Hey. I'm Carl. Ya know, the zombie? The butler in My Sims Agents?
Yeah. Those buttheads have ruined my reputation.
I'm absolutely NOT delusional, and cannot be hypnotized either.
I have No-Hypnotism! Yes! That's what I have! (No, I did not make that up…)
Anyways, I'm here to rant.
You have no reason to rant.
Shut up, stupid voice that comes through the air vent!
*Silence*
Thank you. Well, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
*Bursts out laughing* PICKLE!?
HEY, I'm a zombie, okay? I don't know all that kind of slang you youngsters talk now.
So? Violet could tell you!
That's kind of what I'm here for…
What-OH! *Takes out a stand exactly like the one in Charlie Brown with Advice Stickers all over it* How may I help you?
You're slow…
Well THAT'S hypocritical, zombie.
Whatever. So, I need help with llll…lloo…
Love, right?
Yeah. *Swipes sweat off blue forehead*
EW! YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE A PIG!
I need help telling Violet I have a crush on her.
What makes you think she'll like you back? You're a zombie, for Hypnotism's sake! You're blue, she's pale. You're hideous, she's quite pretty. You're-
Shut up. Are you gonna help or not?!
Give me 5 cents.
Huh? Why don't you charge me more? We're not in the olden days anymore, you know.
You still are. Fine, give me twenty bucks.
I wasn't complaining!
Too late, blue boy.
*Growls while takes out money. Slips through the air vent.* HAPPY!?
Quite. So, what do you exactly want to say to her?
I want to take her out on a date.
Uhhh, okay. But what are you going to ask her?
Do you want to go courting?
WHAT!? This isn't the 1700's, honey!
Well, what do you think I should say?
Violet, would you like to go out with me tonight? Maybe meet me at the dock at 8?
Doesn't that sound a bit…well…odd to you?
AGH! You are HOPELESS!
No, wait, I can change!
*Stops* Fine.
YEAH!
But you have to say that and bring her roses.
Roses?
She likes dead flowers, right? Bring her a bouquet of dead roses.
Okay. *Writes down that* Anything else?
OOOH, CHOCOALTES!
Man, you sound enthusiastic!
Uh, I'm excited for Violet. She must be happy to get all those things from you. *Covers up*
Thanks Zoë. You know, I thought you were some evil mastermind after you hypnotized me, but you're alright.
I'm not- I mean, your welcome. But I also think you should throw in a couple of tickets to Disneyland.
I thought Violet is more into dark things?
Yeah, but she loves Space Mountain and all those pretty lights dancing around…
Well, uh, okay, thanks.
You're welcome. But give me 20 more bucks. *Starts taking stand down*
Fine. *Tosses money down* Later, Zoë. Hey, aren't you supposed to be in jail…
She is.
What the f-
LATER!
Wait, then who are you?!
*Silence*
DANG IT!