Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and the Simon and Garfunkel song "The Sound of Silence" is mine. Pigs also fly, the Tower of Pisa has fallen down and Hell has frozen over. In other words, I don't.
Warnings: MAJOR RELENA BASHING AND A BIT OF YAOI!! If you don't like either, don't read. I don't want to see "So and so are not gay," or "Relenas cool! Die bitch die!" or something like that.
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THE SOUND OF RELENA
Hello Peacecraft, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again.
It seems your sister has been creeping.
Into the show she's been sneaking.
And her presence, that's been planted in my brain,
still remains.
Could be the sound of Relena.

And although Heero treats her cold,
she still thinks he loves her so.
In the middle of a big war
she only sits and talks of peace and more.
And our eyes would burn at the flash of a blinding light
that's her pink ride.
That's the sound of Relena.

How many think she is a bore?
10,000 people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
Through their fanfics they are bashing.
People writing notes to creators to kill that hier.
But they won't dare
destroy the sound of Relena.
Fool Relena doesn't know
Heeros better with Duo.(1)
1xR is not the pair to choose.
Yaoi fans will think so too.
But our words, they're flamed by 1R fans.
Yes, it's the wrath of Relena.

And the people begged and prayed
to Heero and his Gundam Wing.
Then the gun flashed out it's warning,
then the castle was history.
And the cheer yelled the word of the good news
that echoed on the colony wall,
telling all:
Its gone, the sound of Relena.

(1). This also applies to 1x3, 1x5, etc. etc.
I know, some of the words are a bit off, but, hey, I tried. ^__^;;;; Anywho, how was it? Again, constructive criticism please, so NO FLAMES!!! Thank you! ^-^