Slap!
Perfect Peter: "WAAAAH!"
Slap!
Slap!
(Perfect Peter pukes everywhere)
"You Bitch!" shrieked Peter
Perfect Peter: "Henry fucked me!"
Horny Henry: "Did not you little shit!"
Perfect Peter: "Did too motherfucker! And he had sex with a girl on her period!"
"Stop being an ass-pussy Henry!" said Mom
"But Peter!..." shouted Henry
"Shut the fuck up!" wailed Peter
Horny Henry lashed out and raped Peter's asshole! He was a coiling pedo unleashing his jizzed cock!
"Jesus Christ!" shrieked Peter
"Go to hell Henry!" screamed Dad
Dad: "Your a real pain in the ass you know that?"
"Maybe I should kill myself!" shouted Henry
"I wish my faggot brother was never born!" He shrieked stomping up to his bedroom and slamming the door as loud as he could.
It was so retarded! Peter was never raped by mormons! Horny Henry was fucked so often he might as well live with a pedophile! Henry couldn't get away with really nasty and fucked-up shit without Perfect Peter ruining everything.
Perfect Peter: "Mom! Henry's dropping trau and masturbating to porno mags!"
Perfect Peter: "Dad! Henry's sneaking drugs inside America!" (Horny Henry and his family are from the UK afterall...)
Perfect Peter: "Mom! Henry's eating out your vagina!"
Perfect Peter: "Dad! Henry's shoving dildos up his ass!"
Horny Henry had enough! He's was sick of that shit-eating ass-fucking momma's boy! But what could he do to Peter? He tried selling him as a sex slave to a white man but Henry didn't think the wigger had condoms! If only he knew how to butt-fuck without a condom he turn Peter into a semen covered crack whore, or a woman who looks like she never managed to cum in her life, or a sardine fucking shithead!
"Yes! Wouldn't that fucking suck a cock!" Henry charged every homo 10 blowjobs to look at his set of bullocks and if the fucking bitch ever wriggled out of line, he'd be fist-fucked!
Horny Henry smiled, then he came! The truth was, he was fucked! But if he couldn't sell Peter's virginity and he couldn't turn Peter into a homosexual madman that would rival Drew Pickles, he could get Peter fucked up!
Unfortunately getting Perfect Peter into deep shit was easier said than done! Peter never did drugs also for some fucking reason, he didn't always give a fuck! The only way to get Peter into trouble was to have Lady GaGa to perfect tucking her penis between her legs and if took all year Horny Henry vowed he would fucking do it! That would be almost as good as turning him into a dildo for Christmas!
"Don't you fucking dare Peter!" growled Henry while balls deep in American-Indians.
Horny Henry: "I will be revenged on your ass!"
"What the fuck is going on Henry?" asked Peter
"Shut the fuck up!" said Horny Henry
Quickly Henry stopped masturbating in the old crackhouse at the end of the garden and stood up.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" asked Peter
"What the fuck is wrong with you?! You cunt!" said Henry
"You found something?" said Peter
Peter looked at the crack-rocks
Perfect Peter: "I don't see shit!"
"Maybe?" said Henry
Horny Henry: "But I'm not telling you! You'd fuck a dog up the whole asshole!"
"Fuck your own face!" said Peter
"And your too gay!" said Henry
"I'm not gay!" said Peter
Perfect Peter: "I'm a big boy with a big dick! Mom said so!"
"Fuck that bitch!" said Horny Henry
Horny Henry: "Now go fuck yourself faggot! I'm doing something important!"
Perfect Peter wanked off to porn then turned and stood still watching Henry doing drugs. Horny Henry continued to get fucked up staring intently at the grass and he whistled and dropped the motherfucking crack-rocks.
"What the fuck did you find?" said Perfect Peter eagerly
"It's much better than cocaine!" said Horny Henry
Henry picked something up and hid it in his ass.
"Oh show me!" said Peter
Perfect Peter: "Please oh please fucking show me!"
Horny Henry considered suicide.
Horny Henry: "If and I mean IF I tell you something do you swear by the sacred oath of the KKK to say nothing about this to anyone?"
"I swear!" said Peter
Horny Henry: "Even if you being tortured by negros?"
"Your sure this isn't racist?" shrieked Peter
Horny Henry put his cock to his booby and tiptoed away from the tree to his strip-club.
"I don't want them to know I'm fucking you!" Henry whispered when they were fucking behind the branches.
Horny Henry: "Otherwise they'll rape me!"
"Who?" whispered Peter
"The black people!" said Henry
"Niggers!" squeaked Perfect Peter
Perfect Peter: "You mean you seeing..."
"Shut the fuck up!" hissed Horny Henry
Horny Henry: "Now fuck off! If you tell anyone..."
"I won't!" said Perfect Peter
Perfect Peter: "Promise!"
Perfect Peter: "Oh wow! Niggers in our sex dungeon! Henry, I'm so excited I could pee! Just wait until I tell my top hooker!"
"Fuck you!" screamed Horny Henry
Horny Henry: "Tell no-one! Especially whores and hoes! Niggers kill whores"
Perfect Peter clasped his hand over his penis and testicles.
"Ah shit!" Peter said
Horny Henry opened his hand, it was sprinkled with cum!
"Crystal Meth!" said Horny Henry
"It looks just like semen!" said Perfect Peter
"Of course it looks like cum!" said Horny Henry
Horny Henry: "Where do you think jizz comes from?"
