PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT BLACKBOARD
one day pheonix wright was in lawyer school in gregraphy class. his teacher ron juice came in.
"alright your all presenting your progects today larry you first" he said after rol call
"waaaaa" said larry
juicey made them present their projects in alfabetical order however when phoenix was called there was a loud
"OBJECTON" and the door somehow FLUNG OPEN and a man with a beerd walked in like i dont know but it lokked badass ill tell ya that.
"ROIGHT! my naem is simon cleany and im teaching you for mr joice."
"OBJECTION!" shouted juicey "NO!"
"ill give y' 10 dollers."
"fine" said juicey and den clean saw maya tuching the globe.
"dont tuoch that" he said
"were presenting our projects rite now so continue that." said juice
"ok ok jesus. next is luke zvarri."
phoenix stud up and pinted.
"OBJECTION!" shouted phonix "IM next!"
cleanup looked at the roll.
"yes phobia your name is on the roll." he sed
"ok but"
"yes phoniax your name is on the roll."
"ok den" phoenix didnt present his project and he got 0%. juicy wroght the results on the blakbored so he cud wright dem down later. however when he wasnt looking cleeny wiped them off. jouce turned around and saw the BORED WAS BLANK LIKE WTF?
"hey. who clene the bord? PHAYNIX WASITYOU?!"
"wat no why"
"because your the only one who failed!"
"lol lets have a class trial" said larry who became judge
"ok" saod joicey who was the prosectioner "i call my witness to the stand"
simen came to the stand
"i am semen clean a teher"
"testify"
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"i didnt notice anyone go up and clean the board sorry."
"OBJECTION" showered phenix "you noticed maya touch the globe so HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE THAT?
"FUUUUUCK!" scrammed juice
"why would he lie about that?" asked larry
"its simple because HE'S THE CLEANER!"
"no shut up you have no proof" said juicy
"yes i do" said phonix
"wat" said cleanee
"TAKE THAT" phoneix presented cleanys profile "it says here your last names cleanup but if you look REALLY hard you can see "clean" in it THATS YOUR REAL NAME! also your first name is simon and simon says clean which means YOU cleaned the blakbord!"
then the ground stared shaking wooooah i cn baly hold y pon as m rtng his! and then clean started cleaning his teeth REALLY fast!
"AAAAAAGGGHHHH" he screemd while he brushd and then his teeth broke.
"well shit i guess phoenix is NOT GUILTY!" said larry and clean started crying and ran away.
"good he's gone now i have my class back" said ronnie juicey
THE END
