A/N: Do I need to remind you I own Inuyasha? What're you gonna do, sue me?
*backs away from growling Viz lawyers*
Hey, hey...easy there, guys, it was just a joke...hey, want a treat? Go get it! FETCH! *wipes forehead* Whew.
"SIT!"
Crash.
And the two humans and two demons observed the hanyou-shaped crater.
"K'gome, uu BTTCH!" the hanyou spluttered, raising his head.
"Oh, really? I'm a bitch now? SIT, asshole!"
Thud. Inhaling to unleash a stream of angry retorts, Kagome began again. "I told you five days ago that I needed to take a test at ho-"
A low yelp cut her off. Whining pathetically, he rolled onto his back, his face contorted in pain.
"INUYASHA!" She dropped to his side. "Where does it hurt? Did you break a bone? A muscle? Oh, Kami, I'm sorry!" He cut her off with a few choice words-
"GDAMNSONOFAMOTHERF#INGBITCH!"
Kagome jumped back. "Inuyasha?! What is it?"
"YOU BRUISED MY F&%KING FUNNYBONE!"
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*crickets chirping*
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"What's a 'funny bone'?" Shippo asked.
A/N: I was just reading a couple fics and I banged my own funnybone...weird where I get my inspiration from.
Don't worry about flaming me for this one-I'm fully prepared for it! *hauls out kerosene and matches* Uh oh...