A/N: Hello guys! I'm here again! I just decided to write/type another Royai fic because this idea always haunts me... By the way, this is manga based but you can relate to this story even without reading the manga. I really don't know how I got this idea. But... just read it. Characters are a bit OOC and out of sanity. By the way, forgive me if there are some grammatical errors or typos because I didn't exert much effort on this fic.

Disclaimer: FMA belongs to Hiromu Arakawa.

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For the fifteenth time, he yawned again because of tiredness. He dropped his pen and lazily laid his head on the table. He was about to take a nap when a voice disturbed her.

"Do your paperwork." She plainly said. This statement startled him. Riza surely scared him.

"Uhhh... Hawkeye... Could you please get me a cup of coffee?" He requested to make her disappear even just for a while. She just nodded in response. He stared at her as she stood up and walked out of the room.

"You should just ask me to do that instead of her." Havoc yelled.

"Beautiful..." He whispered with his daydreaming face. He didn't know everyone heard him.

"Colonel?" Havoc called as he raised an eyebrow.

"He just said "beautiful" didn't you hear that?" Breda remarked.

"Who's beautiful?" Fuery curiously asked as he looked to everyone.

"I don't know." Falman shrugged.

"Colonel, who are you calling beautiful?" Havoc asked.

"Huh? Beautiful? You mean a beautiful woman? Where?! Where?!" He was snapped out of his thoughts as he stood up and glanced left and right.

"You just said that word." Breda reminded.

"What word?" Roy was puzzled.

"You just said the word "beautiful."" Breda reminded again.

"Did I?" He's totally out of his senses.

"Maybe he means the Lieutenant was beautiful." Falman assumed.

"What the?! That's disgusting! Veto! I'm a man!" Yeah... Jean is also a Lieutenant.

"Not you idiot! I think he's saying that Lieutenant Hawkeye is beautiful."

"What?!" Everyone reacted in unison.

"I didn't say that!" Roy objected.

"What's that?" Falman purposely asked.

"... That Riza is beautiful...!!!"

"See? Then you just said that!" Falman teased and everybody laughed.

"Argghhh...!!!" He stood up, put on his gloves and ready to snap when Riza came in.

"And why aren't you doing your work?!" She scolded him. He immediately sat up and read the first paper that he saw on his desk.

She headed to his desk and placed a cup of coffee on his table. She then noticed the paper that he was reading and felt mad.

"Damn! Will you please take everything seriously?!" She suddenly exclaimed.

"What? I'm reading some reports here." Roy said. Well, he's not really reading them. He's just staring at them. And was he sure that he's holding a report?

Riza pulled the paper from his hands. "Bastard! Do you think you can fool me? Who do you think will give you a report in a sheet of pink paper?! You're reading a love letter!" She searched for another love letter on the pile of papers on his desk. And surprisingly, half of that pile of papers was love letters.

"Jealous?" He asked her with a smirk. She glared at him, crumpled every love letter on his desk and started throwing them on his face.

"Do you think I'll get jealous with these pieces of junk, huh?! Huh?! Huh?!!!" She angrily shouted, eyes were blazing, as she continuously threw the crumpled papers on his face. Every piece of crumpled paper felt like a stone when thrown on his face. It seemed that Riza turned into a monster in everyone's eyes.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ooouuuccchhh!!!" He screamed in agony.

Finally, after realizing that Roy was defenseless, Havoc ran to Riza and hugged her tightly from behind so that she wouldn't be able to throw another piece of paper. Riza's glaring eyes went back to normal, as he saw her superior lying on the floor, his face full of wounds and bruises.

She immediately kneeled on the floor and lifted his head. "Oh my God! Colonel! Who did this to you?!" She cried and pulled a handkerchief from her pocket and wiped his face that was coated with blood. Everyone was puzzled.

"We better not tell her what she had done." Fuery suggested. Everybody nodded in response.

"What are you guys doing there? Call an ambulance!" She demanded.

"No need, Lieutenant. I'm fine. I'll get back to work." Roy said as they both stood and he proceeded to his desk. Riza worriedly looked at him.

"Don't worry, Lieutenant. He's okay." Havoc calmed her as he placed his hand on her shoulder. "By the way, I didn't know you're very warm. I wish I could hug you again." He smiled.

Riza glared at him and started filling her hands with crumpled papers.

"Oh no... Not again...!"

"OUUUCCCHHH!!!"

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"You guys there... call an ambulance..." Havoc requested.

"Yeah... an ambulance... for mental patients like the three of you." Breda commented.

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A/N: I think this chapter really has nothing to do with the description of this fic. That's why I also posted the second chapter. And this idea is crazier than I thought. Well, just review please. I also think this chapter is kinda humorous... but I'm not sure... That's why I need your reviews guys. But please don't be harsh. If you do, I'll throw some crumpled papers on your face... No just kidding I can't do that and I really won't do that, especially to kind readers like you. Just go ahead and tell me what you think.