A cold ass day in No-Nut November 2018, 27 days till the fat boy orgy I mean Christmas!
Horny Henry shat on the carpet!
"Only 5 more minutes to home-time!" already Henry could taste those lady-peaks.
Miss Battleaxe droned on about communication rods. Yuck!
Miss Battleaxe: "Being spanked by Johnny Deep blah blah blah Pulling out blah blah blah I'm gonna make you suck my cock full of brainy men and than my butt is full of semen!"
Horny Henry: "What the bleeding fuck are you talking about Miss Battleaxe?"
Miss Battleaxe: "Henry, this a brand-new play with crapping and wanking!"
What even?! Showing off your genitalia in-front of blind men? Who else but Henry could be an all-crapping, all-wanking, white, filthy asshole?
"I want to be Nicki Minaj!" shouted every girl in the classroom
"I want more boobs!" shouted Rude Ralph
"I want to be a meth addict!" shouted Anxious Andrew
"I wanna be Jewseph!" shouted Horny Henry
"Shut the fuck up!" shrieked Miss Battleaxe
Miss Battleaxe: "I cast the play as follows, Margret, you will be Nicki Minaj"
She handed Moody Margret a sheet of paper. Moody Margret whooped with joy! All the other girls were pissed at her.
"Pick me for Jewseph, pick me for Jewseph!" Horny Henry begged silently
"I am a whore!" beamed Jerk-off Josh
"I am a hentai tentacle dinosaur!" trilled Motherfucker Martha
"I am a foot fetishist!" sobbed Wanker William
Miss Battleaxe: "Jewseph will be played by..."
"MEEEE!" screamed Henry
"MEEEE!" screamed Nigger Nick, Gay Graham, Douchebag Dave and Anal-sex Al
"Perfect Peter!" said Miss Battleaxe
Miss Battleaxe: "From Miss Ugly's class!"
"Peter gets the staring part?! Are you fucking shitting me?!" howled Horny Henry
"Henry, you'll be..." Miss Battleaxe consulted her list
"Please not a foot fetishist! Please not a foot fetishist!" prayed Horny Henry
Miss Battleaxe: "The dominatrix!"
The dominatrix?! How stupid he'd been? The dominatrix must the staring part! Henry could see himself now, polishing asses, selling drugs, hiding said drugs and then shooting at the cops, sucking out big foaming fizzy whiz splooge while singing a song about the joys of fucking then he get into a nice long orgy and finally rape Moody Margret's face! He'd sing and dance while knocking EmpLemon and Mumkey "Unfunny Tryhard Faggot" Jones and their pseudo-intellectual army off a wall and into the fiery pits of hell, getting Digibro/Mr. "K-on is my favorite anime" (Mumkey "Unfunny Tryhard Faggot" Jones' fuckbuddy), Shadman and Ben T. Looney gassed for being pedos, getting his own Stand like in "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", making The Nostalgia Critic lose all of his ad-revenue and of his followers on social media, making Mr. Enter lose all of his money, destroying every fiscal copy of "Frozen", "Undertale", "Zootopia", "Fortnite" and "Deltarune", getting "RWBY", "Steven Universe", "Rick & Morty", "The Loud House", "Unikitty", "Welcome to the Wayne", "Final Space", "Craig of the Creek", "Big City Greens", "Summer Camp Island" and the 2017 DuckTales reboot (Rebooting "DuckTales" as a hipster-pandering wannabe anime? What could possibly go fucking wrong?... Oh I don't know, maybe Walt Disney rolling around in his grave!) cancelled (Seeing how "Adventure Time" (When it devolved into a Hipster-pandering wannabe anime and whatnot), "Gravity Falls", "Wander over Yonder" and "Harvey Beaks" (Basically "Chowder" for brain-dead retards who have shit taste in cartoons) got axed, and MLP, "Gumball" (When it devolved into unfunny tryhard bullshit that panders to Internet culture ever since Season 5), and "Star VS The Forces of Evil" are finally ready to get axed)! Wouldn't that be awesome?
Miss Battleaxe handed a page to Henry, he read "Jewseph knocks, the dominatrix opens the door, Jewseph: "Where are all the white woman at?", Dominatrix: "How the fuck should I now? I masturbate with an orange!", the dominatrix shuts the door". He entire part was one line! One stupid fucking bullshit line! Even the ass got a song! And even worse, after Henry said his one line Perfect Peter & Moody Margret got to yakk for hours about Auschwitz and Man-Meat and Roadheads and Elderly Japanese men and then sing "Gucci Gang" by Lil Pump while Henry hang about behind the contraception with the Westboro Baptists! It would make Henry wanna curl up into a ball and die!
"Thrilling!" said Dad
Dad: "A faggot, the star of the show!"
Perfect Peter smiled modestly.
Perfect Peter: "Of course, who the fuck cares?"
Horny Henry pounced! He was a rapist lunging for the pussy!
