Darkness, an ever encompassing evil that spread across time and space. Penis, a everlasting visage that fluctuates indecently. Malticuloso, a word that is made up for the privilege of a crazed mind. There is no escape from the indecency of man, but only the words of a wordsmith can vanquish the coming of the phallic organ.
My name is Twilight Sparkle and this is my story.
It was a delightful day in Ponyville, which according to the necronomicon was actually late year Massachusetts in the early December of lost days. Twilight knew this because she had been studying the necronomicon for several months. Never leaving her room. Paper after paper being studied and the flash of her hooves sliding the page to the side as she read it with her big eyes. Appearing against the side of the book without squinting or losing sight of what was written in it. Her gaze unfettering to the ninth degree as the book compelled her with her own curiosity. There was no denying the straight facts for there could only what the necronomicon had spoke to her.
She threw the book to the floor with a powerful strike and started chanting like a crazed frenchman who thought he was english. There, the book started to speak to her in a low tone of whispered laughter.
"Dahahahahaahahahahahaahaha"
Energy swirled and power surged through the creaky and old wooden floor. Circles of energy lifted up to the ceiling and from the powerful energy growing from out came a yellow bipedal creature with a soft squishy interior came forth with his square overalls. He had been freed from his imprisonment from the darkness to which he came. His very being became that of a suction like nature, so curious was his demeanor. He only smiled with his triumphant gaze to the pony sitting down near him.
"Are you… the one who killed all the humans?" said Twilight Sparkle while she kneeled in fear to the beast that could spell total doom for her.
"Dahahahahaa, that's right, is this Bikini Bottom, last time I checked I blew it up with my awesome power!"
Twilight leaned harder than ever before.
"Yes dark one, I have summoned thee to wreak havoc onto the world of ponies for the one known as Spongebob Squarepants!" she said happily, energy of a green color foamed out of her eyes.
Spongebob scratched his cleft chin that he stole from Peter Griffin's face. He remembered the epic battle between himself and his foe from Quahog.
It was a clear evening in Quahog, Peter Griffin watched television and looked at the Brady Bunch. There Spongebob appeared behind him, his form intangible and invisible to the naked eye. With one arm raised, Spongebob was too smite him with a mighty blow. Energy turned around his hand and with one final strike vaporized the living room sofa. Smoke moved about and it scathed the depths of Spongebob's eyes.
"Deheheheheheheh"
Spongebob raised his arms into a combat stance, his legs spreading apart to ready himself for what's to come.
The smoke dissipated before he found that the sofa was decimated without a single trace of any plush left. Only dust remains from the powerful strike Spongebob had done.
You should have never come here Sponge Warrior, for now you will meet your doom!
Spongebob only scoffed.
"Just parlor tricks, I bet you are hiding around here somewhere coward!"
With a powerful leap Spongebob cleft the television in half and vaporized it with his incredible strength.
"Oh you shouldn't have done that Spongebob, for as you can see I was prepared, none of my family are here and it'll be just you and me"
The crackling of lightning appeared from above and Peter da Griffin's laughing could be heard from above. Spongebob jumped and tore through the ceiling to find Peter was the clouds.
"Deheheheheheheh, you can't hurt someone who is a cloud! You are dead before you even came here!"
Peter Griffin clenched himself and farted lighting at Spongebob. The energy that hit the house completely decimated it into pieces of wood that crumbled into the ground. Spongebob bent his knees and flew into the sky with a powerful push off the asphalt which shattered right below him.
"Deheheheheheeheheheeh!"
Peter farted more lightning that went past his opponent at lightning fast speeds. Spongebob would be unfettered by his will and tenacity and would slap the cloud with a powerful wave of destruction that would dissipate the very air that was around Peter Cloud.
"No, Lois, help!"
"Ah such good memories," said Spongebob now returning from his dream like daze.
Then, Twilight Sparkle lifted herself up and in an instant green fire so hot that would burn anypony to nothing went over her body. Queen Chrysalis had emerged to destroy ponykind once and for all.
"Ah it feels good to be back," she said.
Spongebob had an itch so powerful that he had to raise his hand to his face and scratch it furiously. It ran down the chin he had stolen from Peter Griffin and up his lower lip.
"Well, I need you to kill all of ponykind, they are really annoying against my species and also turned them into beetle freaky things that I hate"
Spongebob pondered and gave a guttural sound of discontent.
"What will I get in return?" he said.
Queen Chrysalis turned to the closet and a green wave of energy moved to the closet hinge to which it slid by her force. Inside was the real Twilight Sparkle but covered in changeling jelly with a horrified expression of absolute terror.
"I'll let you have sex with her and make a weird hybrid sponge pony thing"
Spongebob smiled.
"Aight I dig it."
Queen Chrysalis surrounded the now incapacitated Twilight Sparkle with her green aura and plopped her down on her front against the floor. The necronomicon stuck onto the substance, but Queen Chrysalis didn't care since it had served its purpose. From the back could be seen Twilight's genitalia that was puffy and full.
Spongebob flexed his muscles and with his power, destroyed the square pants he wore with a thought.
He went behind Twilight Sparkle and stuck his sponge penis up her tight plot hole. It was delightfully warm and tight inside where he stuck it.
"I haven't had relations in millennia, thank you for releasing me." he said.
Queen Chrysalis went through the door that leads downstairs.
"Have fun!" she said before closing the door behind her.