Monday weird rules

Our story begins with Tsukune Aono walking down the halls beside Moka while Kurumu, Yukari and Mizore following close behind.

Tsukune: (to the girls) so apparently to save money, the college requires professors to allow students to live in their place for the time they spend in college for half the price of a dorm.

Moka: which professor did you ask to let you live with him?

Kurumu: or Her.

Tsukune: I can't pronounce his name. He translated his name from Spanish to English and told me to just call him Professor Castle.

Yukari: so why did it take so long to find a teacher who would let us all stay at his house?

Tsukune: I just found a teacher who was a monster. I'm sure he'll let us stay.

Mizore: where are we going? Shouldn't we be heading to his house? Why are we still walking down the halls?

Tsukune: he said his house was so far away that he might as well take us there, instead of us going our own way.

Moka: where does he live?

Tsukune: (stopping by an open door) well, now that we're here, you can ask him yourself.

They entered the room and saw a man dressed in a tuxedo, wings sticking out as obvious as a party girl at a meeting of Catholic priests, with a top hat with a big silver cross, taller than him, in one hand, and a black coffin, with the words: "Ask of me and I shall give thee the heathen for thyn inheritance and for thy possession the ends of the earth. Tho shall break them with a rod of iron. Tho shall dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore ye kings be admonished. Ye judges of the earth serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry and you paerish from the way tho his wrath is kindled but a little." Inscribed upon it, though they could only see the "Psalms 2:8-12" at this distance. He saw those who had entered his classroomclass room through a reflective pair of shades.

Professor C.: hey, Tsukune, so are these are the friends you spoke so highly of?

Tsukune: yeah.

Moka: so where do you live?

Professor C.: San Diego

Everyone was confused about how he could work in Japan but live so far away

Professor C.: what's wrong? (talking off his reflective shades) is there something in my teeth? (using them as a mirror)

Moka: those eyes! Are you a Vampire too?

Professor C.: yeah, but I'm not from this dimension. So the rules are a little different from what you're used to.

Yukari: what dimension do you come from?

Professor C.: (hands over an illustrated book with the word C-L.I.N. on the cover with an imagine of a wolf's head on a man's body wearing a suit similar if not identical to his) the dog on the front is my subordinate, and since your entire universe is no more than a means of entertainment to mine. I thought I could give you the opportunity to see mine in the same way we see yours.

Kurumu: so you're saying we're on TV!

Professor C.: yes, I am saying you're on TV in a universe where none of the people you know, or ever will know, live.

Kurumu: what about you?

Professor C.: what about me?

Kurumu: you live there and we'll have plenty of time to become friends

Professor C.: I don't live there, I just come from there, and every now and then I find a reason to go back. Since Orientation day is over, you all want to see where I live for the time being?

Mizore: how are we going to get there before night fall?

Professor C.: (to Mizore) good question (then to everyone in the room at the moment) everyone grab onto something or someone you like.

Tsukune: (to Professor Castle) why!

Everyone grabbed Tsukune, Moka on his right arm, Yukari on his right leg, Kurumu on his left arm, Mizore on his left leg, and the professor put his cross on his left shoulder and held it with the coffin in his left hand before putting his right hand on Tsukune's head and turning the ground to mush.

Professor C.: (as they fell through) just to let you know, I live in a church. (When they arrived) We're here.

Yukari: gee thanks Captain Obvious.

Tsukune: what kind of teacher lives in a church?

Professor C.: (points to the degree on the wall) Doctorate in ministry.

Moka: our school teaches ministry?

Professor C.: yes.

Tsukune: I'm sorry, if my grades weren't so average you girls wouldn't have followed me here.

Professor C.: (standing at the old mahogany doors) I love this city.

Yukari: (looking through the open window) I thought you lived in San Diego. (watches as pink pedals dance through the air ) I don't think these trees are indigenous to this city.

Professor C.: they're not, I just like 'em, so that's why I planted them.

Everyone marvelled at the light cast through the stained glass windows on the ivory floor, the dark oak walls, the gold stairs and silver rails. The professor walked up to the podium and took his hard cover bible, from the podium, that had silver edges and golden pages, and walked up the stairs to the right of the podium and called down to the from about halfway up.

Professor C: there's a big ass bed downstairs. If you need me, bring coffee and creamer... (he took three steps forward and said) and sugar.