"HAAAAAA!" squealed Peter
"Henry, why don't you mind your own fucking business?!" snapped Dad
Horny Henry stomped upstairs and slammed that fucking dickhead! How could he bear the humiliation of playing senseless trap-rap when Peter gets to fuck black bitches? He could trick Peter into suicide. Yes! But Miss Battleaxe would replace Peter with Goodie-Gay Gordon, Henry was fucked! And then Horny Henry had brilliant marginalized idea! Why hadn't he thought of this before? If Henry couldn't have a bigger black dick he'd just had to make his bigger! For instance he could scream "Go fuck yourself!" that would get a reaction! Or he could bellow "Fuck you! You fucking bitch!" and then shoot Jewseph!
Horny Henry: "I'm a really dark, mature and sexy dominatrix!"
Maybe Henry could be sadistic fuck and shout "Sex! Sex! Sex!" and rape Nicki Minaj and slam Jewseph 50 fucking times! Or he could be a really dark, mature, sexy and sadistic terrorist, that would liven up the Christmas Play a bit!
12th of Destroy-Dick December 2018, only 13 more days till the big orgy I mean Christmas! Horny Henry spent most of his times shooting heroine, he'd never seen such a boring porno! Naturally he'd done everything he could to improve it!
"Can we add tons of messed up corpses?" asked Henry
"No!" snapped Miss Battleaxe
Horny Henry: "Can't I add limbs yanked out of bodies like a teeny-weeny little penis?"
"Fuck no!" said Miss Battleaxe
"But how does the hooker know which cock to suck?" said Henry
Miss Battleaxe glared at Henry.
Miss Battleaxe: "One more word from you Henry and you'll be changing places with Lesbian Linda!"
A dominatrix was infinitely better than being invisible as the ass of an ass!
Showtime! Not a vibrator or dildo was to be found in any local shop! Everyone lined up on stage behind the curtains, Peter and Margret waited on the side to make their big entrance as Nicki Minaj and Jewseph.
"Isn't it exciting Henry? Being in a fucked up porno?" whispered Peter
"Fuck no!" snarled Henry
Miss Battleaxe: "Now remember, don't worry if you piss yourself! Just carry on and no-one will notice!... Maybe?"
"But I still think I should have an argument with Nicki Minaj and Jewseph about lesbian sex!" said Henry
"No!" snapped Miss Battleaxe
Miss Battleaxe: "Fetishists, line up with the buttholes! Sheep, get ready to masturbate! Bert, are you a sheep or an ass?"
Bitchy Bert: "I don't know shit!"
Miss Odd-Bud went to the front of the stage.
Miss Odd-Bud: "Welcome motherfuckers, whites, blacks, asians, hispanics, we hope you all enjoy getting messed up on drugs!"
Horny Henry stood in the wings and watched the whores do their highland orgy. Finally, Henry's big moment arrived!
"Hey you fucking bitch!" Henry the dominatrix stepped forward and opened the door! There was Moody Margret hyper-sexualized as Nicki Minaj, and Perfect Peter looking fucking pissed as Jewseph!
"Where are all the white woman at?" asked Jewseph
"Holy shit!" thought Horny Henry
His mind was blank.
"Give me a Doctor Pepper bitch!" asked Jewseph loudly
"Yes!" said the dominatrix
Henry the dominatrix: "I'm gonna make you cum in your own face!"
Gasp!
"Oh shit!" thought Horny Henry
Now Henry remembered! He was supposed to say "How the fuck should I now? I masturbate with an orange!".
Henry the dominatrix grabbed Nicki Minaj and Jewseph's boobs and yanked them though the hooker's ass!
"But! But! The inns fucking shit!" said Nicki Minaj
Henry the dominatrix: "This is the best inn in Bethlehem! We've got the biggest kinds of excess you can think of! Heavy drug use, wild sex, lots of money, dangerous criminal activity and Playboy magazines!"
"There are no redeeming qualities to this inn!" said Nicki Minaj firmly.
Nicki Minaj: "Let's go to Africa!"
"Oh don't go there, you'll get AIDS!" said the dominatrix
"So?" said Nicki Minaj
"I love AIDS!" said Jewseph weakly
Henry the dominatrix: "Are you gonna make me shit bricks?"
"Shut your fucking mouth!" snapped Nicki Minaj
"Oooooo!" moaned Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj: "I really need to shit!"
Miss Battleaxe ran up to the stage and nabbed him!
Miss Battleaxe: "Thank you dominatrix, your sluts need you now!"
"What do you mean fucking a skeleton isn't sexually gratifying?" shrieked Horny Henry
"Absolute Poetry!" yelled Moody Margret's racist aunt
Mom and Dad weren't sure what to do.
"What the fuck was I supposed to do?" said Horny Henry afterwards in Miss Odd-Bud's blue waffle vag.
Horny Henry: "It's not my fault I fucked up!"
Could he help it if a gross fat neck-breaded sexist Donald Trump-worshiping Skeptic/Anti-SJW mongoloid who honestly thinks drinking soy causes you to look feminine blew him?
The End.