FES: This is going to be a shocker!

"Jak, I have to go." Said a sweet voice and the line went dead. Jak shook his head. This was the seventh time Keira hung up on him, and the thirty-sixth time she avoided him. Now he was not going to let her do it thirty-seven times. Jak got up and grabbed his keys. He locked the door behind him and walk in the freezing blizzard. He hopped in the zoomer and drove to Keira's house.

As soon as Jak pulled over, he jumped out. He knocked on Keira's door and she answered.

"Jak? What are you doing here?" Keira asked. Jak shoot her an angry glare. Jak walked toward Keira but Keira back away. When they were inside, Jak spoke.

"You avoid me all the time! It's been four years since we kissed or spoke five words! Why are you trying to avoid me?" Jak yelled. As they argued, a girl watched them fight. She ran to the hall into her sister's room. She opened the door and walked inside.

"Bryce?" The girl asked the blonde. Bryce took her ear plugs off and turned toward the other blonde. "Why is mom fighting with a man?"

"She can't be fighting with a man, we don't have a dad. Let's go have a look." Bryce said and got up. She quietly walked in the living room with her sister. She watched them fight. She looked over at her sister who was covering her ears. Bryce walked over to them.

"Um, hello?" Bryce said. The grown-ups looked at Bryce. Bryce gasped at the sight of Jak. Half his face was burned. One of his eyes was red. Bryce put on the best smile she could and turned to her sister. "Come on, Abby." Called Bryce. Abby smiled and ran to Bryce. Keira turned to Jak.

"Who are they?" Jak asked. Keira smiled at the girls.

"They are my daughters." Said Keira.

"Say what!" Jak said.

"Jak, I'm going on a business trip and I need someone to watch over Bryce and Abby." Keira said.

"No! Mom! Don't leave us with Freddie Krugar!" Bryce complained. Jak narrowed his eyes.

"I don't look like Freddie." Said Jak. Keira looked at him and he let out a 'oops'. He opened a container of Green Eco and his face was healed.

Abby walked to her guest and looked up. "Do you like tea parties?" Abby asked as she hugged a teddy bear. Jak looked at Abby.

"No." Said Jak.

The next morning, the house door flew open with Keira running behind. She got to the curve of the street.

"Mom, do you have to go?" Bryce asked looking at Jak who was smoking. "We are going to die."

"Bryce, he's not bad." Keira said.

"Mom, he's smoking." Advised Bryce as her blue eyes had the 'I told you so' look.

"Once you get to know him, he's has a good heart." Keira said.

"I don't to know him." Bryce said as Keira put her hand on Bryce's shoulder and kissing her forehead.

"You'll be fine." Keira said. "Abby!" Abby ran out wearing a fairy princess costume. She stopped and looked at Jak. She ran straight to Keira. Keira picked her up.

"Be good to Jak." Keira said. Abby looked at Jak.

"Don't go." Abby said and held on to Keira's neck. Keira kissed her cheek. Bryce smiled.

"Well, it's two against one." Said Bryce. Keira looked at her before giving Abby to her. Jak came to her.

"Where's my kiss?" Jak said. Keira kissed his lips.

"Ew, your breath smells like smoke." Keira whispered to his lips.

"Don't act like you hate it." Jak whispered back. Keira laughed. Keira's face became serious, she took Jak's arm and pulled him away from the rest. She looked at Jak.

"Jak, you can't smoke while they are around." Keira said. Jak groaned. "Look, Bryce is at that stage were she cares about the environment and if you smoke, make sure you throw the bud in the metal trash can." Jak rolled his eyes and nodded. Keira smiled, squeaked and hugged him. Then, she pulled him close to her ears. "Bryce and Abby are your daughters." She whispered into his ear. Even after Keira pulled away, Jak remained frozen in place. Suddenly, Bryce ran up to her mom.

"Mom, why is the Environment Killer frozen? He saw an unguarded pack of cigarettes?" Bryce asked. Jak looked at her with his evil eye. Bryce made a face to him and rolled her eyes. Suddenly, the hunk of a cab drew Keira's and Jak's attention. Keira got in the cab and smiled at Jak.

"Take care of them." Keira said as the cab drove away. "I hope I made the right decision."

Bryce and Abby turned toward Jak. Jak rubbed his hands together. "So, what do you normally do when mommy isn't here?" Jak asked.

"I'm 12, not 3." Bryce said. She walked away but turned around. "By the way, your just another guy who my mom dates. You'll never earn my respect." She walked back to the house. Abby looked at Jak and walked away. Jak ran inside and into the living room. Inside, Jak fell on his stomach on the couch.

"Why did I get her pregnant ... twice!" He groaned.

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