The Delightful Hulkusagi! – By DS Wynne
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon, Ranma ½ and other genres belong their respective owners.
Note: This is a multi-genre story.
Special note: This is side story set in the "Sailor Moon ST" and "Ranma Trek" universe.
Author's Note: Do to the ramifications of the movie "Star Trek", a new timeline has been formed…or has it? All I can say is that whatever happened after the Romulan ship, the Nerada, attacked Vulcan turned Usagi into a much edgier "magical girl"…much ot Ranma's consternation. Also, because Marvel Comics just announced the arrival of a new "Red She-Hulk" (I'm not kidding; do a "Google" search), I felt the need to have fun with the Gammazon/Hulk concept. I don't know how long this story will be, since this is a pure "crack" fan-fiction piece. As always, C&C are welcome.
Part 1: "Not So Secret Origins"
Years ago…
BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP-!
SMASH!
Wrrrrrrr…
Hulkusagi woke up from her slumber, after smashing her alarm clock.
"Hulkusagi feels GREAT," Hulkusagi said, as she yawned. As she opened her eyes, while scratching her belly, Hulkusagi realized two things.
One, she was presently "Hulkusagi".
And, two, her weight broke her bed…again.
"Awww!" Hulkusagi said, "Not again…"
As much as she liked being big and beautiful, bold and fresh, Hulkusagi had to remember that any type of excitement, whether awake or not, can trigger her transformation. And the romantic dream she had of herself and her beloved Ranma must have been enough to trigger the change.
Scratch, scratch, scratch-!
Hulkusagi's ears perked up.
"Yes?"
"Usagi, it's me, Luna," said a voice from outside Hulkusagi's room.
"It's 'Hulkusagi'!"
"Fine. Please, 'Hulkusagi', let me in."
"Oh, okay," Hulkusagi said, as she gets up from her bed.
Creeeeeeeeeeeeek-!
"And change back," Luna said. "Your parents just got up."
"Awwww," Hulkusagi replied, as she initiated the change…
WOOOBLE!
Usagi said, as she gathered her outstretched, torn gown around her. She didn't mind being in her Gammazon form. In fact, she likes it for the freedom it gives her, but the expense of replacing her clothes can be a bit much at times…even if she can afford the expense.
CHUNK!
Usagi opens the door to her bedroom, while holding onto her clothes, as Luna the Guardian Cat enters.
"Morning, Usagi," Luna said, as she enters the room. She then notices Usagi's broken bed.
"Now THIS is the reason why I sleep in the spare room," Luna said. She then turns towards Usagi.
"You have to cure yourself of this…condition of yours," Luna said.
"Why should I?" Usagi said, as she removed her clothes. "I LIKE being Hulkusagi."
"You…LIKE being a monster?"
"Oh, how racist of you. Just because a person is big, green and possess inhuman strength, they HAVE to be a 'monster'. How about 'intent'? And by the way, people back in the day AND now would see YOU as a monster. Why? Because you can TALK, and shape-shift into a humanoid."
"Usagi, don't turn this around on ME. Just look at your bed."
"Feh," Usagi said, as she snapped her fingers.
FLASH!
Usagi's bed is now restored.
"Magic," Usagi said. "So, THERE. Nyah!"
"Ever since you returned from…wherever, you have been even MORE obnoxious than usual," Luna said.
"Just because I am more assertive these days, that does not make more obnoxious."
Pause.
"And besides, I had to learn to be assertive over the years, especially after I becoming…'The Hulkusagi'…"
FLASHBACK!
103 PA: Rifts Earth (Splynn, Atlantis).
Ever since the fall of humanity, start of the Seventh Age, the world that was once called "Earth" has become a savage mosaic filled with mysticism, legends and super-science.
"Eh," Usagi said, as she slowly opened her eyes. The last thing she remembered was she and her riding party being ambushed in what used to be known as El Paso, Texas…a territory within the North American continent…
"Where the heck am I…?"
Usagi then noticed that she was strapped in on some sort of gurney that was in the shape of an "X". Tubes were running into her veins.
"What the heck-?"
"Ah, you are awake, Princess," said a voice.
Usagi turns to see a gray haired, bearded behemoth that possessed green skin. The "man" was over eight-feet tall, and was packed with huge muscles.
"You…I know you," Usagi said.
"Ah, my reputation has proceeded me," the man said.
"Were you on some commercial selling frozen vegetables or something?"
"I'm NOT the Jolly-Green Giant, Princess," the man said. "I am the Maestro, ally to the Splugorth whom you had served once."
The Splugorth were a space faring, sentient race of giant octopi that routinely enslaves other species, especially humans. Usagi, in the role of Sailor Moon, had been kidnapped from her home dimension, and deposited onto an alternate Earth dominated by chaos. Seeing Usagi's potential, the Splugorth groomed her to be their "warrior princess", which also allowed her to learn and assortment of magical disciplines. After all, the enemy can either be alien or demon. So, it was good to be familiar with the enemy's arsenal, even if the arsenal was rooted in "spell casting". Eventually, after playing the role of the "Splugorth Princess"—a role Usagi has played successfully—she, with the help of her beloved, earned her freedom in a showdown in a Spugorth-controlled arena. Unfortunately, it appears that Usagi had attracted a secret admirer…
"Yes, ONCE," Usagi said. "I won my freedom, you know."
"Yes, I know," said Maestro. "And that is what attracted me to YOU, my dear."
"Um, huh?"
"I am seeking a strong mate, and I have decided to remake YOU into my image…"
The Maestro activates a lever, causing a circular field to enclose around Usagi.
"What?" Usagi cried out, as she begins to struggle out of her bonds.
