:) I've always wanted to do a gender switch fic, but it will have to wait as I will be doing a body switch fic here what is the difference you may ask! Well Gender switch is like putting Sakura as a male and Sasuke as a female sort of thing, but this fic will be putting Sakura in someone else's body XD I read a great body switch fic called ' The great Exchange' get a chance go read it :)

IMPORTANT NOTE: Your all wondering why I'm posting so many new stories when I clearly need to update my other fic's well the reason is my internet will be shut off soon, thus I want to get out as many chapters of my fic's as possible, even if it is my new fic's, I was waiting to post them until I got more chapters then one to them, but figured I would just get them out for you guys to read in the mean time while I update as much as I can before my internet is shut off, sort of like an apology to come for the time you're going to spend waiting for me to update after it gets shut off lol. So just enjoy and if you complaint then eh, you suck.

~~Kyo~~

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I'm not stealing anyone else's work don't worry 'Teh Pocky Ninja' I'm going my own way! Your fic just inspired me because it was one of the only body swaps I liked and or could find! So thus I make my own! Lol It's how I roll.

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Chapter one:

The raven haired males onyx eyes opened to see the face of Suigetsu with his silver hair and violet eyes. ( I don't know his eyes color I'm guessing from picture's I've seen. _;)

" Are you going to sleep all day?" He asked. The male looked up to him in confusion then scoffed.

" If I want to I will. Why don't you go bother someone else." Suigetsu chuckled and walked off to do just that. When the silver haired male left the raven haired one stared up at the cave ceiling and sighed. How did it come to this again?

:Flashback!:

" Sakura that is a forbidden jutsu for a reason!" Sakura heard Tsunade's voice yell angrily at her. Sakura however kept the jutsu in play, if she stopped it now who knew what would happen. She was working on a jutsu said forbidden but would actually increase the chakra and even help you steal chakra from other people, like your enemies in battle. Sakura had wanted to learn it and knew there would be problems like Tsunade trying to stop her.

But it was worth it for the sake of the village and of course her teammates. She wasn't in ANBU to play around after all and she was tired of only being needed for her medical skills. She was on ANBU she would dang well do something else besides heal everyone every time they got one freaking scratch.

Sakura had been trying to do this not for just her sake but that of the village and yet Tsunade had rushed in and stopped the process, which she had to know was more dangerous then anything else, and then as the chakra following into her from the scroll stopped the last things she heard was Tsunade screaming at someone to get Kakashi,her name, and then complete and utter nothingness.

(Not much of a flashback)

:End flashback!:

Thus how she obviously ended up here, in Sasuke's body, it figured it would be his and not someone else like Naruto or Kakashi, or one of her current teammates Neji or Shikamaru. It had to be Sasuke.

Sakura wasn't sure what to make as she woke to black hair falling in her eyes and then the water/sound nin Suigetsu. She had then knew for certain who's body she was in. She was glad she had memorized Sasuke's teams name and their abilities just for this occasion it seemed. Besides that she knew Sasuke well enough to play him and not get caught, though what were they going to do if they did catch her, she was in his body and she wasn't using a jutsu to stay here it was because of a jutsu but she didn't know how to get back. She would just have to head to Konoha.

It was after all Tsunade's fault maybe she would know what to do, heck this wasn't even planned it was an accident due to a backfire of jutsu who knew if there was a way back to her body. Was Sasuke in her body? She shivered, that would be weird. She could see the look on Naruto's face now.

Sakura sat up in the body of Sasuke Uchiha. Well it wasn't so bad. At least this way she could finally get Sasuke back to Konoha. Though after a while of failed retrievals of Sasuke they had finally gave up on the idiot who still searched for his revenge on Itachi. He instead had gone after 'Tobi' thankfully killing him now he searched for Itachi who was still out there somewhere.

Sasuke had promised to return to Konoha after his revenge, but Sakura seriously doubted he would ever get that revenge. She had met Itachi Uchiha she knew how strong he was.

'Sasuke' stood with bones popping from sleeping on a freaking cave floor, seriously what kind of idiot slept in such an uncomfortable position anyway? Sakura brushed large hands down her clothes to get rid of wrinkles. Sasuke's clothes, and hands that is. This wasn't the strangest thing that has ever happened to her after all. If you could believe that.

