Chapter One!
The kiss
I don't own Naruto and Never will!
This part take's place in episode 3 where Sasuke and Naruto are facing off and naruto is staring at Sasuke—
1-Naruto- Grrrrr...
Sakura- Naruto! stop staring at Sasuke-kun!!!
Naruto (mumbling)- Sakura-chan...everyone is so obsessed with Sasuke. What is so good about him anyway?
2-Leans forward looking straight at Sasuke. Lighting crackles between air.
Fangirls are looking scary. Very scary.
Sakura- Sasuke-kun! just beat him up!
3-Enraged Fangirls- YEAH!
Random boy who's-name-we-do-not-care- What? For real? (Leans back bumping into Naruto who kisses Sasuke) turns around and says..."Oh. Sorry."
Fangirls stare in shock!!! Everyone stares in shock!!!
Sakura- Wha...
You seem them kissing. Notice how they look like chickens.
Sakura screams like a girl...oh wait! She is a girl!
Inner Sakura- Damn it! I was supposed to get Sasuke-kun's first kiss!!!
Naruto and Sasuke brake apart acting as if there retching. There spitting and have fish-eyes.
Sasuke- Naruto I'm going to kill you. (But Sasuke's still moaning and making vomit faces so he like whispers it)
Naruto- My mouth!!!
4-Random boy who's-name-we-do-not-care- Is it my fault??
Naruto- I sense danger! (Turns around and sees ENRAGED FANGIRLS)
And thus we end. Now follow the number key 1 for one up in the above text and so on. I don't do sakura cause they show her inner self often.
1- Inner Narutu (who is actually the kyuubi)- You can take him on!!! Fight! Fight! Fight1 Fight! Beat that senseless!
2- Inner Sasuke- ...OH WAIT! He's thinking about spaghetti and rice krispies!!!
3- Inner Fangirl- Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best!
Some ones been brain washed!
Lets try Fangirls 2– Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best...Sasuke...is... the...best!
OMG!!!! THEY'VE all been brain washed! But by who?
4- Boy- Allright!!! I caused two people to hook up1 I am a matchmaker!!!
Starts singing "matchmaker matchmaker make me a match..."
Thats all for today folks! WHAT more do you want to hear??? Review your opinion of what I should do next!