"I have synthesized my blood into a special serum," the Maestro said. "You will receive the benefit of my strength and power. And, after you go through the appropriate conditioning, you will see the world as I see it. YOU…shall be the embodiment of femininity…as how I would see you."
The Maestro pauses for dramatic effect.
"You, Moon Princess, shall be…THE HULKUSAGI! BWAH-HAHAHAHA-HA!"
And with that, the Maestro activates his transmogrify device.
ZAAARRRRRKKKKK-!
"No!" Usagi said, as the serum is pumped into her system, as she was exposed to Gamma radiation. For a moment, nothing seemed to happen, until she notices a green hue spread over her skin as her veins popped.
"Ah!" Usagi cried. "I'm spoiling-!"
And then, the physical changes begin to occur, starting with increase musculature. And then-
FWOOMP!
Her feminine "assets" expands like balloons.
"Oh, dear," Usagi said, as the changes continued to occur, as the rest of her body expand and grow to "catch-up" with her "assets".
SCRUNCH!
Just as the serum works on Usagi's body, it also begins to work on her mind. Her inner thoughts begin to bubble to the surface, as the transformation begins to become a pleasurable experience.
"Oh, yes...YES!" Usagi said, as her overall intellect and self-control takes a back seat to pure emotions. "Hulkusagi…likes!"
The Maestro smiled. By planting the name into Usagi's head, her mind and body would adapt to it. Over the years, he has learned that the power of suggestion could manipulate the template of the person's Gamma-powered form during the initial transformation process. Eventually, that person will be able to control that process, but the Maestro hoped that he could make sure that, in the end, Usagi would become a female version of himself, in both mind and body, permanently…
And then, the process was over.
"Hulkusagi," the Maestro said, as he shuts down the machine. "How do you feel?"
Hulkusagi turns towards Maestro.
"Hulkusagi feels SOOOOO good," Hulkusagi said with a mischievous grin. "Hulkusagi wants to play-play with Maestro."
"All in due time, my dear," the Maestro said. "You will need to rest before you are ready for the final phase of your transformation."
"Good!" Hulkusagi said. "Hulkusagi hates puny Usagi! She don't know how to have fun-fun like Hulkusagi can!"
"We shall see. Until then, rest."
And with that, the Maestro leaves the medilab.
Hulkusagi sighs, anticipating the moment when she can mate with the Maestro…
END FLASHBACK!
"That is awful," Luna said, as she was taken aback.
"Well, it would have ended there, had the final phase of my 'treatments' not been interrupted," Usagi said with a sigh. "Otherwise, I would have been locked into that form, and be married to the Maestro, unaware of my own self-identity."
"But, if you were forced to change, why didn't you cure yourself?"
"Unfortunately, there comes a point when the process is irreversible," Usagi said. "But, by embracing my green side, I learned to be in control of my 'Gammazon' body. But for some strange reason, I have yet to master my ability to speak properly, even when as cognitive as I am now. I think it's because of the Maestro's manipulation of my initial transformation that is the root of this…problem."
Pause.
"But, I've gotten used to it."
"Has this…Gammazon form of yours cause you any difficulty?" Luna asked, as she hopped onto Usagi's bed.
"Sometimes," Usagi said, as she stretched her limbs. "You know that I've traveled through different timelines, right?"
"Yes, the reason why you disappeared for a week with HIM," Luna said.
"Luna, don't blame my husband for what has happened. Both he and I were caught up in the same nonsense unaware."
"You shouldn't even be married to THAT man. You're supposed to be with Prince Endymion."
"In other words, be celibate."
"Yes. You have an obligation to ensure the creation of Crystal Tokyo, and part of that process is ensuring the birth of your future daughter Chibiusa."
"I'll be with Mamoru to have Chibiusa if I must, but my heart belongs to Ranma Saotome, who, I might add, is just as worthy to be my husband as Mamoru once was."
Pause.
"Luna, I traveled the Universe and beyond searching for a way home for thousands—that's PLURAL—of years. In the beginning, I was faithful to Mamoru, and to what we shared. But, when I was approaching my thirtieth birthday, I realized that I had to live in the present. I wanted to have a normal relationship, and maybe start a family too. And I wanted to experience life to the fullest, both as a person, and as a woman. And it is insulting that you, after everything you experienced during the Princess Kaguya affair."
"That…is different," Luna said. "I did what I did in order to help a friend. And afterwards, I returned to Artemis."
"Luna, stop kidding yourself," Usagi said. "If you and Dr. Kakeru Ozora were the last sentient beings in the Universe, you and he would have eventually gotten together. Why? Because you are like any other being who wants to LIVE and grow in this reality of ours."
"…"
"And you know what? It's okay. In my travels, I've seen beings that would wrap the Universe in a straight jacket, where emotion is nothing more than a nuisance or liability. And it is because of that, I've come to an understanding where Crystal Tokyo is concerned."
"And that is…"
"I will honor my obligations to our people and to my mother, Queen Serenity, but I will do so on MY terms."
Pause.
"And embracing my Gammazon form is symbolic of that. Being 'Hulkusagi' has given me the freedom to be nature incarnate. When I become her, I am raw emotion given form, and it is a necessary release of all the stress and tension that isn't normally possible for someone like me…a Lord of Order."
FWOOMP!
"And that is why Hulkusagi likes being Hulkusagi," Hulkusagi grinned, as she poised. "And Hulkusagi looks sexy, too!"
Luna sighs, knowing that her life as an advisor to the Moon Princess has just gotten more difficult…
Tbc.
Next Time: It's 'Hulkusagi v. The Abominatrix', just as the Gamma-powered soldier of love and justice reunites with the Sailor Scouts! Be there!