"Jesus Christ!" said Peter
Perfect Peter: "I never knew cum came from niggas!"
"Well now you know!" said Henry
"Can I see them Henry?" asked Peter
Perfect Peter: "Please let me see them strip!"
Horny Henry: "They come out to fuck-dance at midnight! It's the skeet-skeet-skeet hour"
"Oh" said Peter
Peter's face fell.
"Told ya your too fucking gay!" said Henry
"What the fuck?" said Perfect Peter
Perfect Peter: "If they only fuck at midnight, how come your a virgin?"
"Because condoms fell weird!" said Horny Henry
Horny Henry: "But it's the only way!"
"Ooo!" said Perfect Peter
"I'm having my dick sucked tonight!" said Henry
"You casual motherfucker! Do you think you could ask them to cum before their period?" said Peter
"Oh yeah right! Hire a prostitute! My brother wants to fuck your asshole at 7 o'clock! He's fucking lying about being on the pill, congratulations your a mother!" said Henry in a high, squeaky and horny voice
Perfect Peter: "You don't speak to prostitutes, you have to hide up Mom's asshole! If they knew I'd fucked them they'd fuck off and never come back!"
Perfect Peter was suicidal! He wanted to see the black men more than anything in the world! But getting out of bed after dicks out and sneaking out to the strip-club and sucking the blood dick and on a man-rape night, it was motherfucking bullshit!
"I can't do shit!" whispered Perfect Peter
Henry shrugged "Like a give a fuck!"
Horny Henry: "If you can't handle it, you can just you know, fuck off!"
Peter hated being repeatedly screamed at to fuck off, next to "You can hang yourself!" it was the worst shit ever!
Perfect Peter: "I am not a faggot!"
"Yes you are!" said Henry
Horny Henry: "Now you can fuck off you little faggot! Just don't blame me when you spend the rest of your life being a whiny little bitch because you missed seeing real live black people!"
Horny Henry started to fuck off. Perfect Peter sat very still.
Perfect Peter: "Holy shitballs!"
But was he horny enough and autistic enough to sneak out of the fuck-truck at night?
"The fuck are you doing?" whispered his prostitute
"Hurry the fuck up!" squeaked a transvestite, a very sad small puny subhuman mongoloid who spent his life raping latino children.
"Oh ya! Let's start this fucking shit!" said Perfect Peter
"Oh yeah!" thought Horny Henry
"Get over here bitch!" said Henry
Softly, Henry raped a fucking bitch on the fucking sidewalk and tripped acid, he held a small dick.
"It's so dark, nigger!" said Perfect Peter staring into the ladies at the bottom of the planet Earth.
"Please shut the fuck up!" whispered Horny Henry
They crept across the lawn down to Mom's asshole. Perfect Peter looked up into his mom's hairy ass, felching as the retrieval of sperm from the anal canal via suction. He Protested.
"No it isn't!" said Horny Henry
He grabbed Peter and shoved him up!
Perfect Peter: "I can't fucking do shit!"
"Higher shithead! I haven't got all fucking night!" said Henry
Horny Henry: "Go as high as you can!"
Peter fucked, and fucked, and fucked!
"I came in my mouth!" squeaked Peter
He came on a pair of tits then cautiously looked down.
"What the fuck is going on?!" Peter whispered
There was no reply.
"Hey Fuckface!" said Peter
"For fucks sake!" said Peter
Still there was no reply, Perfect Peter peered into a fox's asshole.
Perfect Peter: "Where could he be? Could Henry have been raped by niggers? NOOOO!"
Then Perfect Peter saw a fucked-up sight! There was his brother fucking off into the house, Perfect Peter did not understand! Why wasn't Henry waiting to fuck the goddamn niggers? Why had he left Peter? And then suddenly it was at this moment that Peter knew he fucked up!
"You stupid autistic abusive fucking whore!" squeaked Peter
Then he stopped, his bitches were too fucking hard too reduce sperm count! He was fucked by elephants all alone in hell! Peter had 3 choices, he could get the fuck out of there, or he could sleep all night with a crackhead, or he could...
"MOOOOM!" screamed Peter
Perfect Peter: "DAAAAD! Where the fuck are you?!"
Mom and Dad stumbled out bullock naked, they were fucking pissed!
"What the fuck are you doing?!" screamed Mom
"Sounds like someone wants to get raped again!" screamed Dad
"It was all Henry's fault!" shrieked Peter as Dad fucking sodomized him!
Perfect Peter: "He brought me here! He made spunk on Mom's titties!"
"Henry is having a nightly emission in bed!" said Mom
Mom: "We checked the motherfucker's underpants on the way out!"
"Brace Yourself!" said Dad
Dad: "I'm about to splooge!"
"WAAAAH!" wailed Peter
"Shut the fuck up you cunt!" screamed the neighbors
Dad: "How does it feel having a penis up your fucking ass?"
Meanwhile back in bed, Horny Henry stretched and fucked a leprechaun! No-one could pretend to be gay better than Horny Henry!
"PS4 makes the best sexdrive! (Chad Warden reference)" he thought
Peter in a pedophile butt-knocker, Henry in his various liquids, he was so much of a fucking idiot he never noticed his torn, dirty and shitty pajamas! Unfortunately the next morning, God did!
The End?