" Sasuke-kun your awakkkeee!" Karin that red haired thing yelled. Sakura couldn't help the look of distaste as the red haired hussy through herself at Sasuke, aka Sakura. Sakura dodged with out thinking, oh well Sasuke would have done the same. The girl fell to the cave floor in a pile and 'Sasuke' walked away out of the cave entrance ignoring her pained sounds and owww's.

Juugo and Suigetsu were sitting around a fire finishing up breakfast. The large orange haired man looked up at Sasuke and nodded. 'Sasuke' nodded in return. Sakura figured this wasn't so bad after all she knew Sasuke better then she knew most people and it was paying off here.

Sakura ate the food provided while Karin finally came out of the cave rubbing her butt, she sat next to Sasuke and clutched his arm to her chest. Sakura sighed. This was turning out to be troublesome. Well she wasn't ANBU for nothing. She used a substitution jutsu and Karin was left clutching a log while 'Sasuke' stood finishing his food while leaning again a tree. Sasuke really needed better clothes. What was with this butt bow, and what about this gaping shirt showing pale chest with every movement. Sasuke dressed like a slut.

Karin whined at the sudden disappearance of Sasuke while Suigetsu laughed at the red hair hussy's pain. Juugo watched this all while he sat silently.

" Lets get moving." Sasuke, aka: Sakura said. Suigetsu stood stretching out while hoisting his large sword over his shoulder. It oddly enough remind Sakura of Kisame Hoshigaki. She had come across Itachi and Kisame a lot being ANBU. She had even fought them both. Even being Akatsuki she had to say she liked them both. Even though Itachi killed the entire Uchiha clan, even if Sasuke hated him, he didn't seem so bad. He was only cruel to Sasuke it seemed and he was pretty fair when it came to battle not killing any of her teammates or her, as long as they didn't threaten their lives. Most of the Akatsuki were like that. Well at least the ones she had come across and even a few of them were the picture perfect image for criminal in Akatsuki like Hidan that sadistic freak. ( I love Hidan though lol)

So while Sakura was thinking and heading in the direction of Stone the closest village she knew of, since she recognized the area, then make their way to Konoha she would no doubt gain the curiosity of the three following her but she would come to that bridge once it came.

" Emm, Sasuke are we going to the hidden village by any chance?" Suigetsu asked leaping up next to 'Sasuke'. Sakura nodded. They were close and it would be wise to settle there for a night before heading off for Grass then Konoha.

Suigetsu obviously fearing his leader fell back with the other two. They would not ask too many questions it seemed.

It didn't take long to reach Iwa there they would spend the night at a Inn and before dawn would leave. Sakura didn't tell Sasuke's team because she didn't feel the need, besides Sasuke had never talked with them much when they were on a team so why would he change now and talk more to this team of his? People change Sakura herself did, but Sasuke, Sasuke never changes.

Karin was excited to stay at an Inn as were the other two. Karin tried to sneak into a room with 'Sasuke' but Sakura told Karin to take one room and 'Sasuke' would share with the other two males. Sakura didn't know how they usually slept but the other two seemed a little surprised but not much, so maybe Sasuke always got a room alone.

Karin of course whined about not being able to be with her Sasuke-kun. Sakura scoffed.

" Karin you are a female, you shouldn't be sharing a room with any man even your teammates." With that said Sasuke shut the door in her face.

" You shouldn't have told her though, she'll be all over you even more for treating her nice." Suigetsu said tisking. Sakura scowled at him. He reminded her of someone she just couldn't put her finger on who.

" Just go to sleep we're leave before dawn." Suigetsu choked on air.

" So early?" he cried. Sakura scoffed at him again. So Suigetsu complained to Juugo while 'Sasuke' went into the bathroom to get cleaned up. He came out a bit later and realized there were only two beds.

" Suigetsu sleep on the floor." Sakura said smirking at the look on the silver haired males face. He grumbled but did as told. Juugo glanced at her as she sat on the bed.

" Say where are we going anyway? I thought we were off to Ame!" Suigetsu said just as Sakura started to doze off she cursed the male mentally.

" Idiot I'm trying to sleep." She said, the male grew silent obviously still waiting for a reply.

" I decided to make a stop somewhere." 'Sasuke' Aka: Sakura said. ( okay really Sasuke is Sakura so when I say Sakura just remember it's her in Sasuke's body okay?)

The rest of the night was Suigetsu snoring and Sakura trying to sleep.

