a/n: I just randomly thought of this but I thought it was a cute one shot idea! :)
pairing(s): E/J, E/R, J/A
summary: Jacob finds a new way to torment Edward's siblings :)
"Edward let's go" Jake whined. He just wanted to get out of the house full of vampires. Emmett and Jasper were playing video games in the living room and the girls were flipping threw magazines in the kitchen.
"Why are Alice and Rosalie leaving so fast?" Edward asked his boyfriend quietly while up in his room.
"Because they don't want to be infected?" Jacob smirked as he pulled out his phone.
"Jacob Daniel Black what are you going to do!" Edward scolded looking up at the werewolf.
"Umm well they have this new ringtone for your cell phone and it's so high pitched that only younger people can hear it. And I wanted to see if it worked on you guys. Of course I wouldn't do it to you babe, your parents, or your sisters so the only vampires to do it too are your brothers!" Jake smiled proudly. Edward shook his head and smiled.
"Should I leave then?" He asked standing up. Jake shook his head and pulled the shorter boy against him. Edward smiled shyly and leaned up to kiss his boyfriend.
"Okay let's go now" Jake said grabbing Edward's hand. Edward grabbed his messenger bag and followed Jake out his bedroom door.
"Bye guys, I'm going to the library with Jake" He said once the got down the stairs and to the garage door. After both boys were in the Volvo Jake sent the ringtone to Emmett and Jasper.
"Drive" Jake laughed. About halfway down the Cullen drive way Edward grimaced and covered his ears. Jake couldn't help the smile that escaped him.
"Push the petal down baby" He said and took the steering wheel. After about five minutes of the slowest driving Edward Anthony Masen Cullen has ever done since having a car, he finally took control of the wheel again.
"Jeez baby, I think I know what a headache is now" He said rubbing the side of his head.
"Sorry, I thought we would be farther gone then that" Jake smirked.
"You do realize my brothers are going to kill you" Edward pouted at the thought.
"No they won't they might get mad at me" Jake smirked again "I'm sorry that you had to hear that though"
"It's fine, just don't ever do that again" Edward warned but smirked. He pulled into the library parking lot "so what classes are you failing?" He teased his boyfriend as they got out of the car.
a/n: So that's it! It's short and sweet and my first K story. Um review and tell me if you want me to make a possible sequel? So you all know the ringtone I'm talking about? It works I've used it on my teachers before and they really couldn't hear it. Haha and I have a new person I picture when I write Edward now. I don't picture RobPat sorry ladies. I picture Billy from SYTYCD.