(Author's Note: Hi! This is my first warriors game show chapter. I hope you enjoy! Be sure to comment and review!)

A black she-cat with sparkling green eyes sat down in a worn leather chair. "Hello, welcome to the debut of Hollyleaf's History! This is the show for apprentices' learning at home!"

The audience clapped politely. "Thank you! This show will feature me reading the exciting history of the Clans out loud. But since this the first episode, I will introduce my cast and crew instead!"

A door slammed backstage. "Wait! Wait for me!" A silver and white tabby she-cat skidded on the stage, her tail waving wildly. "Ravenpaw! I told you not to start without me!"

The black tom lowered his head, ashamed. "Sorry, Ivypool."

Hollyleaf was not amused. "What are you doing here? This is my show!" she hissed.

"Actually, Clan Hisstory 101 added me as co-host. My job is to make the show more entertaining."

"Entertaining?! Me reading from textbooks is entertaining!" Hollyleaf spluttered.

Ivypool replied without looking up from the director's clipboard. "Mm hm. Ravenpaw, you added my new crew members! Nice job." The black cat puffed out his chest proudly, his white-tipped tail twitching.

Hollyleaf snarled. "New crew members? Who?"

"Well, there's Blossomfall, Honeyfern, Heathertail, Reedwhisker, Redwillow, and Barley," Ravenpaw replied. "Originally Barley was going to be replaced by Breezepelt. But then I realized it would not have been a good idea to add your stepbrother."

Hollyleaf looked shocked, muttering unintelligibly. Ivypool nodded smugly. "And instead of reading, we're going to interview witnesses about certain events and have our talented actors recreate it. By the way, I hope you don't mind that they're being paid from your salary."

"Why not yours?!" the black she-cat snapped.

Ivypool flicked her tail. "I need my salary to continue with the Applefur Gym for Former Dark Forest she-cats, the Anti Dark Forest Association, and my Criminal Kittypet Hunters annual membership."

Hollyleaf sighed grouchily. "Fine."

Ravenpaw piped up, "Oh, and Clan Hisstory 101 thought that we should add a security guard. Just in case. For security."

Ivypool shrugged. "I guess that's okay," she meowed. "Who's our new guard?"

Looking slightly embarrassed, Ravenpaw stammered, "Don't hate me, it wasn't my decision... He needed community service hours... Not my fault..."

Hollyleaf yowled, "Who is it?"

Ravenpaw jumped and yelped out a startled reply before running and cowering behind his camera. Hollyleaf watched him, then turned to look at her newly appointed co-host. "Well, who is it? I don't have all day, you know." Then she noticed the claw marks in her new stage carpet.

"What did you do?" Hollyleaf shrieked as she scrambled for some thread.

Ivypool raised her head, her eyes glittering with disbelief. "You hired Hawkfrost?"

Ravenpaw nodded quickly. "Um, yes... But it wasn't my idea, it was the channel's... Ahhhh!" Both she-cats lunged at him.

"He killed me! You stupid mouse brain! That murderer! He doesn't follow the warrior code! How stupid can you get!" Hollyleaf caterwauled.

Ivypool agreed. "He killed my co-host! He's a liar! He's under Tigerstar's payroll! You can't trust him! He tried to kill me multiple times!"

Ravenpaw sank back, using the camera as a protective barrier. "Help! Anyone!"

Hawkfrost came running onto the stage, wearing a security uniform that matched his icy blue eyes. "Ravenpaw?"

At the sound of his voice Ivypool and Hollyleaf leaped at him. "Murderer!" they yowled. Hawkfrost screeched and Ravenpaw hurriedly righted his precious camera.

"Um... That's the end of the first episode of The Ivypool and Hollyleaf Show! Come back next week for a normal episode! Bye!"