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:Konoha: A few hours earlier:

This was the last time he slept on a cave floor holy crap why did he fell so crappy? Man he felt like he'd just been beaten to a pulp, which would be impossible since he was Sasuke Uchiha after all. He blinked open his eyes and closed them immediately, kami, what was that bright light?

He heard voices close by and strained to make them out. He realized he was no longer in the cave obviously in a bed of a sort, perhaps taken while he slept? Some sort of Jutsu? What was going on? He listened while twitching his fingers against the soft sheets.

He wasn't tied up at least.

" When do you think she'll wake up? She's been out for a long time now. Do you think it had something to do with that jutsu?" A female asked someone else. Who were they talking about Karin perhaps?

The answering voice shocked him. Because he knew that familiar voice.

" I'm sure she's fine. She gets in more trouble then this daily." What the Hell? The Hyuuga kidnapped him? Oh he was going to kill Hyuuga Neji! And then the door opened and he could feel the Hyuuga walk in. He was going to strike when the Hyuuga least expected it.

So Sasuke waited until the Hyuuga was standing over him, wondering what the idiot was doing until he felt a soft touch to his lips. His eyes jerked open.

" WHAT THE HELL!" A loud familiar voice yelled. Sasuke looked around for Sakura, that's who's voice it was, he could tell even if it was deeper now. He had just said the same thing though. The Hyuuga looked shocked as he backed up looking just as confused he was blushing faintly though.

Kami was the Hyuuga gay? Kissing him like that? First Naruto and Now the Hyuuga what the hell was this world coming to?

" Sorry I didn't know you were awake." Neji Hyuuga said looking uncomfortable with those lavender eyes looking away from his eyes. 'Yeah look away Hyuuga before I use my Sharingan on your ass!' Sasuke thought with a glare.

" What the hell did you kiss me fo-" Sasuke stopped speaking and Sakura's voice stopped as well. His eyes widened.

" Wait...What?" Sasuke reached up just as cherry pink strands of hair fell into his face. He stared at them long and hard.

" Sakura are you alright?" The Hyuuga asked. Sasuke stared at him as if he lost his mind and Neji frowned back.

" I know I shouldn't have kissed you." He apologized again. Sasuke fumed what the hell was going on? How the hell did he get into Sakura's body and why Sakura? Was this a illusion? No it felt too real. He would have broke out of it had he his Sharingan.

" Sakura?" Neji asked looking a bit concerned.

" I'll get Tsunade-sama." Then the Hyuuga walked out while Sasuke slid out of bed managing not to fall. He made it to the medical cabinet and peered into the glass. Reflected was a beautiful woman with long cherry pink hair, and bright jade eyes familiar and not, pale skin the shade of the moon. He frowned. Well Sakura sure had changed since he last saw her and holy crap! He moved so he could look at her arm he traced the ANBU tattoo with his finger tips. She was ANBU? How could that be?

Well she had gotten stronger, he had to admit that, but he wouldn't know how strong unless he tested it out himself. He was touching 'Sakura's' large chest hesitantly wondering where these came from when three people walked into the room. One being obviously the Hokage, the other two his old teammates Kakashi and Naruto.

'Sasuke' blushed and jerked his hands away from Sakura's chest, he hadn't meant to fondle her chest while he was in her body he had just been curious there was no way her chest had grown this much in the two years since he had last saw her, unless she had strapped them down that is. She sure the heck had curves he had never known existed.

" Sakura what the hell are you doing get back in bed!" The Hokage yelled at her. Sasuke immediately got back in bed scared just a bit by those angry amber eyes.

" Sakura-chan! I was so worried!" That idiot dobe suddenly yelled before rushing up to hug him. Sasuke on reflect alone, more so after that idiot Hyuuga kissed him, punched the idiot in the face.

" What the hell Dobe." Sasuke said with Sakura's voice and realized his mistake well it wasn't like he was going to hide the fact he was in her body after all he wanted out of it. Well that was something he never thought to think. Well he wouldn't mind being in her now with this body, but in a different way. He fought a sudden blush as the people in the room stared at him with wide eyes.

Naruto laughed nervously.

" Haha Sakura-chan don't act like teme now, I know your stressed and everything with work." Naruto laughed it off but Sasuke could tell Kakashi knew. He always did.

" Dobe I'm not Sakura." Sasuke said with Sakura's voice and then Naruto exploded.

