The country meeting was about to be held, England and France had started fighting, again. As usual. The clock ticked, and a few minutes had past from their normal starting time, but the loud mouthed country the NOISIEST and most ANNOYING country wasn't here yet. So they waited. Finally, England, not one for patience growled and told everyone to start. That's when America chose to come through the door.
"HEY EVERYBODY!" he shouted, pulling a sack behind. Everyone rolled their eyes. This was going to be another long day. The sack groaned and for once they were surprised of America's craziness.
"Please tell us that's not some poor animal that you're suffocating and when you release it it'll take its revenge on all of us," said England nervously.
"Nope!" laughed America cheerfully. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Just some girl." They gaped, except Russia who gave a little cruel smile. Now the countries looked fearful. This poor girl…
"Mamma Mia! You have no shame, how could you do that to such a pretty girl like her?" Italy cried, smiling flirtatiously at the sack. Germany rubbed his forehead at Italy's antics; he didn't even know what this girl looks like.
"Women are for love and champagne, why did you do that? No respect for women!" agreed France.
America sighed, "Duh, because she was, like, spying on us. So I became a hero and saved you!"
Another groan and what sounded like yelling came from inside the sack.
"Perhaps you should open it, America-san," said Japan softly. America stared suspiciously at the sack, and then he carefully untied the string that held the sack closed. A girl popped out, a VERY angry and dishevelled girl. After many deep breaths of oxygen, she rounded on America.
"YOU!" she accused pointing her finger at him, even America finally had the decency to looked scared, "I was not spying, I was going to meet someone when YOU had to kidnap me and put me in a sack!" she growled that sounded inhumane. She started stalking him, as America backed up to the wall. Kagome grinned evilly. America gulped.
"Maybe you shouldn't do that Kagome-chan," whispered Japan. Kagome turned around and beamed.
"Kiku-san!" yelled Kagome brightly, "There you are! Why do you have such a mean friend?"
"He's not that bad, he's quite nice actually."
"Yeah, I'm a hero!" agreed America, sadly everyone ignored him.
Germany coughed falsely, "Um, vould you mind telling us who she iz?"
Japan, ever the poet, said, "She's important to mythology and especially to my heart."
"Aww," sobbed England. Everyone looked at him curiously, "I mean, eugh. Wait a sec-what do you mean by mythology?"
"She is the current guardian of the Shikon no tama, the one that smashed it," answered Japan.
"Oh, don't you start!" Kagome rolled her eyes while Japan looked confused.
"Everyone keeps reminding me about how I broke the jewel," she confided him.
Japan looked ashamed, "Gomenasai!" he bowed.
Kagome just smiled and shook her head, "It's fine."
They looked at the countries, whose fingers twitched and their mouths were wide, and laughed.
"Yo-you! Bu-but y-you're a g-girl! Boys should be heroes," America accused.
Kagome's eyes closed, she was getting a major migraine. All she wanted to do was visit her boyfriend, but some random American guy suddenly kidnapped her. Her temper was, like always, getting the best of her. She grit her teeth holding her fists up…and punched him right in the face. America swayed before falling into unconsciousness. The countries looked at her in fear, except for Russia (who in fact looked very pleased) and Japan.
"Perhaps we should go before we cause anymore…accidents," his eyes swayed to the unconscious America, whose eyes were getting swirly. Kagome blushed and nodded, giving a quick kiss to Japan. He took her hand and she clutched it, exhausted and in need of support.
"Please tell America-san I'm very sorry!" called Kagome back to the countries that stood there shell-shocked. She always felt guilty when she hurt people, rude or not.
Japan sighed and held her closely, "Don't worry, he'll be fine," he murmured.
Kagome took a deep breath and turned to smile at Japan, "You're right!"
She wrapped her arms around him and beamed, "You're so nice, that's why I love you Japan~"
LOL, hope you enjoyed the start of my...oneshots? Well, some of them may be too short to be oneshots but too long to be drabbles. So they're...short stories? Arr! Just stay with me and call them oneshots for my sake ;)! Okay this is for someone whom I've been chatting to for quite a while and requested this pairing, EvilOverlordofDarkness. Hope you like it! I'll be posting 3 chapters today, I just couldn't wait!
