can't stand this man!
H: You would've killed many more had I not stopped you!
W: Yeah!
Dr. P: This is unacceptable. Both of you, drop your bows.
H: Not until he leaves or is dead.
W: Yea.
Dr. P: I think we can solve this another way. Wanting a man dead is serious, Halt.
H: I know.
W: He knows.
M: I want Halt dead as well, and I am willing to fight him.
Dr. P: These are serious threats.
(Wargals enter. W and H immediate spring into action, battling the Wargals with their bows and knives. Morgarath slinks off the stage, avoiding Halt, as much as he wants to kill him.)
(Battle commences)
Dr. P: Stop, all of you!
(Dr. P ducks as arrows fly her way, striking the Wargals entering from the other side of the stage. W and H slaughter one Wargal after another. Wargal blood is everywhere)
Dr. P: Stop!
H: Do you want to die today?
W: Halt, a little help here!
(Audience watches intently as the battle goes on. The final Wargal drops dead. W and H tromp off the stage, bows ready, to search for more Wargals.)
Dr. P: Well, I never would've thought.. (she adjusts her messed up hair and smoothes out her rumpled and blood spattered skirt.)
Dr. P: (clears throat) Thank you for watching the Dr. Phyllis Show, where your favorite heroes and even occasionally villains come and talk about their problems. See you next week for yet another episode.
(camera goes black)
Dr. P: I want to quit. Clean these things up. I hate my job.
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TUNE IN FOR A POSSIBLE THIRD EPISODE IF I GET ENOUGH REVIEWS. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
R&R PLZ!