Kakashi was reading a book, then Sasuke came behind him.
"I am looking at the back of your head but speaking to the front of your face." Sasuke said
Kakashi didn't turn around and said. "The back of my head is listening to the front of your face so your head doesn't count."
Sasuke didn't know what to say. "Um..Uh..Huh." Then Sasuke ran away.
Kakashi's crossed his eyes. "I like shoes...And medicine..."
"BELIEVE IT!" Naruto yelled as he flew through the sky in a nyan cat costume, he farted rainbows too. :P
"Shoes...And medicine...Medicine and shoes..." Kakashi said.
"I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!" Screamed inner Sakura.
"NOMNOMNOM." Sasuke sreeched.
"NAWNAWNAWNAW!" Streiked Naruto.
"FATEEEEE" Screamed Itachi.
"BUBBY!" Sasuke said as he hugged Itachi. Then Itachi being the cold jerk he is decided to stab his heart. "OH NUUU I'M MELTING!" Sasuke said as he turned into a puddle.
"Worthless maggots. I'm better then all of you. Your destiny is to lose to me." Neji said randomly.
"Shoes...And medicine.." Kakashi shoved some pills into his mouth.
"THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Said Gai, looking like a YOUTHFUL Baby.
"AHHHHH! YO MUCH CHAOS!" Screamed Sakura.
"Medicine and shoes..." Kakashi chewed on a shoe.
THEN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING DIED!
A/N:Why I like to make these chaotic stories? The world will never know. PLEASE REVIEW! REVIEWS MAKE A WRITER'S SOUL! :3 I do not own Naruto. If I did Kakashi would be naked all the time. ;3