" WHAT THE HELL! TEME GET OUT OF SAKURA RIGHT NOW!" Naruto yelled almost breaking the windows, Sasuke thought they might have cracked. He was going to make sure but he figured he'd pay attention. Neji ran in with that sudden yell looking around for Sasuke Uchiha and only finding Sakura looking a bit stunned.

" What the hell Uzumaki keep your voice down, what's this about the Uchiha?" Neji asked. Naruto pointed at Sakura. At Sasuke.

" Teme is in Sakura's body!" Sasuke glared at the Hyuuga and the Hyuuga suddenly paled as if realizing he had kissed Sakura's body with Sasuke inside. ( That's really weird to say)

" Kakashi?" Tsunade suddenly asked as he held Naruto back from leaping at ' Sasuke'. Kakashi sighed.

" Well you did cut that jutsu short and it wasn't a jutsu likely to hold a good thing, forbidden for a reason obvious this was the reason, or maybe it was an accident caused by when you didn't let her finish." Kakashi said shrugging. Tsunade frowned deeply. She should have just let her finish that damn jutsu then.

" If Sasuke is in Sakura's body then is Sakura in Sasuke's?" Tsunade asked no one in general.

" We should hope so." Neji said trying to figure out how to forget kissing 'Sasuke'

" Where were you last Teme!" Naruto yelled as Kakashi let him go he shook 'Sakura' who felt suddenly sick.

" Dobe stop it!" Sasuke said putting a hand to his mouth at the churning of his stomach. Naruto did stop and looked concerned.

" We had stopped near Iwa." Sasuke said wanting his body back.

" If Sakura is in Sasuke's body then of course she would head back here eventually." Tsunade said nodding. This situation was just bizarre.

" If my team doesn't kill her first for being an impostor." Sasuke said. Naruto glared.

" Don't say that about Sakura-chan Teme!" Naruto pulled his fist back to punch him, but then stopped and frowned as he realized it would be Sakura he punched not Sasuke.

" Sakura will be found out by my team." There was no way she could pass as him even in his body.

" Sakura is skilled enough not to over react in a situation like this it is what she has trained for, for years now." Tsunade said confidently.

" I still doubt it." Sasuke said.

" Sakura is third in command of ANBU she would not be as weak as to fail something as simple as acting like an egotistic Narcissistic ass." Sasuke's grit his teeth, well Sakura's teeth, in anger.

" Neji, get the rest of your team you'll go out and look for Team Hawk and Sakura." Tsunade commanded.

" Even if you get to Iwa they will be gone by then you might as well just wait, if you try to find them they will suspect something and either attack or kill Sakura." Tsunade glared at 'Sakura'

" He is right, we will just have to wait for her to come back on her own." Kakashi said. Tsunade scowled.

" In the mean time watch this brat and make sure he doesn't do anything weird again or escape." Sasuke made a face almost forgetting he had been folding Sakura's breasts a bit ago. He wondered if Sakura was doing anything like that to his body. A sudden blush lit his face and he fought it before realizing it was fine because it wasn't his face blushing but Sakura's.

Kakashi raised an eye brow and Naruto glared at him. What ever he was thinking was obviously perverted to make Sakura's face redden like that. Naruto would watch him for sure.

Neji rubbed a and over his face. Kami he had tried to kiss Sakura and had gotten Sasuke, why was fate so cruel to him?

" How will you get them back once she gets here?" Neji asked Kakashi. Kakashi opened his Icha Icha book and smirked from under his mask. Who knows?

" We'll just have to cross that bridge when we get to it." Kakashi said reading his beloved novel.

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End chapter:

Your wondering why Sasuke freaked out and Sakura didn't right? Well just because I could see Sasuke freaking out at least a bit about suddenly being in Sakura's body let alone being kissed by Neji in Sakura's body, and besides Tsunade was right Sakura was trained as an ANBU and she does have the master's of emotion Kakashi and Sai on her old team. What are the worse things she's been through then this you may ask? Lol I haven't thought them up yet but I figured having Sakura keep a cool head would be better then have her freak out, and having Sasuke freak out was just fun to do lol. Yes I do enjoy putting Neji in a one-sided relationship with Sakura, why just because I do ^^

Hope you at least enjoyed the first chapter and look forward to the next! :) I know it's weird! Lol REVIEW please!

By the way tell me if you saw the slide I did in there, if you caught it tell me if not then tell me if you think you know what it was lol. It wasn't something big after all and no one may guess it. Yes 'WTH' is a common phrase right now with Sasuke on Konoha's side of things lol

~~Kyo~~