"Visit exciting places? Yawn. I swear I rarely get anything interesting in the mail."
A annoyed blue hedgehog expressed about his mail.
"I guess it's a good thing I destroyed my mailbox when I thought it came to life, right?"
A nearby jungle badger replied
"Um, sure, Sticks."
Sonic answered.
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"So, the hedgehog doesn't like his mail, ho ho ho, let's see he's has to say about it in the next few days."
An nearby evil mastermind said and then flew off to his lair.
"Orbot, Cubot, I would like for you to meet Mailbot!"
Eggman said back at his lair.
"Real cool name." Orbot snarked.
"I was going to call them Spambot but that name was taken, anyways, Mailbot delivers as much mail that can be fitted into a mailbox but than brings more and more until that darn hedgehog and his friends can't take no more of it, all while it brings more."
The doctor explains his evil scheme.
"All this and an unbreakable force field covers it whenever it's near a mailbox."
"Why not have cover it all the time, Boss?"
Cubot asked.
"I'm a man who likes a theme with his robots."
Eggman answered
Later, a blue hedgehog opened his mailbox, hoping his comic books he got from his monthy subscription only to get a bunch of empty envelope with a smiling Egg logo on them
"Ugh, just what I need, more Junk Mail."
Sonic said while Knuckle came onto his doorsteps.
"Hey, Sonic, you got the same problem too?"
Knuckles asked.
"Yep, and I guess Amy and Tails have it too."
Sonic said as he saw his other friends come up.
"One envelope had a letter, it said was from a Mailbox, it also said don't bother attacking it, it's force field will just block it out as long it's near a mailbox."
Tails explained.
During this, Mailbot came back and stuffed more envelopes into the mailbox.
"I don't know about you guys but I don't want my house swarmed with Egg envelopes."
Amy said.
"I'm missing all my issues of Perfect Muscles Enquirer with this!"
A fustrated Knuckles said.
"The entire town has mailboxes, that thing is basically invincible."
Tails said.
"Hey guys, what's up with all the letters?"
Sticks said, arriving on the scene.
"Unless, we write a letter of our own."
Sonic said.
"Dear Eggman, you missed Sticks' house with your spam mail, sincerely Sonic."
"Ah, I knew I was missing something!"
Eggman said.
The five heroes wait at Sticks' house, waiting for ambush of paper cuts for a last resort.
With a wellplaced homing attack, the Mailbot was gone.
Eggman was nearby and remarked:
"Just you wait until E-Mailbot!"