Hello there! :)
This is a little argument between Merlin and Arthur.
I don't actually like it but hey, I thought I'd show you all anyway.
Enjoy!
"Well you don't have to be such a prat about it." Merlin grumbled as he wiped up the wine he had spilt on the floor. He was currently getting an earful from the Prince for it.
"I wouldn't if you weren't such an idiot, Merlin."
"So you do admit you're a prat then?" Arthur growled in annoyance under his breath.
"That's first class wine! Fit for fine people not the floor!"
"Why were you drinking it then?"
"Merlin!"
"Yes, sire?" Merlin looked up innocently.
"Just... Wipe it up!" Merlin chuckled, pleased that Arthur had run out of comebacks before he did.
"Prat."
"Idiot."
"Royal ass."
"Brainless monkey."
"Actually." Merlin said, interrupting their tirade of insults. "Monkeys are quite intelligent."
"Yes you would think so!"
"Shut up, clotpole."
"Merlin, you buffoon, do you know who you're talking to?"
"Well, apparently, I'm too stupid to, but yes I do. I'm speaking to royalty..."
"Thank you!"
"... of the prat variety."
Merlin springs up, wine soaked cloth in hand, and sprints out the room, laughing loudly.
"Merlin!"
Well.. there we are.
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